stillwater:

I didn't even behave as if he was talking to me. I crossed over to the other lane to avoid him, then he went the other way. I got home frozen, and was like what just happened?

People can be crazy. It happened when I was in Lagos.

IFELEKE:

@y me
She is in trouble too for recklessly shooting my B.P up

ohaechesi:

roll thing out with the bitch. i like her guts

y me:

@IFELEKE
please dont forget to gist me about it when the deed is done

lol

Treetop20:

no i didn't laugh
i told her to keep looking at it
if she so chooses and to be my guest
by sitting on it

debosky:

Went clubbing once and met this really HOT girl and we had some chemistry. After the whole thing, her friends were taking a long time to make up their minds where to buy some food before going home and it was a bit chilly. Being the gentleman (honest  ), I offered that we go chill in my car for a few minutes for her friends to sort themselves out and for their ride home to show up, and then she says to me with a shocked look on her face 'is that all it takes you? a few minutes'?? 

Imagine getting your 'staying power' questioned like that. Innocent me thought I was only doing her a favour, apparently she had other ideas in her head. 

ijleke:

@ poster the dude saw me walkin out of the supermarket and he walked up to and he said " i wanna get into your skirt" am like that cool i wanna see wats in your jeans too. he laughed, now u know the rest,

*Toyinrayo:

Please let's try to keep our stories str8 without any modification.

I mean, debo, we all know the character's role were switched in your story. [b]Na you be the one dey think about sex. [/b]ashewo

debosky:

Innocent me?

I was thinking about keeping this lady out of the cold, and she was wondering how many minutes I could last for. I am completely innocent.

y me:

oh lawd please make sure you dont kill her ooooooooo

y me:

partner in sinnnery kini tufiakwa

u nor know say i don repent i nor dey sin again oooooooooo

*Toyinrayo:

LOL, sure

So what happened after? Did she found out what she wanted to find out?

*Hauwa*:

interesting, only ladies do sleaziest thing to guys

maybe because they say one thing but mean another. like debosky there,

*Toyinrayo:

LOL, sure

So what happened after? Did she found out what she wanted to find out?

debosky:

My vehicle is holy so no unholy activities took place there. 

On the other hand, she did inform me that her folks would be out of town and I could come visit her whenever she wanted. She lived in Barbados and was just visiting. I'll give you part 2 of the story later on

agabaI23:

looks like you are interested in finding out yourself!

davidylan:

A gathering of sinners here i can see . . . Hauwa what are you doing here? You dont even know what sleazy means.