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Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by Nobody: 6:51pm On Apr 25, 2009
that aint a new thing, stop being a sissy,
just get ready to be a daddy soon
when it was sweetin you, you didnt know, ;
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by No2Atheism(m): 7:22pm On Apr 25, 2009
ThiefOfHearts:

OP, tell her your dont believe her until she shows you the test. If it's true, bear your cross. condoms arent expensive in Naija or maybe you used plastic bag sef.

what is your business with the chic? Is she the only one who replied? You last sentence is out of line.

Wonder if this thread was by a female you'd say "blah blah people make mistakes". Frauds, the lot of you.
- @Thoniaslim was not the only one who replied, funny enough she's actually an acqquitance of mine, hence my statement was utter out of humour and nothing more,
- My comment towards her was not an insult, (notice that i clarified it later on), instead my comment was more of humour.
- @ThiefofHearts, do i know you or something this one that you have also decided to single me out for ridicule,
- @ThiefofHearts, have you ever used plastic bags before hence why do you suggest one,
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by opsydudu(m): 7:41pm On Apr 25, 2009
sex is so sweet and yummy but the result (STDs and pregnancy) is something so many people can't take.

be a man and accept your responsibility. if you don't have money just go and rob.
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by opsydudu(m): 7:58pm On Apr 25, 2009
sex is so sweet and yummy but the result (STDs and pregnancy) is something so many people can't take.

be a man and accept your responsibility. if you don't have money just go and rob.
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by ThiefOfHearts(f): 9:06pm On Apr 25, 2009
No2Atheism:

- @Thoniaslim was not the only one who replied, funny enough she's actually an acqquitance of mine, hence my statement was utter out of humour and nothing more,
- My comment towards her was not an insult, (notice that i clarified it later on), instead my comment was more of humour.
- @ThiefofHearts, do i know you or something this one that you have also decided to single me out for ridicule,
- @ThiefofHearts, have you ever used plastic bags before hence why do you suggest one,

Rumor has it that, that was used for you which is why you are unfortunately here with us today.

Ive noticed that you like to claim people, lets just hope she doesnt deny you sha if she replies cheesy

and I didnt "single you out", merely said your last comment was out of line. Did anyone else say such?
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by yewaman: 9:11pm On Apr 25, 2009
Ode, thats why there is condom, since you were having sex without a condom, be man enough to stand by your actions.
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by invisible2(m): 9:22pm On Apr 25, 2009
Congrats, you will be the first person in history to make this mistake.
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by 190: 10:32pm On Apr 25, 2009
@poster
Bleep all wot these ppl are sayin
go do an abortion man, embarassed
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by ThiefOfHearts(f): 10:53pm On Apr 25, 2009
wish your mother had read this thread.
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by Igwe9(m): 11:01pm On Apr 25, 2009
190:

@poster
Bleep all wot these ppl are sayin
go do an abortion man,  embarassed
What do you stand to benefit by giving wrong advice? If she dies in the process, don't you know you have hand in it.
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by 190: 11:15pm On Apr 25, 2009
ahhh egba mi ooo
na me Bleep am, wen u say i get hand in it, angry angry
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by invisible2(m): 11:20pm On Apr 25, 2009
@ 190, if Obama was aborted, would you get to clap for him now. Abortion can destroy her womb or her life.
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by No2Atheism(m): 12:34am On Apr 26, 2009
ThiefOfHearts:

Rumor has it that, that was used for you which is why you are unfortunately here with us today.

Ive noticed that you like to claim people, lets just hope she doesnt deny you sha if she replies cheesy

and I didnt "single you out", merely said your last comment was out of line. Did anyone else say such?

