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Types Of Slap by Nobody: 12:31am On Apr 21, 2015 |
TYPES OF SLAPS AND THEIR MEANINGS. (1)TAKE AWAY SLAP:-when a girl gives u a dirty slap and all u can do is hold ur face and walk away..that is take away slap. (2)RESOUNDING SLAP:- That is when after u are hit you keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii! (3)FORMATTING SLAP:-That is the slap that makes someone to forget instantly what he or she was doing..You find yours lf asking questions like"what did i do? (4)EXPLANATORY SLAP:-..when a girl gives u that..your find yourslf explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord..e.g..BR OS SHEY U BE DE WATCH? Shey I do anything? (5)FIX DEPOSIT SLAP:- when you receive that. all u will do is just stand right where u are and watch the girl walk away (6)RHETORICAL SLAP:-The moment you receive that slap..u start asking questions that doesnt need reply.. Question like.. BELLA U SLAPED ME? 7.SWEET SLAP.:This is the type of slap that when a girl downloads it sweetly on your cheek whether It is painful or not.U start blushing like a fool. So I'm wondering which one you have received? Credits: Facebook Cc: Ben13 |
Re: Types Of Slap by whillyamz98(m): 1:04am On Apr 21, 2015 |
All of the above... |
Re: Types Of Slap by Nobody: 6:01am On Apr 21, 2015 |
Re: Types Of Slap by whillyamz98(m): 9:09am On Apr 21, 2015 |
marioking:LOL. yes oo. but slap no 2 the most i got.... |
Re: Types Of Slap by Olivebranches(m): 9:40am On Apr 21, 2015 |
marioking: I've recieved none. The one i received is not in the list. She slapped me and started begging me immediately that she was sorry. She knelt down begging. |
Re: Types Of Slap by Nobody: 10:51am On Apr 21, 2015 |
Olivebranches: That's another type o |
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