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spikedcylinder:

Sorry to disturb o but I came here looking for iice. Where is she please?

" "

she dey for mars, she is on a trade mission for the united states of winged erhmmmmmmmmmm !

nor worry she go soon land ! " "



wey alla me valantias?

ikamefa:

" "

she dey for mars, she is on a trade mission for the united states of winged erhmmmmmmmmmm !

nor worry she go soon land ! " "



wey alla me valantias?

Ika6 Gbosa Gbosa Gbosa!!!!

Mukii

I know say u be sumo wrestler so i no go fit fight u
Mama talk say na u tif meat for inside pot lastnite


IICE
Laydee, i miss u ooo

MrCrackles:

Ika6 Gbosa Gbosa Gbosa!!!!

awwwwwwwwwwww

how u dey ? how was your valantia day? " "

ikamefa:

awwwwwwwwwwww

how u dey ? how was your valantia day? " "

I dey ooo!
Vallantia normal day for me jare
Madam buy me superman granny sized pant!!
I dey wear am naw
U?

Ikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa      

iice say make i tell; you she go buy mama's meat for yonder, she tif small chop, so her belle dey do B2K bump bump bump "   "

Brashy
where is your id?

MrCrackles:

I dey ooo!
Vallantia normal day for me jare
Madam buy me superman granny sized pant!!
I dey wear am naw
U?

na me , tiffy and a whole keg of pammy yesterday oh

i shack so tey i nor even remember my own name yesterday

t'was aight though!  


@ muki 

muki ask iice: sey wey my own share of the meat she been tiff? 

mukina2:

Brashy
where is your id?

IkaA carry am go do her Vallantia yday
U go drink Pammy?

Please Ika who be brashy?

you sabi am?

wetin hin dey do inside our home?

make i call po po?

brash nor mind am
she dey demo for you 

mukina2:

Please Ika who be brashy?

you sabi am?

wetin hin dey do  inside our home?

make i call po po?

you dis gal why you dey yarn so?

abeg nor come  spoil my bribe wey i wan collect from brash here oh   

Ika
fear dey catch me

i nor sabi brash . .wetin hin dey do for our room?

i go report you to mama o Ika. . who be brash


i nor sabi am.

iice come carry me go o

make we go togeda

mukina2:

Ika
fear dey catch me


iice come carry me go o

make we go togeda

go where? " " iice is on planet mars, you wan follow am?

suddenly you nor sabi brash again! hummmmmmmmmm!!!!!

brash wetin you do muki?

@ brash? 


I am Debonnaire and dapper!
Yeah, a refined dude with a refined taste!!



oh yesssssss!

me too, i am a catalyst and caustic ! 
yeah , a purified babe with a distilled taste!  "  '

Brash tif my change

e tif my cake for fridge

e tif my pammy for gourd


i wan kill am  . .mama hide am from me


i nor sabi am o

cuz if i catch am

no one nor fit hold me

ikamefa:

@ brash? 


I am Debonnaire and dapper!
Yeah, a refined dude with a refined taste!!

oh yesssssss!

me too, i am a catalyst and caustic ! 
yeah , a purified babe with a distilled taste!  "  '

IkaaA u nor go kill me!!!

mukina2:

Brash tif my change
e tif my cake for fridge
e tif my pammy for gourd

i wan kill am  . .mama hide am from me

i nor sabi am o

cuz if i catch am

no one nor fit hold me

Na lie, i nor tiff anything!

I never tif since dem catch Shina Rambo!!

Mama know say i be good boi, she no say u be case!

Ika warn am o

i don tif papa gun since . .make i blow his brains comot

Muki

Na lie, u nor fit do nada

Me sef pack craze for head like Igbo man fan!


IkaAA

Warn laydee oo

Me i fit triple wounjure persin ooo

MrCrackles:


Na lie, i nor tiff anything!

I never tif since dem catch Shina Rambo!!

Mama know say i be good boi, she no say u be case!

gbam!  

mukina2:

Ika warn am o

i don tif papa gun since . .make i blow his brains comot

i carry god beg you nor blow his brains oh

MrCrackles:



Me sef pack craze for head like Igbo man fan!

hahahaha   that is to sey craze * craze = wetin?

nobody is getting woundjured here tonight, am sure there is nothing some pammy cant solve abi? 

Ika comot for my front o

this boy go hear am today

i want to shakabula his brains

wey am . .come out o

oya make una take this one, make una settle  una kwpata jare   


_{later me loffs}

Mukii

U nor fit do nada, i double dare u make u pull trigger?


IkaA

Oya bring pammy comot make we shack

We no dey give that gun-wielding and tantrum throwing madam!!

MrCrackles:

Mukii

U nor fit do nada, i double dare u make u pull trigger?


IkaA

Oya bring pammy comot make we shack

We no dey give that gun-wielding and tantrum throwing madam!!

Come wey mama?

na me brash dey cuss so for yinglish?

today we go wound ourselves here

Who wan fight Muki

I don comot shirt to fight anybody

Brash I go take ring hit you. 1 blow 7 die!!!!

Becareful yourself oh

You people's pidgin on this thread na die! I can hardly understand.
Ika, please I beg you, in lay man's words, tell me where iice is.

Go Dayo

beat am up

brashy today you go see pepper

Brash don run. Lazy man.

1 blow 7 die