cruzita:
I don't visit guys because they are not trustworthy

BumBae:

Yh true
Dont u have male hommies u can start there
Some chics are uncomfortable around guys too , but if u know the guy shouldnt be a prblem .. ( take a shank n pepper sray ) always works they try anything funky they and they can say bye bye to there third leg

Haha! M'kay

BumBae:

Oh the girl can embarass herself ok i got one den
If u guy laugh i fly kick u

KingCheezyPuff:
I ain't.
Why is that hard ta believe.

Bae so you saying the cherry hasn't been poped?

Stupedinluv:


Lol i just tire for the girls here. .bored is an understatement

Say it!!!!

kinglekan:



Bae so you saying the cherry hasn't been poped?

Yeah....you gon box me again I'm callin' the cops!!!

Stupedinluv:
Lmao @Bumbae

Thank you for sharing!

I wish you could transfer the post to fp. Can you?

BumBae:
Ther u have if u laugh
Stupidluv nah u cause this thing oh anyway i don open floor

BumBae:


My juju not active this morning
Lol
Lalasticlala u go move the female version?

LuveU2:

my dear!

Will say it when its time

Stupedinluv:


Lol i mean if you can switch your story with one of your comments on page 0

KingCheezyPuff:
Yeah....you gon box me again I'm callin' the cops!!!

I bet you have cobwebs down there.

kinglekan:



I bet you have cobwebs down there.

I dust

tosyne2much:
That's why ladies can never be like guys no matter how hard they try... Go to the male version of this thread and you will laugh your sorrow away but here everyone seems to be displaying holier than thou attitude

LuveU2:
Sweetheart this thread might be a fail on arrival cos most of us here are holy and unadventurous. Most, we are scared of nairaland boys who our e-lives are tied to.


But i have a story!

Michellla:

No.we never get embarassed cause we dont visit silly guys.

Rotab4life:


Guy i almost slept off while viewing this thread

tosyne2much:
Na dia hypocritical and holier than thou attitude make the thread dey boring, if not, the thread sef for sweet then grace FP

Nah,just ain't got nothin' to tell....borin' life
I could make somethin' up
I got a active imagination.

LuveU2:
Sweetheart this thread might be a fail on arrival cos most of us here are holy and unadventurous. Most, we are scared of nairaland boys who our e-lives are tied to.


But i have a story!

KingCheezyPuff:
I dust

Dis babe don kolo ooo . You better find vacuum P** to do a better job.

kinglekan:



Dis babe don kolo ooo . You better find vacuum P** to do a better job.

I'm finta go Bye

LuveU2:
His mum was our fellowship mummy. And i was her favourite girl cos of how devoted i was to God and the church. She saw me as a good girl and used me as an example when cautioning others

I was good at my game until the day her "bad" son invited me over. He was cool, cute, swags. In short the crush i had on him no be here. I threw caution to the wind, long story short i landed in his room.

I was 15, he was 19. We were seeing a porn movie together while munching popcorn and pure water. Lol, we forgot ourselves lol. Kissing smooching etc.

Unfortunately his mom figured out something was amiss in her son's room. She stormed in and caught us in the act. Even after so many years cant still look her straight in the eye.

Stupedinluv:


Thanks for sharing! Hope she has forgiven you?

drmikeadams:
L.tell me the story in bobby valentino voice..

LuveU2:


Yea she forgave us but never saw me the same way again

osedvgirl:
I followed my cousin to her bf's birthday party, my bf was not aware cos he will never allow me attend,so I sneaked to the party, enough groove but at a time one guy was all over me & me likey not dou I gave him a sexy dance, 4am, party over, my cousin left me without thinking where to lay my head small before brightness of the day, i just squeezed myself on a couch but this same guy came & was like, haba you cant squeeze yourself like this, follow me & I promise, wont disturb you he said, I followed but I saw hell with him in his room, raping in the highest order but he failed cos I struggled with all my strength to avoid bn raped, but what really saved me was when suddenly his dad shouted from his room "Peter, leave that girl alone, she said no, and respect her for her no" i was like "oh, thank goodness. I still sat on a chair till daybreak before i left home not even informing my cousin that i was going home cos i was angry.


On my way home was the gboom! not knowing that ill-luck woke my bf up that early to get something & saw me flying okada to my house, i never knew he did.

In the evening, he came to my house happy and kind of tipsy, i was wondering why his (revenge)smile, maybe goodnews i said foolishly to myself, I never knew he saw me earlier, na so the guy said "baby lets go home,I have goodnews for you & I bought a gift for you, foolishly i followed him with happiness oo.

"The embarrassment" on getting to his place, he started playing with me, hot romance o, pulled all my clothes & I lay on bed sheepishly like a hungry puss.y, moaning & saying, honey! come and faint on my clit, na so this guy bring out lonnnnnng shinning cane & flogged the hell out my naked body right on bed there, i cried and begged that I wasnt coming from a guy's house that I went to a birthday party, but he wouldnt believe me, even the neighbour came knocking that he should stop beating me, at the end of the day, my body was ripped off from cane flogging, i went home shamelessly, dou he came begging that he was jealous, mheenn I ran for my dare life.

I really regret going to that birthday party. The party happened in the village then



*over look my typo pls*

tosyne2much:
Na dia hypocritical and holier than thou attitude make the thread dey boring, if not, the thread sef for sweet then grace FP

BumBae:
* clear throat*

Ok i was 16 here
There was this guy school friends , actually group of friend but we were closer
His dad is nigerian very very strict !!! u know those huge guys dat just make u cry when they look yh those type of dads

Anywayz

He dad doesnt let his friends come over to visit , said its distraction etc they just strict
Anyway so onway back from school we went to his to chill his younger sis was around but just watching tv
No sign of dad
Anyway just gisting gossipping etc

Next thing we heard the main door slam so we muted the tv , he called his sis and asked who was that
Next we heard his dad voice " Tokunbo so your back"

Our heart stop fear ketch me ..was like omg ur dad is home .. So we heard him climbing the stairs didnt know wt to do so my friend panicked and told me to hide in his wardrobe so i did ..

His dad came into the room my dear i cant even tell u what he said
as soon as i heard his voice me science take over
*I wet myself yes guys ... I did * pee pee right there on all my cloths ...
After his dad left he told me to come out mehn i no an move damnnnn was really embarrassing but cuz we were good friend he n ver told any of out other friends till now we tease each other n laugh about it ..

But yes very very very embarrassing
Excuse typos