@women it was a bloody apple for goodness sake why did u have to eat it. Now would still all have been walking around naked so much so that somepeople would have nothing to hide anymore  (i am not naming names those people with unusual dairy products know themselves) .

Fl Gator, yes ooo they will be nurse changing adult diaper and tell you a doctor
they will be working in a home and say they are doctors  
not that we care just pay for ya meals
men sabi lie. they will sell and buy you if you no shine ya eyes. i tell all my sistahs out there, shine ya eyes  

*Hauwa*:

Fl Gator, yes ooo they will be nurse changing adult diaper and tell you a doctor
they will be working in a home and say they are doctors  
not that we care just pay for ya meals
men sabi lie. they will sell and buy you if you no shine ya eyes. i tell all my sistahs out there, shine ya eyes  

You taught us to behave badly in the garden remember.

Why do y'all fake orgasms?
why do y'all lie about the number of your past sexual partners?
why does it all have to be abt money money money?
why do y'all have to sex your way through uni, work stability and progressions?
Why do y'all gossip abt anything imaginable?

you know veery well that the skin of a black female stands the test of time better than that of other races.

that aside im not gonna bother taking this ""discussion" seriously like others, but you gotta admit it's pretty funny that a women can be a total dependant housewife and still take majority of your money after a divorce plus you still have to pay alimony every month

Spielberg's ex wife still gets half a billion yearly cos of it.

Aint shabby at all.  

Women are the biggest liar. You know why? A guy would tell a lie like "Oh am at Femi's house" when they aren't. However, a woman would tell a lie like "Oh am pregnant with YOUR baby"








*Stolen from Chris Rock.

jay bee:

Why do y'all fake orgasms?
why do y'all lie about the number of your past sexual partners?
why does it all have to be abt money money money?
why do y'all have to sex your way through uni, work stability and progressions?
Why do y'all gossip abt anything imaginable?

what does this have to do with anything?

jay bee:

Why do y'all fake orgasms?
why do y'all lie about the number of your past sexual partners?
why does it all have to be abt money money money?
why do y'all have to sex your way through uni, work stability and progressions?
Why do y'all gossip abt anything imaginable?

Why do we have to fake orgasm? Why cant men just learn how to work it?
Why do men want us to lie to them and say they're better than the other 53 sex partners?
Why does it have to be about sex sex sex?
Why do men kiss and tell?
Why do men want suga mamas?

@Hauwa
ma dear, you're right on point

bluespice:

ROFLMAO!!!!!
_{tubabie my sparkly offer still stands i hope
quite soon i tells ya}
check out my siggy btw

Now that's exciting babes! Waiting . . . . .  

ThiefOfHearts:

you know veery well that the skin of a black female stands the test of time better than that of other races.

that aside im not gonna bother taking this ""discussion" seriously like others, but you gotta admit it's pretty funny that a women can be a total dependant housewife and still take majority of your money after a divorce plus you still have to pay alimony every month

Spielberg's ex wife still gets half a billion yearly cos of it.

Aint shabby at all.  

How much is the dude worth to be able to afford such? I am guessing u r rreferringto the total settlement.
why do y'all have to be gold diggers anywayz?

no one is forcing you to phock. tie your koro  

ElRazur:

Women are the biggest liar. You know why? A guy would tell a lie like "Oh am at Femi's house" when they aren't. However, a woman would tell a lie like "Oh am pregnant with YOUR baby"








*Stolen from Chris Rock.

FL Gators:

Why do we have to fake orgasm? Why cant men just learn how to work it?
Why do men want us to lie to them and say they're better than the other 53 sex partners?
Why does it have to be about sex sex sex?
Why do men kiss and tell?
Why do men want suga mamas?

@Hauwa
ma dear, you're right on point

1. cus the libido is always there and there is no menopause (we are not pausing for anything) i.e. men no dey pause "menopause"
2. Because those men also want alimony

ThiefOfHearts:

you know veery well that the skin of a black female stands the test of time better than that of other races.

that aside im not gonna bother taking this ""discussion" seriously like others, but you gotta admit it's pretty funny that a women can be a total dependant housewife and still take majority of your money after a divorce plus you still have to pay alimony every month

Spielberg's ex wife still gets half a billion yearly cos of it.

Aint shabby at all.  

Yeah they do stand the test of time. It is not wonder the are ravaged with "Stretch marks", Oily skin, Pimples, etc. How many women use just soap and a simple body cream like Vaseline? Most of you ladies dressing table looks like a chemical laboratory.

Women are considered weaker than men, hence why the society favours them. After all, a good human society looks after it weak one innit.

1. Why do women want something or someone and yet do things to push them away.

2. Why do women choose not to say wat they mean when they mean it.

3. Why do women not teach those men how to work it for them, instead of faking the reaction. Does it take so much to teach.

No2Atheism:

1. cus the libido is always there and there is no menopause (we are not pausing for anything) i.e. men no dey pause "menopause"
2. Because those men also want alimony

Really, low sperm count nko? Weak sperm?

Why do women ask to be paid like men but refuse to work like men.

No2Atheism:

Why do women ask to be paid like men but refuse to work like men.

How exactly?

jay bee:

Why do y'all fake orgasms?

wat would u do to get a heaving sack of meat off u?

Only a Man would come up with something so petty, you're right, they really do know how to make up their minds easily, lmao

Why do ladies say NO, when they know damn well they mean YES PUT THE DI.CK in there?

FL Gators:

Really, low sperm count nko? Weak sperm?

1. low sperm count would still get u knocked up   with a man that can work it.

2. Other women have collected delivery of the sperms due to excessive demands for sex hence the storage tank has been sucked dry due to excessive requests.

3. Hence why do women contribute to the occurence of low sperm count   by requesting for it too much.

I can play this game. . .

See, women don't have to worry about being short 'cause we can always wear heels but if a man is a midget, you're done!!   except you're swimming in millions.  Either way, happiness isn't guaranteed, she'll eventually run with your money.

Men have 2 brains, one is lost and the other is out looking for it!

Men are as much use as a condom machine in the vatican,

Please abeg Don't try a woman when she is pre-menstrual, she could kill you and get off with a caution.  


Have fun peeps.  

ibkaye:

How exactly?

e.g oil and gas industry where bulk of the work is done by the men even when they go on rigs alongside women.

ElRazur:

Yeah they do stand the test of time. It is not wonder the are ravaged with "Stretch marks", Oily skin, Pimples, etc. How many women use just soap and a simple body cream like Vaseline? Most of you ladies dressing table looks like a chemical laboratory.

Women are considered weaker than men, hence why the society favours them. After all, a good human society looks after it weak one innit.

oily skin?  

as for weaker. *shrugs*, still a hole in your pocket either way.

tubabie did u check it?
toyin ive got good news 4 u
check my siggy

@ Blue
Yep i did!

@tubabie

is it that bad and serious has starstruck finally left nairaland or something

El you you know you would still hit that.

Thats the problem with men their p e n i s has a brain of its own.

At least we dont get pointless hard ons all day long.

LadyT:

El you you know you would still hit that.

Thats the problem with men their p e n i s has a brain of its own.

At least we dont get pointless hard ons all day long.

Which is why u get pointless wet-ons instead,

No2Atheism:

@tubabie

is it that bad and serious   has starstruck finally left nairaland or something

looks like it news to me too