:d :d :d :d :d :d

it's a good place to look but I try not to look too much now it's kinda irresponsible unless she likes it

ibkaye:

take me to the farm

r u sure u wanna go there?
u have been warned!get ready and tap me, make we waka,

ill take her to a nice amala joint in shitta or ogba if here then ill take her to the favourite naija gurls chice place in london nandos  

CARUSO:

r u sure u want to go there?
u have been warned!get ready and tap me, make we waka,

lool ok i have tapped you

Nella:

lol, because I can read minds, duuhhh

bravo!
ok let me put u thru another litmus test, what is on my mind right now?

ibkaye:

lool ok i have tapped you

kai this madam serious ooo!
wetin i go do now? my boyz talk say otta farm don close

abi make we go bedroom instead?

CARUSO:



kai this madam serious ooo!
wetin i go do now? my boyz talk say otta farm don close

abi make we go bedroom instead?

bedroom ke? i said farm jare, see this one

@post
I'd want him to take me to paris

dinner

ibkaye:

bedroom ke? i said farm jare, see this one

see this aunty oo!

i dont take too many to the bedroom, so ur lucky

bedroom na paradise, e better pass OBJ zoo, gbegiri joint and mr biggs!

oya naw make we roll, haha

u no need make up, shap shap we go enter there link paradise!

rokiatu:

dinner

can i do breakfast wit u instead luv?!

CARUSO:

can i do breakfast wit u instead love?!

why not

CARUSO:

see this aunty oo!

i don't take too many to the bedroom, so your lucky

bedroom na paradise, e better pass OBJ zoo, gbegiri joint and mr biggs!

oya naw make we roll, haha

u no need make up, shap shap we go enter there link paradise!

cheii, who is 'we'? roll ko bounce ni
since when did 'farm' become 'bedroom'
commot 4 road jo
find another

An open graden will do just the two of us No other distractions. I'm a good boy

ibkaye:

cheii, who is 'we'? roll ko bounce ni
since when did 'farm' become 'bedroom'
commot 4 road jo
find another

ok
small time woman go dey talk say guys no dey do
if i tlk say make we enter macy's or harrods, u go jump abi,ehn?
if i tlk say make we go chop for mr chows or make we go skate,u go wan come with me abi?
why we no fit enter bedroom watch dvd?

CARUSO:

ok
small time woman go dey talk say guys no dey do
if i tlk say make we enter macy's or harrods, u go jump abi,ehn?
if i tlk say make we go chop for mr chows or make we go skate,u go wan come with me abi?
why we no fit enter bedroom watch dvd?

hehehehehe
ah, dvd? what dvd? and why can't we watch it in the sitting room then
bedroom indeed
you must still take me to a farm o

rokiatu:

why not

ok we wld go
spend the night at dorchester me and u (so we can be at the breakfast early the next day)
then i wld take u to breakfast downstairs in the main hall

deal?

ibkaye:

hehehehehe
ah, dvd? what dvd? and why can't we watch it in the sitting room then
bedroom indeed
you must still take me to a farm o

ok i would take u to the farm
but on one condition, that u would not stone or slap OBJ?

and may i know where i am picking up my date please? where u dey?

CARUSO:

ok we would go
spend the night at dorchester me and u (so we can be at the breakfast early the next day)
then i would take u to breakfast downstairs in the main hall

deal?

I have date with only single men

CARUSO:

ok i would take u to the farm
but on one condition, that u would not stone or slap OBJ?

and may i know where i am picking up my date please? where u dey?

rokiatu:

I have date with only single men

Busted!!!

m technically still single tho, going on a date doesnt mean m not single!!

CARUSO:

ok i would take u to the farm
but on one condition, that u would not stone or slap OBJ?

and may i know where i am picking up my date please? where u dey?

ok, i will stick to those conditions
im in Jupiter, how you gonna pick me?

