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Re: Jokes, One-liners, Innuendos, Wordplays by kradleber: 12:49am On May 20, 2015
Tashaamania:
The world isnt coming to an end soon. It's already tommorrow in Australia..

Santa Claus had the smartest idea - Visit people only once a year


I like the first one.
but y'all should try posting things related to romance and relationships ...

Nneka123:
nice!

I'm coming with mine grin

okay..patiently anticipating..


I'm coming with another truckload myself...
Re: Jokes, One-liners, Innuendos, Wordplays by Nobody: 7:39am On May 20, 2015
Boy: Wanna go to my place
Girl: Yeah, you go to yours and I go to mine.


Boy: If your eyes sparkled any brighter, the sun would be out of a job.
Girl: If your peni$ was any smaller, you'd be female.


"My girlfriend's Dad asked me what I do. Apparently, 'your daughter' wasn't the right answer."
Re: Jokes, One-liners, Innuendos, Wordplays by Nobody: 2:22pm On May 20, 2015
Vivly:
If I get one dollar each time I was called Beautiful, I'd have one dollar. Thank you Mama.

Now making 2 dollars. You are beautiful. smiley wink wink

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