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| Guys, Hilarious Responses To Give Ladies Who Are Forming Hard For You by DJBIGGY(m): 9:09pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
So guys, if you are toasting a lady and she is asking you funny questions to scare you off, here are sarcastic replies you can mess her mind with: GIRL: Are you a player? ANS: Yes, Chelsea fc wants to sign me next season. GIRL: Why do you want my BB pin? ANS: I want to use the pin to sew my torn clothes at home. GIRL: Baby, My subscription will soon expire,what will i do?ANS: Return the phone to the seller, and ask for Nokia torch. GIRL: Jesus! Ezemuo, is that a c*ndom your bringing out? ANS: No, its my bank ATM card GIRL: If i sleep over in your house, hope nothing funny will happen? ANS: Trust me, We will do night vigil. GIRL: Baby send me card ANS: Yellow card or Red card? GIRL: Can you really date me without sex? ANS: Eh, are you HIV positive? GIRL: I hope your not after my body? ANS: No, am after your spirit GIRL: I have missed my period ANS: Ask your course rep for the next class. GIRL: Why don't you have a car? ANS: I figured using legedes Benz in this fuel scarcity era is the best mode of transportation. Add yours: PS: Ladies not to worry, would come up with a counter post for the guys. http://www.olamzy.com/2016/03/hilarious-response-to-give-ladies-who.html |
| Re: Guys, Hilarious Responses To Give Ladies Who Are Forming Hard For You by Smellymouth: 9:12pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
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| Re: Guys, Hilarious Responses To Give Ladies Who Are Forming Hard For You by ify2nyce(f): 9:25pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
very funny |
| Re: Guys, Hilarious Responses To Give Ladies Who Are Forming Hard For You by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 9:27pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Girl: why do you want my number Me: I want to tell you something Girl: Tell me here  Me: I can't, I can only tell you by phone  Girl: You are not serious Me: Please na  |
| Re: Guys, Hilarious Responses To Give Ladies Who Are Forming Hard For You by Cutehector(m): 9:38pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Lol |
| Re: Guys, Hilarious Responses To Give Ladies Who Are Forming Hard For You by phemmyutd(m): 9:46pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
GIRL: Can you really date me without sex? ANS: Eh, are you HIV positive? Best response ever |
| Re: Guys, Hilarious Responses To Give Ladies Who Are Forming Hard For You by Nnamekus1(m): 10:12pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Ok |
| Re: Guys, Hilarious Responses To Give Ladies Who Are Forming Hard For You by Nnamekus1(m): 10:14pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
GIRL: Do you own a house? BOY: Yes, any house you see with "This house is not for sale" written on it is my house. |
| Re: Guys, Hilarious Responses To Give Ladies Who Are Forming Hard For You by faruku104(m): 7:54am On Mar 22, 2016 |
Lmao... I have learned something this morning.. Op nice work |
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