best way out, simply tell her that on facebook, "complicated" means "crazily in love" and i bet it with you she will fall for it.

amaka if get beef wit my post then off ur computer.

if i av aproblem i share it and if u don wanna look fine

stop drawing attention to ur self wit those

ur anoying posts

@ poster

dont be angry because someone has called you out on your fake posts all over this NL.
its obvious you are seeking attention.
go ahead!!

that is your own business.
just know that everyone is here laughing becaue of your other post which you have yet to solve.
anyway keep enjoying yourself.
im out, peace!

THE AMAKA:

no mind the guy, this is another one of his false made up stories.
did you not see the other one "she disvirgin me at 6 . . ."
he couldnt even keep his story straight on that one.
this isnt the first or the last simt he is posting made up stories.
lol

he isnt serious at all!

HOW E DE DO U. E DE BITE U? SORRY OOO

you are not serious!
we all know your game, but if you want to play, continue.

THE AMAKA:

@ poster

dont be angry because someone has called you out on your fake posts all over this NL.
its obvious you are seeking attention.
go ahead!!

that is your own business.
just know that everyone is here laughing becaue of your other post which you have yet to solve.
anyway keep enjoying yourself.
im out, peace!

Don't go come back here i'm planing on sending in another post

tuntoks:

best way out, simply tell her that on facebook, "complicated" means "crazily in love" and i bet it with you she will fall for it.

_{You mean complicated-crazy in love like Jay n B?} hehe My guy, u go sabi confuse devil o

Guys, the poster is right, I just joined Facebook last week and my relationship that has been going on fine for long began to dwindle. I met a girl on Facebook and coincidentally, this (beautiful) girl as my Gfriend says, is somebody that knows me, infact my friend introduced me to her and now she is threatening me with a sack. Serious!!! I am about to deactivate my Facebook account. So guys, be carefull!!!

Let me guess. . . "Complicated" Relationship

I can understand why a person’s relationship status might be single, in a relationship, engaged, or married. I can even try to understand (more like accommodate) a person’s relationship status being ‘In an open relationship.’ But why will a person’s relationship status be ‘It’s complicated?’ What exactly is complicated? Does it mean ‘we are divorced but still playing husband and wife?’ Does it mean ‘we own a home together and have six children but are not married?’ Does it mean ‘I kinda sorta got my wife’s younger sister pregnant?’ Or worse, does it mean ‘I’m pregnant for him and I just found out we are first cousins?’ Do not tell me it means ‘my boyfriend does not know I used to be a man.’ Seriously, what does ‘It’s complicated’ mean?

:p

boy, your own na wao!

ehyah! the perfect play boy's catch point was little facebook . oboy go tight up your skills!

THE AMAKA:

@ poster

dont be angry because someone has called you out on your fake posts all over this NL.
its obvious you are seeking attention.
go ahead!!

that is your own business.
just know that everyone is here laughing becaue of your other post which you have yet to solve.
anyway keep enjoying yourself.
im out, peace!

don't go yet na, i jus buy koboko na.

iibeueaue:

Guys, the poster is right, I just joined Facebook last week and my relationship that has been going on fine for long began to dwindle. I met a girl on Facebook and coincidentally, this (beautiful) girl as my Gfriend says, is somebody that knows me, infact my friend introduced me to her and now she is threatening me with a sack. Serious!!! I am about to deactivate my Facebook account. So guys, be carefull!!!

try gimme some of the thingz you smoke. chai!!!!

Enockia:

amaka if  get beef wit my post then off  your computer.

if i av aproblem i share it and if u don wanna look fine

stop drawing attention to your self wit those

your anoying posts

abeg bro, u too lie. Amaka &the rest formites don catch u. U lie pass tortuise. Abi 22 yrs old lady disvirgin u when u b 6yrs old. Shey u get pr*ck at that age?

patorini:

don't go yet na, i jus buy koboko na.

hahahaha this poster sef is too funny! he sees that we have caught him in another lie.
he enjoys lying about his life. if thats his source of fun, he can continue.
lol

sley4life:

abeg bro, u too lie. Amaka &the rest formites don catch u. U lie pass tortuise. Abi 22 yrs old lady disvirgin u when u b 6yrs old. Shey u get pr*ck at that age?

hahahaha!! tell him oo!

wahala 2much 4 women. make evry man just hala joined 4 peace 2 reign, but

Pelummy:

firstly,i tot dis facebk of a tin is for fun,networking and meeting new ppl.untl i started hearing complain 4rm my b/f dat al your friends are male,u don't av female friends, ok now CHOOSE it either me or facebk.if anybdy av any better idea on hw 2 go about this FACEBOOK WAHALA,pls do share wt your peeps,i dont want it 2 ruin my relatnship nt talking of anoda person.weldon guys

tell that insecure bf of urs to get a life. ppl sef! 

@ all

to all those that FB is ruining your relationship, ONE LOVE!

my own guy updates my facebook by him self, if i check and see dat wat he puts does not suits me, i will change it and no apologies.(there was a day dat i shud always love him, and when i changed it, my reply was: you dont need to tell me wat to do) as simple as dat. wat ever you write, represents wat you are feeling, thats why i think b4 i write, i dont just write to please or attract people, i write wat i can defend wen i see my oga,

Anabel:

my own guy updates my facebook by him self, if i check and see dat wat he puts does not suits me, i will change it and no apologies.(there was a day dat i shud always love him, and when i changed it, my reply was: you dont need to tell me wat to do) as simple as dat. wat ever you write, represents wat you are feeling, thats why i think b4 i write, i dont just write to please or attract people, i write wat i can defend wen i see my oga,

thanks for killing FB madam ikorodu

Fake thread or not,
there is still one or
two things to learn from them.

Actually I aint an ambassador of that,
but from people`s lies, we can get one
or two lessons!

lets keep them coming!


#Amaka
take things easy,
let them come.
Nairaland loves everybody
as Christ likes the sinners also!




God Bless Nigeria!

I am tired with all these facebook stuff. I just closed my account on FB.

Wats my business if my girl's status is single on facebook?   all i knw is that i hv access to wat is inaccessible by other guys.Whether single or complicated,thats her problem.Why the unneccesary publicity sef on facebook.I hv had fun with some babes whose relationship status is either engaged or in-a-relationship.If they hv a boyfriend,he will be happy d babe is making it knwn to the world not knowing wat she has done.Publicising ur relationship status on facebook doesnt really confirm ur sincerity/faithfulness to ur partner.
If u like,mention ur girlfriend's name on facebook n change d status to married/in-a-relationship.the truth is some babes will still get down with u  

This mis not new in face book,,it has been happening nd has really caused alot,,,,,facebook is like dat,,,she shld tk it lk dat

Any wey don happen don happen but make girls remember say facebook is all about making friends :

Haha,face d whala ursef jor

THE AMAKA:


hahahaha this poster sef is too funny! he sees that we have caught him in another lie.
he enjoys lying about his life. if thats his source of fun, he can continue.
lol

hahahaha!! tell him oo!

how many stroks of koboko will i get

#Nethacker
dats cool&pointful!



God Bless NIgeria!

#Vuitton.

U no wan make God bless Nigeria?
okay,do u mean Nigeria is blessed.

I will change my slogan then.



Nigeria Is Blessed!

@ poster

Couldn't read all the posts on this thread.
But has someone asked you to define "complicated" to your girlfriend?

That should be your first step

gReenmAn:

@ poster

Couldn't read all the posts ob this thread.
But has someone asked you to define "complicated" to your girlfriend?

That should be your first step

i used complicited cos i was not really single and i was looking forward to meet new friends