agaba, iwu de chief priest? ahurum the list. i fulfilled all righteuosness. udo di, i'm justified

osisi, garri ahu nile, i sold them in south london. so owu nani ndi south london ga eri ya. darfur na ndi enyi ya

Osis$i
Biko-

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-327742.64.html#msg4629921

otele, welcome back. so o wu gi mere this latest diarrhoea epidemic na eme na my hood? gi were garri ruru aru n'ere na south london. last night agara m toilet 7 times

i had to cancel plans to go see ify yesterday . . . . .and nke kacha njo wu na de same yesterday, agaba ekweghi i-pick phone ya, i just hope that owughi na nke my darling ka agaba werela alagara ihe ya gawa, maka owuru nke a, ma agaba, ma gi,otele,onye rere garri butere otolo na south a, aga m eme unu ife di egwu

There are 2 kinds of people,

Those who see things as they are and ask why.

Those who dream of things that are not and ask Ynot.

Osisi Why ikpe gi alum? 

Umuigbo ekelem unu. 

Ifyalways, ekene na udochukwu diri gi. 

Otele,lol ndeewo.
Garri gi ahu agwula?di thing bu aphrodisac  garri-egovin  I want more 

pres-elect:

ify nwunye m

mbaitoli no na ebe orji rd via mbieri. inwekwara ike jiri orlu rd via ubomiri/akwakuma axis. fa ncha bu ofu ife afu

Onye nkem dalu. .hope na afo gi adila nma?
@Agaba,pretend u didnt see it,inugo  gini kam ji egwu ahu eme when m na ekwute ihe di nkpa 
Ikommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmi 
Ikomi  ,ole ebe i si daputa?a jurum Pres ajuju gi,he said some Afgan babe took u hostage  owu ezie ?
Plat,we hear u.

Ike Opara 
Anyi ga ahu na Mbieri 

onye wukwanu ike opara?

ifyalways:

Ikommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmi
Ikomi ,ole ebe i si daputa?a jurum Pres ajuju gi,he said some Afgan babe took u hostage owu ezie ?

Owu kpa long story, I kid u not.

Agara'm marriage na Afghan oooohhhhhh, actually what should have been a peaceful wedding between mu na nwa Afghan.

On the wedding day, which was scheduled to hold under a tent, ihe anyi nukpara wu ggggbbbbboooossssaaaa. Over what should have been the sound of singing and dancing. Bombu, Ike ahhhggggg gbum. I was ssoooooo gutted.

Well all is history now, the bride and her family were waiting for me under that tent, I was just a few meters away mgbe iha mere.

Anyway hapu story, keeeeee kwanu. E di available, kanyi kwa uka?

pres-elect:

onye wukwanu ike opara?

i leghi egwu boolu US na Cameroun?Ike Opara na akuru ndi mba Obama defence.

Ikomi:

Owu kpa long story, I kid u not.

Agara'm marriage na Afghan oooohhhhhh, actually what should have been a peaceful wedding between mu na nwa Afghan.

On the wedding day, which was scheduled to hold under a tent, ihe anyi nukpara wu ggggbbbbboooossssaaaa. Over what should have been the sound of singing and dancing. Bombu, Ike ahhhggggg gbum. I was ssoooooo gutted.

Well all is history now, the bride and her family were waiting for me under that tent, I was just a few meters away mgbe iha mere.

Anyway hapu story, keeeeee kwanu. E di available, kanyi kwa uka?

Rofl.
i so missed u,ur stories and ur crooked way of writing.
I am happy for you oo ndi Afghan choro iji gi eme peppersoup.
A dighim available,cant u see the handwriting on da wall? Pres-elect is still very much alive and active.
Ofodu Romanus.

ifyalways:

i so missed u,your stories

Did u? I knew u will, my going to Afghanistan was to make u jealous too.

Ndi Igbo ibe m mma mma nu o! Otekwaala. A na m e nwe anuri na treadia na-aga n'ihu. Ekele m to Ezenwanyi ogbako anyi a,Ify Elect ,a ma m na rovu ka na a ga n'ihu? Ekelekwaa m ndi di ka Ikomi,Pres1,Pres Always,Agaba911 ,Otele,etc. I'm now back n better!
Tupu m echefuo, taa bu ubochi ncheta omumu m(My Birthday); ya bu na emepeela m warehouse m maka giftu unu ,
@Mmadu nile,Happy Independa

standing in line, hands on my neighbours shoulder ( a la school assembly days)

from arochukwu, abia state.

igbo happy ndependa ooooo
my luv, ndewooooo,
hapu bayiday to you,
hapu bayiday to you,
hapu bayiday to dear luv
hapu bayiday to u

_{how old are u now . . .}

gi na nigeria nwere otu mbosi omumu

@my luv

a like-kwara m aha ahu inyere mu na nkem, pres-always and ify-elect

Ikomi:

Did u?  I knew u will, my going to Afghanistan was to make u jealous too. 

