tojahh:


I thought you will school him same way you schooled the other guy for mentioning Ewedu.

E don reach BIG MAN turn now, mouth don soft.

We gather dey!

Kindly point me out where I schooled him on ewedu. I've got no interest in tribalistic stuff Or accusing one of being a bigot, I only pointed the young man's hypocrisy to him when he was also guilty of what he accused someone of.

If Dru had called one a bigot and posted those stuff later, I would have also called him out for his hypocrisy like the other guy.

BTW, no be today me and Dru don dey get counter here. Which one is big man and soft mouth? Me no dey for asslicking stuff bro...

BAZ001:


Thank you boss, you saved my ass with this post

Got request 1.9 to Chevy view estate
Rider: where are you
Me: ur estate gate
Rider : your name bla bla
Security man: next building on your right
.... 8mins waiting

Me: calling rider but phone busy
Rider called: where are you
Me: inside your estate
R: okay I’m coming
Na so I open nairaland too see new drama or gbas gbos or new motivation ...
I saw avoid chevron, orchid road and likes
Flip my google map and saw 35mins delay.
Chaiii how do I escape from dis estate mbok ?
Rider: (ring ring) I’m outside I can’t see u
Me: I’m at block B
Rider I’m at block D opposite B
Me: security told me it’s dis building
Rider: (raising her voice ) Oga I can’t see you and I’m outside
Me: is there any other block D cos I can see block D opposite me (I was already reversing)
I saw her standing in front of her block
Rider: is dt you reversing
Me : yes
Rider: okay see me here
Just like six walking step dis girl want me to turn and pick her at her Parlour. Other riders walked out to the main road to enter their cabs.
You get two heads?
I just activated d Hoodlum driver sense.
Started my low mileage Camry and was driving slowly while she was staring at me.
She called and I picked with millionaire driver’s voice
Rider: oga where are you going
Me: I don’t want wahala dis afternoon, d sun is too much.
Rider: what do you mean
Me: I ve canceled d ride
Rider: why did you cancel ?
Me: you look troublesome and I don’t want trouble.

I quickly cut d line before she abuse me
Na so I jappa from chevron traffic

Thanks to you and Juwonmania

Lmao. This man, you be clown.

mejai:
@ peeps4u, Na their trademark.... Uber naija used, what do u expect

Chai!!!

You were so spot on

BAZ001:


Thank you boss, you saved my ass with this post

Got request 1.9 to Chevy view estate
Rider: where are you
Me: ur estate gate
Rider : your name bla bla
Security man: next building on your right
.... 8mins waiting

Me: calling rider but phone busy
Rider called: where are you
Me: inside your estate
R: okay I’m coming
Na so I open nairaland too see new drama or gbas gbos or new motivation ...
I saw avoid chevron, orchid road and likes
Flip my google map and saw 35mins delay.
Chaiii how do I escape from dis estate mbok ?
Rider: (ring ring) I’m outside I can’t see u
Me: I’m at block B
Rider I’m at block D opposite B
Me: security told me it’s dis building
Rider: (raising her voice ) Oga I can’t see you and I’m outside
Me: is there any other block D cos I can see block D opposite me (I was already reversing)
I saw her standing in front of her block
Rider: is dt you reversing
Me : yes
Rider: okay see me here
Just like six walking step dis girl want me to turn and pick her at her Parlour. Other riders walked out to the main road to enter their cabs.
You get two heads?
I just activated d Hoodlum driver sense.
Started my low mileage Camry and was driving slowly while she was staring at me.
She called and I picked with millionaire driver’s voice
Rider: oga where are you going
Me: I don’t want wahala dis afternoon, d sun is too much.
Rider: what do you mean
Me: I ve canceled d ride
Rider: why did you cancel ?
Me: you look troublesome and I don’t want trouble.

I quickly cut d line before she abuse me
Na so I jappa from chevron traffic

Thanks to you and Juwonmania

Kwakwakwakwakwa


This man deserves a special award for making this thread a fun to read always.

Did you actually do this?