@ Topic

With Wifey material kinda girl,

We'll start the night with dinner at an exclusive restaurant _{(the kind where you need a reservation to get in).}  after which we'll go see a romantic movie _{(where I'll try the yawning technique to get my arms around her shoulders)}, after the movie its suya/popcorn and a six pack/40 ounce and we are heading to my place for some music and dessert.

ibkaye:

ok, i will stick to those conditions
im in Jupiter, how you going to pick me?

dat one no be wahala
there is a direct charter jet dat flies from an airfield close to my place
i wld pick u up and we wld head to naija
and u berra make it worth my while or else i go dump u for the farm

oh i just need tolet u know, if we get to otta farm, u may see OBJ playing with sand, he his not a kid but he his reaping the fruits of his labour!

CARUSO:

that one no be wahala
there is a direct charter jet that flies from an airfield close to my place
i would pick u up and we would head to naija

a guy am going on a
date with is flying to Jupiter for
another woman player

CARUSO:

that one no be wahala
there is a direct charter jet that flies from an airfield close to my place
i would pick u up and we would head to naija
and u berra make it worth my while or else i go dump u for the farm

oh i just need tolet u know, if we get to otta farm, u may see OBJ playing with sand, he his not a kid but he his reaping the fruits of his labour!

lol ok don't take too long o
where in naija will we be heading?
worth your while? see mouth, this trip is meant for my own enjoyment
if you no like, commot
no worries about OBJ, let him do what he likes

ibkaye:

lol ok don't take too long o
where in naija will we be heading?
worth your while? see mouth, this trip is meant for my own enjoyment
if you no like, commot
no worries about OBJ, let him do what he likes

see ur mouth, about ur enjoyment?!
women can be selfish at times sha,kai!
we wld head anywhere dat rocks ur boat in naija no wahala
but gauranteed the best date of ur life, and after i hope i wld have done enuff to deserve another date-but this time na for bedroom wey we go do am!

CARUSO:

see your mouth, about your enjoyment?!
women can be selfish at times sha,kai!
we would head anywhere that rocks your boat in naija no wahala
but gauranteed the best date of your life, and after i hope i would have done enough to deserve another date-but this time na for bedroom wey we go do am!

I'm not being selfish o, just looking out for myselfthe both of us
another date? maybe sha
bedroom? hehehe, am not visiting any bedroom o
wetin we go do there that we can't do for any other place?
bedroom ko

ibkaye:

I'm not being selfish o, just looking out for myselfthe both of us
another date? maybe sha
bedroom? hehehe, am not visiting any bedroom o
wetin we go do there that we can't do for any other place?
bedroom ko

we can play chess, or hide and seek(under the sheets and in the wardrobe!)
dont worry, my bedroom no dey bite, nothing is coming off and u wld come out grinning bigger than ever!
u will be glad u did, not too many set foot in there, strict terms and conditions!!
bedroom has so many advantages, it is serene, it is one of the only few places where u can visit paradise on earth, where u can reach cloud 9 and so on

CARUSO:

we can play chess, or hide and seek(under the sheets and in the wardrobe!)
don't worry, my bedroom no dey bite, nothing is coming off and u would come out grinning bigger than ever!
u will be glad u did, not too many set foot in there, strict terms and conditions!!
bedroom has so many advantages, it is serene, it is one of the only few places where u can visit paradise on earth, where u can reach cloud 9 and so on

just imagine, you are not hearing o
these two feet of mine are not stepping into any bedroom, so gbo
you go take me to silverbird, then the farm
then straight back to Jupiter
deal?

ibkaye:

just imagine, you are not hearing o
these two feet of mine are not stepping into any bedroom, so gbo
you go take me to silverbird, then the farm
then straight back to Jupiter
deal?

ok done deal,can we go back enroute London so i can pick up my duvet?
i dont like pushing things so i wont ask u to come to my bedroom
but u wld beg/request for permission to enter the bedroom walai
and me i dont do silverboard, we watch movies in my private cinema, too smooth for silverbird luv!

I think this kind of young woman don't deserve all what you're planning , what you need to do is get a 9/11 MOLUE and let her seat beside the driving seat in other for her face to be at the public side so every one can know she is going on her first date with you, hehehehehe