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Why I Fired My Secretary! Lol by 2tait: 9:38am On Mar 06, 2009 |
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought, Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids, They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !' We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day, We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?' I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?' She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.' After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, ' Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake , Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'. And I just sat there, On the couch, Naked. That's Why I fired my Secretary! www.wetindeyforum.com it is all about relationships |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary! Lol by uyimen: 10:35am On Mar 06, 2009 |
Hahahahahahaha Very funny! |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary! Lol by Danor: 10:51am On Mar 06, 2009 |
Awwwwww, 9ice! |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary! Lol by yme1(f): 2:02pm On Mar 06, 2009 |
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i no fit laugh o |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary! Lol by xavier3(m): 6:18am On Mar 07, 2009 |
i doubt its a real scenario ur words sounded more lyk rhymes , but if it is as u say, den dude in terms of cheatn i knight thee (king of kings) coz dats d worst way to go down coz u just displayed tendency to cheat not only in front of ur wife but ur kids wat a funny story im just laffn my azz off |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary! Lol by jamace(m): 1:28pm On Mar 07, 2009 |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary! Lol by Ralvy(m): 8:09pm On Mar 07, 2009 |
[me=Ralvy]likes this kinda stuff[/me] Good one |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary! Lol by tRoOE(f): 10:31pm On Mar 07, 2009 |
Classic |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary! Lol by Nobody: 11:43pm On Mar 07, 2009 |
ohhhhh hell naw. |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary! Lol by tpia: 3:35am On Mar 08, 2009 |
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Re: Why I Fired My Secretary! Lol by manmustwac(m): 2:25pm On Mar 08, 2009 |
U wan kill me with laughter. |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary! Lol by Gabry(f): 4:14pm On Mar 08, 2009 |
HAHAHAHAHHA! |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary! Lol by hayprof(m): 6:10am On Mar 09, 2009 |
. .Infact koffi, Basket mouth needs some tutoring of wat real Jokes r , . .Like this One, . . CHAI!! e be like say una don crack my ribs " " " N.B: I hope the man can stay for the B-day celeb.! Na shame na' (NAKED! ) |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary! Lol by PH9ice(m): 7:43am On Mar 09, 2009 |
Really funny stuff man. Can you imagine if this happened for real, you will have to commit suicide because of shame. |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary! Lol by hayprof(m): 7:54am On Mar 09, 2009 |
nd. . .who said it didnt happen for REAL ?! ask the poster! |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary! Lol by PH9ice(m): 3:22pm On Mar 09, 2009 |
If it happened for real, he would not be finding it too funny to post, hence the title of the thread "Why I Fired My Secretary! Lol" |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary! Lol by Omolola1(f): 7:17pm On Mar 09, 2009 |
@ poster you stole my thread, i posted it in the Jokes Section |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary! Lol by PH9ice(m): 7:23pm On Mar 09, 2009 |
Yes you are right, on January 13th. Well this is a Naija site so expect the Aba made version and keep moving. |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary! Lol by oluwafemi113(m): 7:23am On Mar 10, 2009 |
next |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary! Lol by Hollysmile: 8:23am On Mar 11, 2009 |
@poster, dat was it! You took me aback, dat i thot i felt my heart pulse pause for a sec. Dat was very funny! |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary! Lol by oluwafemi113(m): 5:56pm On Mar 11, 2009 |
oya now |
Re: Why I Fired My Secretary! Lol by kennyslim(m): 2:27am On Mar 21, 2009 |
tRoOE: Dont alwaz generalise, ok? @poster, u just displayed the tendency of a great cheap cheat. |
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