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Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by debosky(m): 6:15pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
stay on topic folks. I remember another incident that happened to me, but this was way back in secondary school. There was this chick called Kemi in my class, my goodness she had a madly shaped backside with hypnotic motion. Needless to say, we all wanted to hit that. Anyways, I remember trying to leave the classroom in JSS 2 (about Grade 4) at the end of one day and we had to pass in between the row of desks. I can't really remember what happened, but I must have brushed against her trying to leave while she was chatting with one of her friends and the next thing she said was 'why did you touch my ass do you want to Bleep me or what'? Needless to say I was embarrassed that day and I had to think quickly and I replied saying 'who touched your ass? Is it my fault that it's so wide that I couldn't pass without brushing against you? Get away jare'. I saved face and it turned into a bit of a joke |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by StrStruck(f): 6:19pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
^^Aww. . . she just wanted a piece of my cutie pie lol |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by MrCrackles(m): 6:20pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
Debosky has seen enough in his lifetime! Topic My aunty's friend said this to me a few years back ~you are fast developing and i cant wait to see the bulge in your trousers get bigger! |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by tope2000(f): 6:22pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
MrCrackles: CORRECT WOMAN. . . . She is looking for toy boy ni yen |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 6:22pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
debosky: sharp chic, why didnt you just return her compliment with "yes you want to Bleep?" |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by MrCrackles(m): 6:23pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
tope2000: Well she got what she was waiting for 2yrs after! I nailed her left, right and centre!!! |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by tope2000(f): 6:24pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
MrCrackles: |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by StrStruck(f): 6:24pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
MrCrackles: MrCrackles: |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by MrCrackles(m): 6:25pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
Ki ni big manliness! |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by StrStruck(f): 6:30pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
How old were you and her when she was admiring your ding-a-ling? |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by agabaI23(m): 6:48pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
He was 10 years old and she was 18 |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by IFELEKE(m): 6:49pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
MrCrackles:. . . My sister's friend said something like that too years back, while I was still in sec. sch. . . MrCrackles:Mine no reach 2 yrs, Like 9 months later, she came over to our place and had to bunk in my crib coz ma sis was arnd with her hubby. In short, I practised all the skills that came to my head that nite. . . She kept In Touch till she got married |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by debosky(m): 6:49pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
davidylan: In my secondary school?? Expulsion for sexual harassment! Don't forget that I had just escaped suspension for scaling over the school fence to go play Sega Megadrive at my friend's place. MrCrackles:Abomination!! |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by MrCrackles(m): 6:51pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
St☆rStruck: I was only 15 and she was around 23! She also heard how i was pasting beautiful girls all over since i was 10! |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 7:02pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
debosky:In JSS2. . . .my gosh, you boys grow fast |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by spikedcylinder: 7:29pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
davidylan: Pasitor!!! |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Moonstone(f): 7:57pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
*Toyinrayo:waka shege! . . . Vikky baby is what he should cry. Ewo ni jess? As for topic, i'm thinking very hard. The sleaziest thing someone has said to me was 'You look good in that dress but you'd look better on my d**k," Not very sleazy right? |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 7:59pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
Moonstone:Who is Vikky I hate the nickname, I swear I do @ your sleazy post rotflmao. . . .heard worse. Sometimes I wonder how mature they are. And it's not like we attract them. . . .I odn't |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Moonstone(f): 8:01pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
*Toyinrayo:Keep shouting Jess and I'll keep shouting Vikky. @ the sleazy thing, I'm sure I have heard worse but I have this thing called selective amnesia. I apply it to a lot of guys, I must have applied it to their words too. And yes, we don't attract them. . . i don't know what we did to deserve them Peace out girl, I gotta run to class. . . |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 10:10pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
i thought this thread has been locked una nor dey hear stay on the topic, mod y u come delete some of our post now |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by bluespice(f): 10:18pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
debo pls dont delete posts nau plsss |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by debosky(m): 10:21pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
If y'all stay on topic I won't have to delete anything. I made two appeals but no one listened so I had no choice. |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by agabaI23(m): 10:21pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
hehehehehe |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by agabaI23(m): 10:22pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
I saw only one appeal, it should have been 2or 3 |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by chamotex(m): 10:22pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
@ topic If I say it I will definitely get banned . . . . . . . . . . . . . FOR LIFE! |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by MrCrackles(m): 10:23pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
Fucking annoying all this RAILUWAY people sef! |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 10:24pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
spikedcylinder: my sister, its not right to deny a woman if she wont ask pointedly. |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 10:24pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
eyah, sorry, will stay ontopic. @Post the sleaziest stuff was said by one of my male friends. . . .idiot got my cold shoulder for a week, should have kept the shakara on, but I needed help with a lab |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by debosky(m): 10:25pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
chamotex:Say it Chamo. . . if it's too bad, I'll delete it and you won't get banned. agaba be warned, don't join experienced derailers like Toyin who gets banned every week. |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 10:27pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
See me see wahala. . . .just because I said sorry. yo ba epkon ori e |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 10:27pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
na lie chamo dey talk. he is just pulling our legs. Chamo prove me wrong. |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by agabaI23(m): 10:31pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
debosky:His Majesty the king has warned! |
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