RichYoungNigga:


Some of us are not in Nigeria.
How do we get it and how do we know it works ??

pharmworld:









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xendra:
multina and egg for weight gain? does it really work? i hope the egg is not taken raw o. I'll like to try something that actually gives quicknoticable result

Chukzyfcb:

This must be sarcasm coz there is no way you can lose 5kg in 2days without exercise.
All over the world, its agreed that 7000calories make up 1kg. And humans averagely consume a daily meal of 2,000calories per day. So do the math?
7000calories = 1kg
5kg = 7000 * 5kg = 35000calories
Your body lost 35,000calories in 2days? Nigga even if you starve a whole day and jog for 2hours daily, you still wouldn't burn 35,000calories in 2days. #I am weLl versed in this topic bruh #Lie-nus ezeashi.

charlesucheh:
WHAT!!!! Do you want to kill somebody? It's weight they want to gain not to die

RichYoungNigga:


Not true.
I drink 17 cans of high quality of Corona and 4 lokos beer per day and I'm still skinny.
My whole body is like just one of your arm.

Try again

Godfullsam:



We are talking about 'healthy fat'. Your method will only result in abdominal fat/ pot belly

pseudonomer:


lol... You have no idea...

RichYoungNigga:
It is easier for girls to get fat.
The only way is sex.
Sperm makes girls fat and plumpy.

That's why skinny girls become fat immediately they get married

charix:
Quickest way: Drink beer daily. If you can't handle alcoholic beer, drink near beer. Better if you mix Guinness stout and Fanta. Double, triple and quadruple your intake as tolerance builds.
Thank me in less than four months time.


[EDIT]
Nairalanders and their knee-jerk reaction to advice sometimes surprise me but make me understand why the country is the way it is - no one is ready to go to action but're ever ready to sit and criticize solutions.
The advice posted here has worked for multiple of my married aunts. As a child I saw them balloon in size indulging in beer; from casual drinkers to nearly an every other day affair yet people not willing to take the advice no wan hear say e even work nor try and see.
Please, before you criticize the suggestion give me anecdotal evidence why it didn't work. Telling me you knew one man in your village who is an alcoholic would not cut it and would only elicit a response of silence.

Anyway, I know among the trolls and naysayers some people would post in the coming months how this method worked for them.

Bukkiminat:




Yes, its true! But we are not talking about that kind of weight gain

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amokeme:
it doesn't work for everybody

mecussey:


You may be right but, if something is at stake, I could have proven it to you. I check my weight in the house and I do it daily. Unfurtunately, if you must know, I consume at least 7 bottles of beer daily and yes this is suisidal. I wish you can also calculate how much calories a bottles of beer carries. I also discovered that these beer calories burns easily than the usual cabohydrate may be due to my body metabolism. If I know how much calories a bottle beer carries, then multiply by 14 then may be and may be it is upto 35,000. My point is that I weigh 125kg but if I leave beer for just 2 days, it comes down to 120. What I dont know is if it will continue the decline silmutaneously.

Chukzyfcb:

You must have checked yur weight with a woozy eyes! You cannot lose 5kg in 2days except you exercised for like 8hours stretch like you did a marathon.

Chukzyfcb:

You must have checked yur weight with a woozy eyes! You cannot lose 5kg in 2days except you exercised for like 8hours stretch like you did a marathon. You have not been checking it correctly. Even if a bottle of beer contains 300calories, what determines how fast you burn fat is your BMR-Basic metabolic rate. Which depends on size,age & physical activity.
I exercised 3-5times weekly weigh bout 95kg and mid 20's.....my BMR requires about 3300kcal to maintain my weight per day.
Now if I don't eat in a day. Theoretically, I will be short of 3300 calories for that day.
2days means 3300kcal *2 = 6600calories,
which is still not upto 1kg ooh (7000kcal =1kg). And remember the smaller you become, the lower the calories your body will need. So to spike my body to consume 10000caloies in 2days, I'll need to do heavy heavy exercise to burn xtra 4000calories between that two 2days
While starving 2days also....you see how hard it is to lose weight? 10,000calories is not even upto 2kg despite my harsh weight loss program..........Bruh trust me u checked with a woozy eyes!

mecussey:


This is becoming interesting...how science will prove something theorytically and prove otherwise practically. Let me assume, I ve been checking with woozy eyes lol but you forgot in practical science a lot of things are considered. You have not considered the weight of the beer, the munchies which leads to heavy food consumption and others. Even Iseac Newton and the likes will prove a fomular and still insist that the equation is valid only if temp, pressure and enviromental energy remains constant. Your calories equation might be correct but other factors are not considered. However, i will repeat the experiment again this time with "clear eyes" lol, and if I should have time which I doubt, I will attach images.

Weah96:


Boxers and MMA fighters do it all the time.

Chukzyfcb:

Hehe....well you aactually provided the constant when you said you lost 5kg "Without exercise". That exercise was the constant I was searching for. If you hadn't said that, then I might not have stretched this talk coz I know heavy workout can do magic. Anywayz, you said you'll likely upload a pic of ur weight loss next time with a clear eyes,lol #so till then.......:-)

potbelly:
I am not = weight gain bro...

mecussey:


The without excercise cant be the constant na...when we dont know the weight of the beer, how many bottles that were consumed without excretion and the type of food that was taken. E.g if 4 bottles of big stout were consumed, some goes the bladder why some remains in the stomach, you have automatically added more than 1kg, and if two plates of wheat swallow and vegetables were devoured you have probably added more than 2kg. Then if eventually, you excrete all this by the end of the day without any additional food...you have gained and lost 2kg within 24hrs and you see that it has proven your equation wrong. However, this is just an example, I am not certain that my imagination is correct but I think I made common sense.

Chukzyfcb:

You are actually not getting the point. All I'v been saying is what you did to lose weight and not what you did to gain weight. Talking about 4bottle of beer or 2plates of semo is going "off-point". I'm not interested in how you accumulated kilos.....My argument still remains how you can't lose 5kg in 2days "without exercise".....A nutritionist or a dietician will not start asking you what and what you ate to achieve so so weigh, they go straight to the weigh loss prog. And you made lots of bogus statement
1) You cannot gain 1kg from 4bottles of beer
2) You cannot gain 1kg from 2plates of fufu or semo
3) You don't lose weight by excretion (shitting)
I'v saaid it countless time, its not rocket science
1kg = 7000calories.
If you want to add 1kg in a day, Increase your daily calories by 7000.
If a bottle of beer contains 300calories, this means to gain 1kg from beer drinking in a day means Drinking bout 23 bottles of beer
= (300 * 23 = 6900calories)
So drinking a mere 4bottles is a far cry to 1kg gain....You need my tutoriaal on this subject,lol.

charix:

WTF! Get a better user id.

charming1111:
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