oyinda.:

u r not serious at all. if i "cop" my student loan. i will go find myself a more credible tutor now.
but i'm learning new words from you small small for free so im not complaining

Suit yourself.

All i know is women are not as good with words like you claim!!!
What are you people good at then?
Maths(nah), Comminication skills(nada).

Thought i'd share dis joke with de ladies.  Believe it or not, woman has man in it, Mrs has mr in it. Female has male in it, she has he in it. madam has adam in it. no wonder men always want to be inside women. Men were born between the legs of a woman yet spend all their life & time tryin 2 go back between de legs of a woman. Why? because there is no place like home. Ever notice how all womens problems start with men? Mental illness Menstrual cramps Mental breakdown Menopause, Guynecologist & when de have real trouble its Histerectomy.

~Sauron~:

Suit yourself.

All i know is women are not as good with words like you claim!!!
What are you people good at then?
Maths(nah), Comminication skills(nada).

sharrap. they definitely are better. how do u explain women outnumbering men in colleges and universities?? the only places where that skew doesn't exist is in the engineering sec
and rapping of course known for the crappy lyrics at it's best and defamatory words at its worst

~Sauron~:

Only few of them are understanding.
On this forum, i can only count 6. . . . .the others are just

Are they up to 6 now Wow, what a giant leap from last year's previous count



Wait a minute, that didn't come out right, this is supposed to be a male bashing thread right

oyinda.:

sharrap. they definitely are better. how do u explain women outnumbering men in colleges and universities?? the only places where that skew doesn't exist is in the engineering sec
and rapping of course known for the crappy lyrics at it's best and defamatory words at its worst

Women can only outnumber men in the USA cos your men are inexcusable twats.
In the country i reside, men are in school learning and trying not to be high-heels wearing models that y'all women are bent into becoming.
In few years, Oyinda will be starving herself so she can make Tyra Banks' show.
When the exercise is mentally-tasking, women flee like bats leaving men to cope with calculus and fluid mechanics.

Busy_body:

Are they up to 6 now Wow, what a giant leap from last year's previous count

I don't think it's a giant leap considering over 20,000 female members have joined since the last count.

Wait a minute, that didn't come out right, this is supposed to be a male bashing thread right

U reckon?

@ Tpiah, what the f**k is your problem, you need to chill out and stop

taking every thing so damn seriously.

~Sauron~:


I don't think it's a giant leap considering over 20,000 female members have joined since the last count.

Is that a trap question I refuse to fall, don't want them to release their 24/7 PMS ish on me, I will wisely pass

~Sauron~:

U reckon?

Alakoba oshi, you wan push me inside konga

jalether:

@ Tpiah, what the f**k is your problem, you need to chill out and stop

taking every thing so damn seriously.

[s] Tpia where art thou, are you gonna let him get away with this [/s]


Guys, guys, y'all need to stop fighting and behave yourself if you don't want me to report you to the Moderator

Anyways, I am going to Night Vigil as usual . . . . . . .I will pray for your salvation.

Where's ElRazur jare, I don miss am already.
I want to push his button again

xxcarolxx:

Thought i'd share dis joke with de ladies.  Believe it or not, woman has man in it, Mrs has mr in it. Female has male in it, she has he in it. madam has adam in it. no wonder men always want to be inside women. Men were born between the legs of a woman yet spend all their life & time tryin 2 go back between de legs of a woman. Why? because there is no place like home. Ever notice how all womens problems start with men? Mental illness Menstrual cramps Mental breakdown Menopause, Guynecologist & when de have real trouble its Histerectomy.

rotflmao

~Sauron~:

Anyways, I am going to Night Vigil as usual . . . . . . .I will pray for your salvation.

Funny you said that cos I was going to night vigil to pray for you too, it wouldn't happen to be the same night vigil I am attending now, would it, and as my sister's keeper, lemme have the addy of the venue, only just in case tope2000 or Danke has a pressing need to find out where you are


_{Noting to self, need to change outta this dready outfit into something sexy and slinky, thank God summer is finally here and i can expose as much skin as possible, miracles might happen tonight, what does that Bible passage say about fireworks happening where two or more are gathered again}

Theres no man, no woman b4 God. Both sex are 1 (Man) [color=#000099][/color]

Oh alright lets go!

Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.

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[b]

* Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house


* Every woman should emulate Zsa Zsa Gabor the marvellous housekeeper, everytime she leaves a man, she keeps his house


* Every woman should endeavour to get married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life


* Ladies keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards


* Ladies getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other girls have, you wish you had ordered that


* Another reason to get married is that a man's wife has more power over him than the Country has


* I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night [/b]








@Jay bee

You just wait till i fetch my omorogun

[b]
* Why do all men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract


*  Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles


*  The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing—and then marry him


*  Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you


*  Marriage to a man, is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest


*   Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman


*   If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck


*  It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him


*  To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all [/b]

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals

Busy_body:




@Jay bee

You just wait till i fetch my omorogun

wetin i do na?

jay bee:

wetin i do na?