BAZ001:


Thank you boss, you saved my ass with this post

Got request 1.9 to Chevy view estate
Rider: where are you
Me: ur estate gate
Rider : your name bla bla
Security man: next building on your right
.... 8mins waiting

Me: calling rider but phone busy
Rider called: where are you
Me: inside your estate
R: okay I’m coming
Na so I open nairaland too see new drama or gbas gbos or new motivation ...
I saw avoid chevron, orchid road and likes
Flip my google map and saw 35mins delay.
Chaiii how do I escape from dis estate mbok ?
Rider: (ring ring) I’m outside I can’t see u
Me: I’m at block B
Rider I’m at block D opposite B
Me: security told me it’s dis building
Rider: (raising her voice ) Oga I can’t see you and I’m outside
Me: is there any other block D cos I can see block D opposite me (I was already reversing)
I saw her standing in front of her block
Rider: is dt you reversing
Me : yes
Rider: okay see me here
Just like six walking step dis girl want me to turn and pick her at her Parlour. Other riders walked out to the main road to enter their cabs.
You get two heads?
I just activated d Hoodlum driver sense.
Started my low mileage Camry and was driving slowly while she was staring at me.
She called and I picked with millionaire driver’s voice
Rider: oga where are you going
Me: I don’t want wahala dis afternoon, d sun is too much.
Rider: what do you mean
Me: I ve canceled d ride
Rider: why did you cancel ?
Me: you look troublesome and I don’t want trouble.

I quickly cut d line before she abuse me
Na so I jappa from chevron traffic

Thanks to you and Juwonmania

adolphus08:

Please show me how.
I already average 12 hrs a day + the occasional 2hrs driving home empty.
I barely meet 100k gross a week.
The request are not frequent even in surge areas.
I can move around in an area with surge for between 45minutes to 1hr 30 minutes before getting a request.
If there is something I am missing or have to learn please let me know.

Something is wrong somewhere.
U can not work for 12 hours/day 6days a week and not gross 100k a week.
Where do u go and wait for trips?. Hope not in computer village at 8am

I laugh so tay rider asked; oga wetin hapun...
Na corolla boiz and rope wan kee me oo...
More reason I considered changing my car honestly... but I miss that car shaaaa.....

mejai:

Pictures.... Hope the boot no be by rope

Mhennnn.... Felicity001 teaching boiz jappaaaa senz since 1900

BAZ001:


Thank you boss, you saved my ass with this post

Got request 1.9 to Chevy view estate
Rider: where are you
Me: ur estate gate
Rider : your name bla bla
Security man: next building on your right
.... 8mins waiting

Me: calling rider but phone busy
Rider called: where are you
Me: inside your estate
R: okay I’m coming
Na so I open nairaland too see new drama or gbas gbos or new motivation ...
I saw avoid chevron, orchid road and likes
Flip my google map and saw 35mins delay.
Chaiii how do I escape from dis estate mbok ?
Rider: (ring ring) I’m outside I can’t see u
Me: I’m at block B
Rider I’m at block D opposite B
Me: security told me it’s dis building
Rider: (raising her voice ) Oga I can’t see you and I’m outside
Me: is there any other block D cos I can see block D opposite me (I was already reversing)
I saw her standing in front of her block
Rider: is dt you reversing
Me : yes
Rider: okay see me here
Just like six walking step dis girl want me to turn and pick her at her Parlour. Other riders walked out to the main road to enter their cabs.
You get two heads?
I just activated d Hoodlum driver sense.
Started my low mileage Camry and was driving slowly while she was staring at me.
She called and I picked with millionaire driver’s voice
Rider: oga where are you going
Me: I don’t want wahala dis afternoon, d sun is too much.
Rider: what do you mean
Me: I ve canceled d ride
Rider: why did you cancel ?
Me: you look troublesome and I don’t want trouble.

I quickly cut d line before she abuse me
Na so I jappa from chevron traffic

Thanks to you and Juwonmania

Abi following the WUBER PhD bros wey set nest for ICM for early morning...

Pearl1910:


Something is wrong somewhere.
U can not work for 12 hours/day 6days a week and not gross 100k a week.
Where do u go and wait for trips?. Hope not in computer village at 8am

deedee44:

He's not driving in Nigeria. Ask baz001, pearl1910 and felicity001 felicity0001

Bikooo I still dey learn for dis hustle,
don’t mention me with this veterans, they are in their own class, very consistent and good at what they do. They understand d hustle cars, Kazeem’s, apps and all better.

Pearl1910 is consistent at grossing 200k easily week in week out. ( with mouth only)
Consistent at defending bolt whether he is right or wrong.
Consistent at asking people to resign to drive Uber if you earn less than 150k

Felicity001 consistent in Hoodlum driving ( 300trips in a month, grossing 240k yet going offline outside Lagos)
Consistent in getting blocked by Uber or bolt or inDriver.
Consistent in getting slapped/fight and visiting police station.
The list is endless

Even me dey wait to see who go give us tips, how will you drive for 12 hours everyday in Lagos and not breakdown ?