- Please go through my profile and posts, cus i think you are confusing me with someone else,
- What do you mean by the phrase "Rumor has it that, that was used for you" i can't decipher the english,
- Thank you for not singling me out then, undecided
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by ThiefOfHearts(f): 12:35am On Apr 26, 2009
I hear Eze Goes To School is still around

Look for it since that was hard for you to understand.
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by No2Atheism(m): 12:39am On Apr 26, 2009
190:

ahhh egba mi ooo
na me Bleep am, wen u say i get hand in it,  angry angry
190:

@poster
Bleep all wot these ppl are sayin
go do an abortion man,  embarassed

Please please please completely ignore @190 he obviously does not know what he's talking about,

@poster of @topic please note that:

i hope and pray u find a good solution to the dilemna cus sincerely, even though i still have no idea what the right next step is supposed to be.

Nevertheless:

1. Abortion is wrong and unbiblical, hence please i beg you not to even consider it as an option under any circumstance.
2. Abortion is not the solution.
3. Abortion amounts to murder of someone innocent and defenseless.
4. Abortion would only make things worse mentally, medically, spiritually and psychologically for the two of you.

PLEASE[b] DO NOT[/b] EVEN CONSIDER ABORTION UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by No2Atheism(m): 12:42am On Apr 26, 2009
ThiefOfHearts:

I hear Eze Goes To School is still around

Look for it since that was hard for you to understand.

Toyin , okay you win lipsrsealed , cheesy can you let it go already. (i don't have the strength for bickering right now, )
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by Sissy3(f): 12:55am On Apr 26, 2009
tell her your dont believe her until she shows you the test. If it's true, bear your cross.


definitely agree with this. he needs to see the result b4, if possible go with her to do the test. dont just take her word for it she might be wrong
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by ThiefOfHearts(f): 12:57am On Apr 26, 2009
How can you have the strength when it's 1am in the UK and you're still here
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by No2Atheism(m): 1:05am On Apr 26, 2009
ThiefOfHearts:

How can you have the strength when it's 1am in the UK and you're still here
Because am nocturnal,
Because I just woke up about 30mins ago,
, blah blah blah, should I continue,
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by ztyle(m): 1:07am On Apr 26, 2009
As cheap as Condom u didn't bother to apply it, carelessness! let's assume it's error due to broken CD.
Well i don't think there will be any Geniue solution for this problem, just rip wat u have sow.

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Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by ThiefOfHearts(f): 1:19am On Apr 26, 2009
No you are boring me to sleep grin
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by ztyle(m): 1:22am On Apr 26, 2009
ThiefOfHearts:

No you are boring me to sleep grin
Xcure me young lady?
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by No2Atheism(m): 1:26am On Apr 26, 2009
ThiefOfHearts:

No you are boring me to sleep grin
grin, back to the topic, you were saying, grin
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by ThiefOfHearts(f): 1:28am On Apr 26, 2009
ztyle:

Xcure me young lady?

Cure you of what?
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by ztyle(m): 1:33am On Apr 26, 2009
ThiefOfHearts:

Cure you of what?
Obama tongue
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by Nobody: 2:11am On Apr 26, 2009
the hazards of skin on skin . . . cheesy

meanwhile, poster is still sowing his oats cheesy grin

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=265298.msg3773821#msg3773821

lets just hope skye bank comes through for you. . .

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=264032.msg3767282#msg3767282

all i am going to say is. . . you gotta do what you gotta do

i have no idea of your religious affiliation
i have no idea of your financial situation
i have no idea whether you are in a serious relationsh ip
i have no idea whether your girlfriend's family is aware of or approves of you
and sad but true, i have no idea whether you are actually the father (sounds cynical doesn't it)

the anwsers to those questions are a start to what you will eventually do
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by sosisi(f): 2:16am On Apr 26, 2009
oyb,

what has his religious affiliation got to do with his impregnating his girlfriend
Is there any religion where the men have no sperm or what grin
advise him based on what he's already told you.
He gave his girl belle and doesn't know what to do
oya what would oyb do?
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by Nobody: 2:34am On Apr 26, 2009
religious affilation - Islam and Christianity are against abortion. the guy may be an atheist. . .

