"Lately, a lot of girls, around 24- 28 years of age, have been advising me to "find a rich guy to settle with. None of the other qualities in him matter as much as his bank balance."
I am glad I ignored this advice and now am dating this wonderful guy, trying to build a life together and not just our bank balance."


Drop yours below

After seeing some of my capabilities, I was asked to join the NIGERIAN POLICE
I gladly ignored them BOMBOCLATS and walked away...damm MO**4KERS

Good for you.

Dnt join NL

After my youth service in 2011, I got a job in a small firm,my mum got upset I turned them down.. thank God I didn't take their offer..
Today,at the end of every month,she smiles whenever I pay her a visit
It pays to be your own boss.. if u have the right aces up ur sleeve tho

after writing waec exams, my friend's dad advised me to venture into military.. he even promised to help get the form for me.. when i'm not mad.. i'm the only son. skinny as fvck.. just one encounter with boko boiz, na death... i just told him 'mbaaaaa!! anaghi m aba army''

Study Law in Uniabuja...so glad I didn't

"You cannot quit Seminary, priesthood really fits you". Nonsense!

I quit, and I'm glad I did.

JoeCutie:
"You cannot quit Seminary, priesthood really fits you". Nonsense!

I quit, and I'm glad I did.

Seriously, you shouldn't have quit o. You would have made a very good and cute priest. But you'd have to kiss goodbye to women. It's not too late, you can still rejoin them sha.

PhweshyJ:
Seriously, you shouldn't have quit o. You would have made a very good and cute priest. But you'd have to kiss goodbye to women. It's not too late, you can still rejoin them sha.

I should be a priest and you won't be a Rev. Sister abi? If I slap you ehn, you'd have a premature orgasm.

JoeCutie:
I should be a priest and you won't be a Rev. Sister abi? If I slap you ehn, you'd have a premature orgasm.

Orgasm? Aww, I'd like that. It's been long, besides, it'd only be sweeter if it comes from you.

*runs out of thread*

PhweshyJ:
Orgasm? Aww, I'd like that. It's been long, besides, it'd only be sweeter if it comes from you.

*runs out of thread*

Lmao! See, you need to get laid asap! Your fuel is finished, apparently, and you need to refill asap, otherwise, your machine will breakdown.

Should I send you a concerned Nigerian?

:-Xwhen. I was adviced to date a man who had some issues with his estranged wife. only for them to settle the following month,after i turned him down

Khd95:
Dnt join NL

hope you understand op question?

dollyjoy:
hope you understand op question?

Dolly dolly my runaway love

We broke up d wrong way

will u ever forgive me nd take me bck as ur boyfrnd?

I will win miss nl nd giv u d crown

Please say yes baby please say yes

halfricanadian:


Dolly dolly my runaway love

We broke up d wrong way

will u ever forgive me nd take me bck as ur boyfrnd?

I will win miss nl nd giv u d crown

Please say yes baby please say yes

hahahaha this one na newest weed in town

dollyjoy:
hahahaha this one na newest weed in town

no no my name is not weed
Im ur lover see forget i av p*ssy i can fork u with artificial pennis just say u love me

halfricanadian:


no no my name is not weed
Im ur lover see forget i av p*ssy i can fork u with artificial pennis just say u love me

am laughing real hard here.



I miss you baby,who give u ban chop?

dollyjoy:
am laughing real hard here.



I miss you baby,who give u ban chop?

i ban mysef erm dat account makes me sick true true na dat account make me kno say d name u giv ursef go affect you e affect me

I decided to go bck to my old name old flames

halfricanadian:


i ban mysef erm dat account makes me sick true true na dat account make me kno say d name u giv ursef go affect you e affect me

I decided to go bck to my old name old flames

lolll.hope you are good?

dollyjoy:
lolll.hope you are good?

Im fine o i just want u my love back

halfricanadian:


Im fine o i just want u my love back

am wit u and u alone