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BAZ001:


Thank you boss, you saved my ass with this post

Got request 1.9 to Chevy view estate
Rider: where are you
Me: ur estate gate
Rider : your name bla bla
Security man: next building on your right
.... 8mins waiting

Me: calling rider but phone busy
Rider called: where are you
Me: inside your estate
R: okay I’m coming
Na so I open nairaland too see new drama or gbas gbos or new motivation ...
I saw avoid chevron, orchid road and likes
Flip my google map and saw 35mins delay.
Chaiii how do I escape from dis estate mbok ?
Rider: (ring ring) I’m outside I can’t see u
Me: I’m at block B
Rider I’m at block D opposite B
Me: security told me it’s dis building
Rider: (raising her voice ) Oga I can’t see you and I’m outside
Me: is there any other block D cos I can see block D opposite me (I was already reversing)
I saw her standing in front of her block
Rider: is dt you reversing
Me : yes
Rider: okay see me here
Just like six walking step dis girl want me to turn and pick her at her Parlour. Other riders walked out to the main road to enter their cabs.
You get two heads?
I just activated d Hoodlum driver sense.
Started my low mileage Camry and was driving slowly while she was staring at me.
She called and I picked with millionaire driver’s voice
Rider: oga where are you going
Me: I don’t want wahala dis afternoon, d sun is too much.
Rider: what do you mean
Me: I ve canceled d ride
Rider: why did you cancel ?
Me: you look troublesome and I don’t want trouble.

I quickly cut d line before she abuse me
Na so I jappa from chevron traffic

Thanks to you and Juwonmania

all this estates in Lagos u will spend more than 15mins calling rider to call gate or sending code and if u arrive 30 seconds to thr house u go explain tire not minding all the calling and time spent at the gate

Guys, Which is the best option

Comprehensive Insurance or Tracker?

BAZ001:


Thank you boss, you saved my ass with this post

Got request 1.9 to Chevy view estate
Rider: where are you
Me: ur estate gate
Rider : your name bla bla
Security man: next building on your right
.... 8mins waiting

Me: calling rider but phone busy
Rider called: where are you
Me: inside your estate
R: okay I’m coming
Na so I open nairaland too see new drama or gbas gbos or new motivation ...
I saw avoid chevron, orchid road and likes
Flip my google map and saw 35mins delay.
Chaiii how do I escape from dis estate mbok ?
Rider: (ring ring) I’m outside I can’t see u
Me: I’m at block B
Rider I’m at block D opposite B
Me: security told me it’s dis building
Rider: (raising her voice ) Oga I can’t see you and I’m outside
Me: is there any other block D cos I can see block D opposite me (I was already reversing)
I saw her standing in front of her block
Rider: is dt you reversing
Me : yes
Rider: okay see me here
Just like six walking step dis girl want me to turn and pick her at her Parlour. Other riders walked out to the main road to enter their cabs.
You get two heads?
I just activated d Hoodlum driver sense.
Started my low mileage Camry and was driving slowly while she was staring at me.
She called and I picked with millionaire driver’s voice
Rider: oga where are you going
Me: I don’t want wahala dis afternoon, d sun is too much.
Rider: what do you mean
Me: I ve canceled d ride
Rider: why did you cancel ?
Me: you look troublesome and I don’t want trouble.

I quickly cut d line before she abuse me
Na so I jappa from chevron traffic

Thanks to you and Juwonmania

Baz001 kilode

YeyeGbami:
Guys, Which is the best option

Comprehensive Insurance or Tracker?

Both.

tojahh:


I thought you will school him same way you schooled the other guy for mentioning Ewedu.

E don reach BIG MAN turn now, mouth don soft.

We gather dey!

So Dru is a big man, I neva knew having 3 civic can put one in the league of big man.

pope191:



So Dru is a big man, I neva knew having 3 civic can put one in the league of big man.

As mouth soft even after several times of mentioning afonja

Wetin you say make I talk na?

tojahh:


As mouth soft even after several times of mentioning afonja

Wetin you say make I talk na?

I feel u boss, but no body dey chop oyel money here, so we gather dey

YeyeGbami:
Guys, Which is the best option

Comprehensive Insurance or Tracker?

Comprehensive by far

My mtn has not been browsing since yesterday or 2 days ago. Anyone else experiencing network issues on mtn?

deedee44:
My mtn has not been browsing since yesterday or 2 days ago. Anyone else experiencing network issues on mtn?

