Hello, good day to y'all
so today, i'm going to be teaching you how to act and dress superior. And this lesson is going to be drawn from my endless stock of knowledge so don't expect a source.
This post is inspired by the things i see every day; i.e people being bullied 'cos of their low self esteem, people suffocating first class egos in low class clothes, etc.
I'm going to try and keep this post as short as possible, so let's go there:
Superior Dressing
1. Wear Monogrammed clothes for those of you who don't know, a monogram is a design which involves the combination of a person's initials. Having monogrammed clothes give you an identity and you'll definitely be noticed everywhere you go. But make sure you have good initials first "GoD" is good, but you might consider filing a law suit against your parents if your initials spell out a body part eg "ASS"
2. Watch What The Paris Models Wear you know those models strutting along the runway that you watch on Paris tv, or other french channels?? Look at them well....look again....look more closely. Now make sure you don't make the mistake of wearing anything you see there.
3. Things Your Clothes Should Be Made Of Leather, silk, denim; things yout clothes shouldn't be made of: Real food, rubber, and any costume that involves plastic ensemble
4. Wear Colors In their Basic Shades if you want to wear blue, wear blue; don't wear something that looks like blue. If you want to wear white wear white. Don't wear something that looks like white. I like dark colors, doesn't mean everybody has to like it, that's what works for me though
HOW TO ACT SUPERIOR
now, you can't have all this superior swag, and be acting like francis odega, the 'gerarahia' guy, or Mr. Ibu. Take for example, the queen of england, if you meet her in traffic without her ceremonial garb, you'll still know she's the queen by the way she threatens to have you beheaded if you don't move your car for her to occupy your space. So lemme teach you to act like a boss.
1. never look up to someone who has a height advantage over you. If you do that, your own iyaff finish. Just keep your gaze level and that person might even be forced to bend over just to make eye contact.
[b]2.[/b]clasp your hands together to show you're serious. Clasping them around someone's neck and squeezing tight means you're veery serious
[b]3.[/b]then there are four facial expressions you should always have up your sleeve
A.)The brick face: this is a when your face is devoid of all emotions. It conveys the message that you're perfectly aware of everything happening in your environment but just don't give a hoot
B.) The Sneer: this facial expression is definitely a must for teenagers. Best for use on people criticising you, or people who are telling you stories you know are untrue. It's kinda like the english version of 'yimu'.
C.)the eyeball roll: this is used when you feel like some exasperating lower life form is wasting your time
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thats all i have for now my people, feel free to ask me any questions.
Shout out to tosyne2much, wristbangle, and cramjones . This list thing no easy, i swear
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