unitee:

hahahaha been reading that thread they say you are tops lol

tell me its not true woo

it is not true sweet heart, dont just read my lips, read my heart also 

sexybabes:

@unitee
Depends if u wnt 2 hear it.

sexybabes:

Gal is that what he told u?
OMG dis na serious case oo.

i bind u in the name of the lawd!

unitee:

@sexbabes dont do this to me woo

Na2day said you all lie lie lie and lie

He is mine woo dont say he has hammers for my heart

I searched he had none on him lol

unitee:

yoh gulz I dont believe you woo
pliz laugh in english so I can hear you  nneh

He says you are all jealousy woo

I believe him seriously
he dont lie woo

he is too good to have hammers that I know at least to me he is excellent woo

dont mind them sweet heart, all i see in this world is u and that all that matters to me 

tubabie:

hehehehehehe, I laugh in swahili.

sexybabes:

Bt me 2 wana laugh bt nw dnt knw hw 2 in swahili,  Lol!

i go shoot una ooo! 

@dpope
get lost loser.
@ seun abeg pls i need to change my user name. the loser has found me

na2day?:

it is not true sweet heart, dont just read my lips, read my heart also


i bind u in the name of the lawd!


dont mind them sweet heart, all i see in this world is u and that all that matters to me


i go shoot una ooo!

u, u, u, uuuuuuu

sexybabes:

u, u, u, uuuuuuu

na song bi that one?

it is not true sweet heart, dont just read my lips, read my heart also

ahh I think I like what I read in the heart, I have stopped listening to anyone except you alone

unitee:

ahh I think I like what I read in the heart, I have stopped listening to anyone except you alone

thank u darling, together we will defeat all these naysayers

thank u darling, together we will defeat all these naysayers

together as one

how are you lol??

unitee:

together as one

how are you lol??

I am fine oo, but I can't sleep without u, loff want to kill me

it is tooo mush!. . .
@unitee do u hv a younger sister so i can change my ID to natomorrow and me and she will now be doing[i] indian love[/i]

@oyinda.
you know its all jokes now. . .plus am not a young boy you know. . .

a toast to all n landsers

to the blessed onces who av us

to the lossers who lost us

and to the lucky onces who we'll still meet.

cheers

To my ex

Sh*thead,

I just want to let you know that all those times I said I enjoyed sex with you I was lying. You are not good in bed at all and you need lessons.
I hate you!

it is tooo mush!. . .
@unitee do u hv a younger sister so i can change my ID to natomorrow and me and she will now be doing indian love

lol @ netotse I am an only child lol

@Na2day How are you darl miss you lodz hope you miss me too be blessed darl

netotse:

it is tooo mush!. . .
@unitee do u hv a younger sister so i can change my ID to natomorrow and me and she will now be doing[i] indian love[/i]

@oyinda.
you know its all jokes now. . .plus am not a young boy you know. . .

we do not let strangers into our family

hbabe:

To my ex

Sh*thead,

I just want to let you know that all those times I said I enjoyed sex with you I was lying. You are not good in bed at all and you need lessons.
I hate you!

that will surely teach him or make u a cheap LovePeddler

unitee:

lol @ netotse I am an only child lol

@Na2day How are you darl miss you lodz hope you miss me too be blessed darl

my dear, missing u is so painful and the doctor said there is no drug that can cure it

my dear, missing u is so painful and the doctor said there is no drug that can cure it

lol the doctor said I am the prescribed drug I know

my doctor said soo too lol
I will cure the illness lol

why am I smiling all the time am I not the happiest woman in the universe

unitee:

lol the doctor said I am the prescribed drug I know

my doctor said soo too lol
I will cure the illness lol

why am I smiling all the time am I not the happiest woman in the universe

u are the happiest woman in the world, u just don't know it yet

Dear Na2day:

I hate your freaking guts. After you played me for the 10th time this year I let you back in my life
After you slept with my sister, you said it was an accident because the room was dark,

I forgave you.