No... Mine dey work

YeyeGbami:
Guys, Which is the best option

Comprehensive Insurance or Tracker?

Some insurance company offer you free tracker when you do comprehensive insurance....

yourown:
Morning Able men in the house.
This is a 2007 Toyota Corolla Belgium with custom duty @2.9m
Available
08116865014-(WhatsApp)

Abeg na the one wey no get custom duty I won dey buy now

How much for that type abeg

thoollz:



This is very true. The problem with the south African version I drove was, once you enter water with the car and you are on motion, the car will raise itself to the extent that if u don't control it well, you can hit someone or anything in front of you.

I have somebody that can rejuvenate the electrical system and make it like Europe...

Information is power my people

Follow who know road

If the built and body and engine and transmission is good and car is cheap my brother buy it then take it for serious electrical rebuilt.

I deliberately swim the ocean at that Baale street somewhat opposite chevron abi na ikate I really don't know... Like you coming from one beach side like that... The water climb reach my bunnet and I even waited for about 3cars inside the water to pass. After I came out of the water I switch of my engine and started it again na one hand e take start.

Follow who know road.

sandammy:

It means if a woman has never tried divorce and remarry, she would never know which of the husbands is better

I thought it means, until a woman marries two men she won't know which is better among them.

Funny adage

ReadaDream:
In what city do you drive?

Lagos

Felicity0001:


I have somebody that can rejuvenate the electrical system and make it like Europe...

Information is power my people

Follow who know road

If the built and body and engine and transmission is good and car is cheap my brother buy it then take it for serious electrical rebuilt.

I deliberately swim the ocean at that Baale street somewhat opposite chevron abi na ikate I really don't know... Like you coming from one beach side like that... The water climb reach my bunnet and I even waited for about 3cars inside the water to pass. After I came out of the water I switch of my engine and started it again na one hand e take start.

Follow who know road.

I’m guessing Alpha beach.

YeyeGbami:
Guys, Which is the best option

Comprehensive Insurance or Tracker?

They serve different purposes.
U should have both

adolphus08:

Please show me how.
I already average 12 hrs a day + the occasional 2hrs driving home empty.
I barely meet 100k gross a week.
The request are not frequent even in surge areas.
I can move around in an area with surge for between 45minutes to 1hr 30 minutes before getting a request.
If there is something I am missing or have to learn please let me know.

Let me see if I can help you.

First answer these questions:

What type of phone do you use?
What the inbuilt capacity and space?

What type of car do you driver
What's the engine size?

Where do you live
What time do you usually leave the house?
Do you leave your house with a request or without a request?

What time do you close work,
Stop going home empty, make use of the set destination feature in your app
Explain to me how you make use of it.

How is you daily routine like?
Do you just accept and go on every trip requests you accept?

Do you always do trips with lot of stops over or change of destination?
Do you usually wait for riders above 7min to come out b4 starting a ride?

Are your long trips always to traffic zones? E.g lekki to ikorodu or lekki to Egbeda around 4pm... Such trips can retire you to you bed because they can last approximately 4-5hrs espe that of lekki to Egbeda.

Lastly, which app do you drive with? Uber, Bolt or indriver?
You can't work 12hrs daily and have a weekly gross of 100k... No na? Talk of net yes I can say its fine but gross? Nna men... You're not trying at all...

Pearl1910:


Something is wrong somewhere.
U can not work for 12 hours/day 6days a week and not gross 100k a week.
Where do u go and wait for trips?. Hope not in computer village at 8am

Ha ha,
I stay after Sangotedo.
But I wait at skymall for my 1st ride.
The problem is recently I wait a long time in between rides b4 I get another request.
Even in areas painted red with surge.
The only thing I haven't done is to switch to mtn for data.
Maybe that's the problem.

deedee44:

He's not driving in Nigeria. Ask baz001, pearl1910 and felicity001 felicity0001

Anh anh bros watin na!

yommie007:
Abi following the WUBER PhD bros wey set nest for ICM for early morning...

Hey! Gosh una no go kill person for this thread I swear

Baz001 you enh!! u b serious case

You don dey gather liver ooh... You mean you told her that...

But y u no wait to receive your 5 star on phone na...

The traffic today na die... Though I didn't work to day I only went to check my AC in Apapa... This Sun is something else

Go sub baba e go work...

deedee44:
My mtn has not been browsing since yesterday or 2 days ago. Anyone else experiencing network issues on mtn?