Post 238 is too much

@ Sauron,

How do you do brov? Been a while now. I did not know you replied me, I just posted yesterday night, logged out and hit me bed straight off!

To be fair on you, you give too many peeps unneeded attention on this forum. How you do it, beats me mate.
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@ topic,
Suit yourselves!

You guys are not serious with those pixures

jalether you better shut your mouth there

when a guy makes nasty jokes about the opposite sex _{not the first time either,} you dont attack those correcting him unless you're a pervert.

talk to your friend and leave my name out of your rants if you know what's good for you.

jay bee:

The only thing those two pix explained is that:

1. There is no such thing as a PERFECT MAN

2. Men are so egoistical that even the ugly ass ones thinks they're god Adonis

tpiah:

jalether you better shut your mouth there

when a guy makes nasty jokes about the opposite sex _{not the first time either,} you dont attack those correcting him unless you're a pervert.

talk to your friend and leave my name out of your rants if you know what's good for you.

You really lack the ability to engage logic. I guess by your logic, anyone who refuse to engage in your manner of thinking and posting should be called a pervert? 

At least 4 people or so have pointed out to you that "this is a joke and should not be taken serious". On top of that, many people posting are actually enjoying the banter. Also, the Opening Post explained that items posted here should not to be taken serious. Some how, your brain was unable to compute these and make you see reason.  If it is too nasty for you, then stay away! Seriously, how hard is that?

Without taking things out of context, please explain, or provide conclusive proof as to where I have made "nasty jokes" about the opposite sex in the past? It is easy for people with your mind set to talk shi.t and try to justify your foolishness instead of just engaging your brain and seeing a bit of reason.

Perhaps if you make use of your brain, then people may not have to mention your name?

PS
All gloves are off with you now. I have tried to be level headed with you, but you clearly refuse to see this.

PPS
A few people have pointed out how you are a woman, yet you seem to be denying this - Obnoxious [and a few who shall remain nameless] . What I find interesting is how you are quick to deny this, yet go around forum acting like one, bitching and emulating all the bad bits of a woman.

Do you not feel comfortable in your sexuality or something woman?

FL Gators:

Where's ElRazur jare, I don miss am already.
I want to push his button again
rotflmao

I'm right here. For the record, I have no issues with you.

Believe it or no WOMAN has 'man' in it, MRS has 'mr' in it, FEMALE has 'male' in it, MADAM has 'adam' in it, No wonder men always always want to be INSIDE WOMEN!!! men were born between the legs of a WOMAN yet men spend all their life n time trying to go back between the legs of a WOMAN, Why? BECAUSE THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME!!!!
Ever noticed how all women's problems start with men? Mental illness, Menstrual cramps, Mental breakdown, Menopause, GUYnecologist, and when we have real trouble, its a HISterectomy!!!
You guys r almost totally useless without us ladies, you'd just be 1 more animal in the animal kingdom n i promise ud nt be d king of the jungle, we ladies are a blessing to y'all better get on your knees now n say THANK YOU LORD 4 WOMEN,

ElRazur:

I'm right here. For the record, I have no issues with you.

Feeling is mutual.

@Thread
Going out to make a man's life miserable.
Ahh, I loff being a woman

ElRazur:

You really lack the ability to engage logic. I guess by your logic, anyone who refuse to engage in your manner of thinking and posting should be called a pervert? 

At least 4 people or so have pointed out to you that "this is a joke and should not be taken serious". On top of that, many people posting are actually enjoying the banter. Also, the Opening Post explained that items posted here should not to be taken serious. Some how, your brain was unable to compute these and make you see reason.  If it is too nasty for you, then stay away! Seriously, how hard is that?

Without taking things out of context, please explain, or provide conclusive proof as to where I have made "nasty jokes" about the opposite sex in the past? It is easy for people with your mind set to talk shi.t and try to justify your foolishness instead of just engaging your brain and seeing a bit of reason.

Perhaps if you make use of your brain, then people may not have to mention your name?

PS
All gloves are off with you now. I have tried to be level headed with you, but you clearly refuse to see this.

PPS
A few people have pointed out how you are a woman, yet you seem to be denying this - Obnoxious [and a few who shall remain nameless] . What I find interesting is how you are quick to deny this, yet go around forum acting like one, bitching and emulating all the bad bits of a woman.

Do you not feel comfortable in your sexuality or something woman?

look, you're fast exceeding your limit of exhausting other people's patience.

I generally like to give people the benefit of the doubt when they show their nasty character, but you seem to be taking advantage of that.

Not too long ago you posted some very crass comments about rape, which you claimed was a joke at the time. Same as what you're doing now.

The moderator cleaned up your post and you fought him over that, because, according to you "I was only joking".  I saw that thread and your perverted views there but decided against taking you up on it since you were so loud about people "taking things too serious".