Then after you seeming lost my BMW, you said that it was stolen, if forgave you, who knew that we have female armed robbers? i didnt worry about it cause insurance gave me another one.

Then you borrowed 6.7 million from my bank account in Sweden. You said your dog needed an operation, ok it was a bit much but your dog is soo cute.

Now this has gone too far, you cannot accidently sleep with my boss?!!
Now youre gonna tell me you wanted to get me a raise?
Well i quit!

I am so ashamed of myself, that i went and got a sex change so now when u brag, i can confidently tell people you are gay, because u slept with a man.

Ps, that wasnt a sausage you was licking last night. 

Biatch!!

Love,

plat(male version)

u are the happiest woman in the world, u just don't know it yet

when something good is about to come your way , your sixth sense tells you and warning signals play in your head

its happening right now lol

@platinum my heart is too fragile at the moment please dont hate lol

platinumnk:

Dear Na2day:

I hate your freaking guts. After you played me for the 10th time this year I let you back in my life
After you slept with my sister, you said it was an accident because the room was dark,

I forgave you.

Then after you seeming lost my BMW, you said that it was stolen, if forgave you, who knew that we have female armed robbers? i didnt worry about it cause insurance gave me another one.

Then you borrowed 6.7 million from my bank account in Sweden. You said your dog needed an operation, ok it was a bit much but your dog is soo cute.

Now this has gone too far, you cannot accidently sleep with my boss?!!
Now youre gonna tell me you wanted to get me a raise?
Well i quit!

I am so ashamed of myself, that i went and got a sex change so now when u brag, i can confidently tell people you are gay, because u slept with a man.

Ps, that wasnt a sausage you was licking last night. 

Biatch!!

Love,

plat(male version)

can't believe theseeker wore that my look-alike mask again to deceive u yet again and damn! u were stupid enough to fall for it again

unitee:

when something good is about to come your way , your sixth sense tells you and warning signals play in your head

its happening right now lol

@platinum my heart is too fragile at the moment please dont hate lol

the enemies are so pissed to find out that we are having a fab life together, so jealous they wanna do anything to separate us but the Lawd is on our side and we will make it bcuz our love was born b4 the universe was

na2day?:

can't believe theseeker wore that my look-alike mask again to deceive u yet again and damn! u were stupid enough to fall for it again

yes the same stupidity that fell your mouth on my sausage, baby Im proudly a man now

platinumnk:

yes the same stupidity that fell your mouth on my sausage, baby Im proudly a man now

poor thseeker, and i warned him

haba wasnt I with you last night

And sorry u hit the wrong opening

theseeker is chasing some yeye girl with crocodile teeth

it is you im dumpin

How does it feel to be gay lover

Im coming out the closet with you o

platinumnk:

haba wasnt I with you last night

And sorry u hit the wrong opening

theseeker is chasing some yeye girl with crocodile teeth

it is you im dumpin

How does it feel to be gay lover

Im coming out the closet with you o

nope, i was with my sweet heart unitee all day

na lie!!

where is she na?

platinumnk:

na lie!!

where is she na?

i am keeping her away from the evil of plat

she is gone, and i am here,

you're the only one who has affected me so?

Wont u take me back

she is gone, and i am here,

you're the only one who has affected me so?

Wont u take me back

no platinum I am at a point of no return even lucipher himself cant do nothing now

lol nothing will break us apart except death

unitee:

no platinum I am at a point of no return even lucipher himself cant do nothing now

lol nothing will break us apart except death

thank you for blessing us @platinum

unitee:

thank you for blessing us @platinum

lool the day been too long without you lool

cant breath now

unitee:

lool the day been too long without you lool

cant breath now

i actually passed out, i was told i am suffering from uniteedisis and it is incurable; when they had me on the stretcher the lady paramedic said to me, can u see my fingers, i replied are they unitee's, she said no then i replied, then i can not see them