. . . On the contrary,it opened doors and legsfor me and Pres-elect    though i missed u 
kedu ihe i gotere m?
@My luv,dalu.Ka Jah chebe ma gozie gi.May he let the countenace of his face to shine on u,clothe u with long life,peace from above,blessings and favour from men and from above,udo na ihe nile di nma obi gi na acho.
Happpppppppppppy Buffday 

pres-elect:

@my luv

a like-kwara m aha ahu inyere mu na nkem,   pres-always and ify-elect

ebelebe igba. 
igba kiridim kiridim. aha nkea bu final bus stop 
throtler,ka nka,ada Mazi

ify,
ikomi gotere roadside bombs. agakwala ya nso o

ahaaa

pres-elect---ifyalways
pres-always---ify-elect
always-elect---presify

pres-elect:

ify,
ikomi gotere roadside bombs. agakwala ya nso o

ahaaa

A nam anu.haha by the way Ikomi,kele Jah for that trial marriage that went awry,dat girl gara a planti live bomb na ahu ya bia dosara gi otele,i daba as onye nnapu ihe i bu,the rest go be history.

pres-elect:



pres-elect---ifyalways
pres-always---ify-elect
always-elect---presify

osondi owendi live
soon anyi ga e-change usernames anyi to Mr and Mrs . . .joint account.usu e nweghi mouth

chei, odim n'obi kedu ka isi mara ihe dim n'obi . . . ify gi eeeh . . . . . . asampete


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdcxuwiI1uY

ROFL.
ara ga agbazi ndi ara final.
@all,TGIF . . . .a lirrrle fun wont hurt. 
meanwhile,up Nigeria,down Tahiti 

MrCrackles:

Is there any other time you dont ROFL
Always ROFL!

why i no go ROFL?
If u know what i have,i mean if u know what God have done for me,u wud join me and ROFL.
i have 2 sweet boys,a loving husband ie very sweet and honey coated private and residential abunna,why i no go ROFL.
double ROFL

gwa ha

I na atupuru Crackles onu. 
O sim achi na ochi owu mu ka uwa nke ya ka njo?
Ya norokwa dia,ifyelect ga na achi ochi 24/7.usu e nweghi mouth. 
@Agaba,isi _head nkpi no na akpa nkpi. 

ebelebe igba

igba igba igba igbakirigba

MrCrackles:

Is there any other time you dont ROFL
Always ROFL!

mr crackles owu onye igbo? never thought

ifyalways:

why i no go ROFL?
If u know what i have,i mean if u know what God have done for me,u wud join me and ROFL.
i have 2 sweet boys,a loving husband ie [b]very sweet and honey coated private and residential abunna[/b],why i no go ROFL.
double ROFL

me too, i am ROFL , and more , i absolutel concur , some of our hubys have got it going on

ifyalways:

. . . On the contrary,it opened doors and legsfor me and Pres-elect though i missed u
kedu ihe i gotere m?
@My luv,dalu.Ka Jah chebe ma gozie gi.May he let the countenace of his face to shine on u,clothe u with long life,peace from above,blessings and favour from men and from above,udo na ihe nile di nma obi gi na acho.
Happpppppppppppy Buffday ebelebe igba.
igba kiridim kiridim. aha nkea bu final bus stop
throtler,ka nka,ada Mazi

thank you ify, ma gi kwa!

throttler:

mr crackles owu onye igbo? never thought

O nwughi onye igbo mana umu nwanyi igbo na a masi ya.

asha 80:

O nwughi onye igbo mana umu nwanyi igbo na a masi ya.

ewo!, then ya jikere ikwu ugwo isi nwanyi igbo, because ogagi amazi uzo ulo nna ya

asha 80:

O nwughi onye igbo mana umu nwanyi igbo na a masi ya.

Unu gwakwa ya na obu a matter of cash.
Arggh,Nnenneigbo,Ghetochyk,Ynot,Monshege,Fesse,edygirl,ibo-babe,nightnurse,chika 98 na ndi ozo,Ya gazie.
Igbo ndi oma ndu mmiri na nke azu.
Since Romaus jiri luo nwa Guinea ya ahu o na akpazi agwa ka Guinea pig

ifyalways:

.
Since Romaus jiri luo nwa Guinea ya ahu o na akpazi agwa ka Guinea pig 

Ifeoma idi wicked and funny 

@Pres, ihulanu ya.
@Ify, Ekpere gi a nyeere m aka nke ukwuu taa. Onwere nwaada m kpatara aka unyaahu. Anyway,emee ka m kooro gi ka ya bu show si wee ga kama ujo ji m; anuru m ihe Pres na-eme onye obula gara gi nso. Biko make e sure na o di armless b4 nwaada ohuru m agaghizi e recognize m.