Now, you dont like being reminded your mother is also female and so your warped "jokes" apply to her as well, but you're quick to attack anyone who tells you your so called "fun" is offensive.

That is very daft of you. Developing persecution complex when in fact you're the one trying to persecute others who you feel are underdogs.

Only an idiot and a pervert would derive pleasure from jokes which put down a particular group of people through generalizations. If a foreigner comes in here and starts criticizing Nigerian men in particular, all of you will act like the person is committing a crime. Yet here you are shamelessly and intentionally trying to start a flame war because "its been a long time since anything happened".

I dont care who you think you are or who you think is behind you- learn some manners unless you consider yourself irresponsibly ghetto. As in raised under a Nigerian flyover ghetto.


And only a shameless cowardly delusional schizo would hide under Obnoxious' wrapper in an attempt to appear "manly". You sound more gay than straight, if you ask me.

tpiah:

look, you're fast exceeding your limit of exhausting other people's patience.

Dude. This is between you and me, so let us keep it that way.

I generally like to give people the benefit of the doubt when they show their nasty character, but you seem to be taking advantage of that.

Not too long ago you posted some very crass comments about rape, which you claimed was a joke at the time. Same as what you're doing now.

The moderator cleaned up your post and you fought him over that, because, according to you "I was only joking".  I saw that thread and your perverted views there but decided against taking you up on it since you were so loud about people "taking things too serious".

Funny how I did the same with you, only for me to realise that I should have followed my instinct. I guess this may be due to the fact a sore thumb usually stick out. Not only are you sore, you are covered in filth too.

My comment was a joke. I stand by it. It is not my problem you do not find it funny. You are yet to provide me with anything that backs up your claim so far. If Debosky still have access to the thread, I urge him to quote and post exactly what was removed.

For the record, you cannot take anything against in any form what so ever. You do not have the mind set, logic or keyboard dexterity.

Now, you dont like being reminded your mother is also female and so your warped "jokes" apply to her as well, but you're quick to attack anyone who tells you your so called "fun" is offensive.

That is very daft of you. Developing persecution complex when in fact you're the one trying to persecute others who you feel are underdogs.

See what I mean by you having little or no brains? My jokes was directed at all females. My mum is included because she is a female too. Stupid mumu. How idiotic can you be to miss the obvious? I never have any complex like you are claiming. You asked me a kindergarten question that "Is your mother a female?" or something retarded like that. Twice you asked me, twice I pointed out that you are asking the obvious. Yet your appeared to miss this and claim I have a complex. Lmao.

The complex I have is probably a reaction to bullshi.t coming from someone like you whose whole reasoning, logic, thinking, posting and approach is covered in filth.

Only an idiot and a pervert would derive pleasure from jokes which put down a particular group of people through generalizations. If a foreigner comes in here and starts criticizing Nigerian men in particular, all of you will act like the person is committing a crime. Yet here you are shamelessly and intentionally trying to start a flame war because "its been a long time since anything happened".

Like I said before, anyone who disagree with you must be a pervert, and it is quite rich that you call me an idiot, when you have persistently asked idiotic questions and post idiotic remarks.

Again what a idiotic and silly comparison. Criticism is not the same as a joke. Go to a comedy show - which I am guessing you havent - Comedians make jokes from marriages, males,females, race etc. . .down to funny but annoying stuff. In fact, one of the biggest comedy of all time - Raw by Eddie Murphy - had element of racism, marriages, homophobia jokes all in them. I guess he must be perverted too? Or could it just be you really do not have a sense of humour? Here check out the likes of Eddie Griffin, Cedric the entertainer, etc and listen to their jokes. It all contains elements of some of the things mentioned in this thread.

I dont care who you think you are or who you think is behind you- learn some manners unless you consider yourself irresponsibly ghetto. As in raised under a Nigerian flyover ghetto.

Say what? Have some manners? Lmao. Coming from a guy who is quick to bring "mums" into a debate. Lmao. Oh the ironing board [In case you missed the joke again, I am saying "Oh the irony"]

And only a shameless cowardly delusional schizo would hide under Obnoxious' wrapper in an attempt to appear "manly". You sound more gay than straight, if you ask me.

Say what you want about him. His materials are funny, and even though I find some of them annoying sometimes, I take comfort in knowing that he is joking. Something you appear to be missing. And for the record, he appears more intelligent than you in every way.

as per all the jargon you wrote up there, I'm not interested in analyzing your mental state and sociopathic tendencies because for all I know you may be typing from jail hence your worldview.

If you consider your sick jokes as also being jabs at your mother, then like I said before, spot on.

case closed.

Next time, mention that when you're discussing rape and making perverted jokes about women. So I can understand where you're coming from.

This thread is getting derailed - as far as I understand it, it was supposed to be a humorous exercise. However, some people are bound to be offended by what is considered a joke by others.

As always, when in doubt/offended, use the 'report to moderator' button. Fighting and insults are NOT acceptable.

Thanks.