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Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 1:37am On May 01, 2009
bluespice:

lmao!!!!!
mr brown jay pls wat did ur friend do? grin

come on bluespice!!!!!!
a man may be adventurous but not THAT adventurous. we moved to another part of the club and left shortly after.
the people i hang out with are a representation of myself so i would have kicked my friends ass if he had replied anything funny or show some "gayness" in him.
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by HunkA(m): 8:47am On May 02, 2009
Check this out!
Dressed cool,walkin down ma street coolin off wit d fresh breeze n a cold drink in hand.
D breeze was alil bit high so it pushed my shirt up,exposin my fly n d size of my 'family jewel'.
I girl i usually wave was comin in da opp direction n wen she came close she stopped me n said
"wit d size of ur dick showin from ur short,i imagine how it'l feel me when its standin@attention".
We hit a bar,had a couple of drinks n a few conversation n banged d night away!
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by dstnd: 2:26pm On Oct 07, 2009
she told me am very handsome and would like to carry my baby,pls Bleep me she said
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by spikedcylinder: 3:10pm On Oct 07, 2009
MRbrownJAY:

i once went to work in a very remote city where they had not seen a lot of black men.
a young girl about 16/17yrs old came up to me:
young lady giggling: can i have your autograph on this piece of paper and also can you draw the size of your privates.
me: here is the autograph but sorry that piece of paper is just to small.
that young cutie turned RED like fire and ran away.

MRbrownJAY:

oh and i remember once. a friend and I went to a "sex party" back in Prague. people having sex everywhere in this club, women being gangfukced on the left, naked women on tables with food on their bodies on the right. it was a real porn heaven.
My friend was checking a couple that was having sex alone in a corner, so he approached them and he was like checking the woman out and the girl was checking him out too (while being banged by her husband)
my friend said :" woah i would like to join you guys" and the girl responded" then get your dikc out and lets rock n roll
so my friend took his dikc out and ask the lady to start sucking him before the showdown. but the lady replied that she WAS allowed to fukc any man but she couldnt suck them.
At that point the husband lift his head up behind the woman and says: " i'll suck your dikc!!!!!"
P R I C E L E S S!!!!!!!


He he he he. . . . grin grin cheesy
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by olapo(f): 2:06am On Oct 08, 2009
an ex told me, u will never find someone who will f, k u d way i do,   embarassed
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by toygod2: 11:26pm On Nov 29, 2012
hehehe,im likin dis

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