advise him based on what he's already told you.
He gave his girl belle and doesn't know what to do



religious affiliation - i'm a muslim
financial situation - post nysc, i had saved a measly 100k, was working for n29,000, was living rent free
whether you are in a serious relationsh ip - i was in a serious relationship
whether your girlfriend's family is aware of or approves of you - at the time, they didn't really know me



anyway, the guy may have a skyebank job in the pipleine so

within six months of my landing oyel job, i got married, much to the dismay of the ogas who hired me thinking that they'd get at least five or six years out of me (no one has qualms about sending bachelors into the field for months at an end -one could say field trips are company funded booty calls )

so, if it were me - hello mrs oyb. end of story.
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by Igwe9(m): 10:57am On Apr 26, 2009
oyb:

religious affilation - Islam and Christianity are against abortion. the guy may be an atheist. . .



religious affiliation - i'm a muslim
financial situation - post nysc, i had saved a measly 100k, was working for n29,000, was living rent free
whether you are in a serious relationsh ip - i was in a serious relationship
whether your girlfriend's family is aware of or approves of you - at the time, they didn't really know me



anyway, the guy may have a skyebank job in the pipleine so

within six months of my landing oyel job, i got married, much to the dismay of the ogas who hired me thinking that they'd get at least five or six years out of me (no one has qualms about sending bachelors into the field for months at an end -one could say field trips are company funded booty calls )

so, if it were me - hello mrs oyb. end of story.
Good one you got there! grin
oyb:

the hazards of skin on skin . . . cheesy

meanwhile, poster is still sowing his oats cheesy grin

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=265298.msg3773821#msg3773821

lets just hope skye bank comes through for you. . .

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=264032.msg3767282#msg3767282

all i am going to say is. . . you gotta do what you gotta do

i have no idea of your religious affiliation
i have no idea of your financial situation
i have no idea whether you are in a serious relationsh ip
i have no idea whether your girlfriend's family is aware of or approves of you
and sad but true, i have no idea whether you are actually the father (sounds cynical doesn't it)

the anwsers to those questions are a start to what you will eventually do



LOL grin grin grin grin
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by whitesturd(f): 3:28pm On Apr 26, 2009
u impregnated ur girlfriend?so wt is happening here.u shd be rejoicing na.abi wetin de happen.seriously so wt shd we do abt it.advice u to abort it her or wt?were we dere we u were doin it.wen u no u are nt man enough to handle pregnancy,y d hell did u make luv to her.the yorubas wd say(ikun jogede,ikun redi,ikun o ope inkan to dun ma payan)it means ikun is a particular animal who likes bananas so weneva he is eatin bananas he is always all over himself wt happiness but he doesnt know dt the sweetness in the banana is harmful and kud lead to his death and dangerous consequences.so i suppose u did not know wen u were havin sex and de tin dey sweet u dt e fit lead to pregnancy.so wt do u want d poor girl to do nw.abort it.dont even try it.and start gettin used to the fact that u are a soon to be a father.i wl start by calling u.baba ibeji.i pray make she even born triplet sef.
ALL U GUYS dt love sex and hate pregnancy,i pray make baba God cut ya dcK one by one.AMEN.
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by SoAmazing(m): 3:50pm On Apr 26, 2009
@Whitesturd, Amen and Amen and Amen!
Re: Help, I Impregnated My Girlfriend by 190: 8:23pm On Apr 26, 2009
@poster
u arent ready 4 the child
and yet u are not ready 4 abortion
wetin u wan come do,
listen most ppl here are just sayin dont do it
dont do it, whereas most of them here has done it b4
personally i havent done it b4 cos im yet to impregnate some1
but should i happen 2 give a girl belle i wud father the child
but since u arent ready 4 the child then go 4 an abortion
anyway bak 2 d topic
ask ur parents abt this issue
woteva they say then follow their words
[s]cos its like u arent even mature enough 2 even feed another mouth[/s]

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