Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?

Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.

Patient: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: Give me the bad news first.

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers

hmmmmmmmmmmm titi i will not comment on this joke so will not ve to break me head.

tyty accept my condolensce o ni fi such repay us o pele

see dis ode o, no be u be d patient abi b'coz i no put ur name, i no wan ban nw, no not nw

@ poster
nice one
tyty and romade again

c ur maut, i mension name?

@ tyty
dont let me BAN u
last warning

u tink say i dey fear abeg ban, na today?

okay u just want vex me
thats second to the last warning
please becareful
i hav all the power now

oo to be

my God
please dont make me do this
i beg u
i will not accept ur letter of apology o
anu e lon se mi

tyty i know 4 sure dat i am not as dumb as u luk

omo iya banke u r not boy enuf to ban our wyf

only original dumbs know d upcoming dumbs

that is wia u r wrong switpie it takes a renounced & retired one to know an aspiring one

dumbino, oko bimbo

pele arugi ta

okun asegi ta, alaparutu

tolotolo wetin u dey talk my yorua is not dat gud o

se omo ale yoruba ni wo ni?

nah just a pirated Benin & xpatriated togolese

omo oko oro
gbori eeeeeeeee
@ tyty
o le nu pa

nothing good comes out of an evil minded person

tyty, how much u wan sell that ur slippers sef?

nowat:

nothing good comes out of an evil minded person

like that of urs?

emmyjojo:

tyty, how much u wan sell that ur slippers sef?

she no wan sell, if u wan buy go the nearest market.


@ololumi how u dey?

we r just wakin kip ur kiss 4 now

i just drop nowat from my car, and am very sure u r mistaken nowat for ma ololumi

nah i av no nid 4 nowat now as xmas dey approach na im she show face till february b4 i see her

if only nowat can see what u just posted, mehn u wicked. See as u dey dodge expenses.

i resemble charity org 4 ya faze

since u no dey resemble charity org, dat's why i sey u wicked na. After u don chop clean mouth u dey take of. wubish.

where you there at the scene and how did you manage to know that the next guy in ward was very interested in making an offer for the slips but you Bleep up ooo u no tell us how much they guy wan pay for the bata, she make i laugh abi make vess or bone or even fact all the way sha eno sweet try another one may i go fit to laugh


sorry i forget nice joke you try well well but na later i con laff