i used complicited cos i was not really single and i was looking forward to meet new friends

If I am not mistaken, there's an option that states "looking for friends" or some other thing that better and safely describes your relationship status than the mischievously ambiguous "complicated".

Vuitton:

@ Poster

You say you dont know how to handle the matter On face book OR resolving with your girl. . .

Please stop being childish with this, a 14 year old can handle this issue in a minute

u really think int's dat simple

well it's not

not with nthe kind of girlriend i av

@gReenmAn complicaited was supposed to cover ma ass

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][color=#770077][/color]BOYZ una get problem wey plenty pass una,i know sm of u guyz cant allow ur gf 2 open an account on facebk,bt u ar nt saying d truth.my bf is saint and second of jesus,he dose'nt fornicate lik u guyz on nairaland.say d truth bf4 u wl start cheating on ur spouse on facebk

@poster, you put yourself in this mess get yourself out of it

well spoken!

Then change your status and tell her that you are sorry or else you have the plan to cheat on her.

i thought facebook had an underage policy?

mandiba:

i thought facebook had an underage policy?

me too oh! i no understand dis kin b.s dis guy is spitting here.

where my koboko sef?

NO SHIT.
This face book thing sef. Guy SOOOORRRY oh!

Pelummy:

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][color=#770077][/color]BOYZ una get problem wey plenty pass una,i know sm of u guyz cant allow your gf 2 open an account on facebk,bt u ar nt saying d truth.my bf is saint and second of jesus,he dose'nt fornicate lik u guyz on nairaland.say d truth bf4 u wl start cheating on your spouse on facebk

hahahahahha _laughing .the only girl i hv seen taht trust her bf pele

so, no trust again for this naija?

mandiba:

i thought facebook had an underage policy?

Me 2.

This FB sef, i don tire.

i kow wat to do i'll tell her the truth

yu berra do!

wat's up prat how ev u been

Hey enok, am juz gud. . .u?

re'u really cheatn on ha??

dump the lady. it will save you some money

i really was planning to cheat

@ pat i de like dele o

wat's e latest?

Enock, nutin much o. Why yu kum say ur rel8tnship dey komplikated na?

the thing get as e be i wan try eat my cake and have am

U were planning to cheat or u cheating?
Just change ur status to "in a relationship". She will think u meant wit her & the other will also think the same thing. E A S Y!

Enock, yu dey kwaz o

patwhizkid:

Enock, yu dey kwaz o

my shrink don tell me b4

so no be new thing

Hehe. . .me go flog yu

sexybabes:

U were planning to cheat or u cheating?
Just change your status to "in a relationship". She will think u meant wit her & the other will also think the same thing. E A S Y!

This babe get sense wel wel.Lets hook up now so we go rub minds

nethacker:

This babe get sense wel wel.Lets hook up now so we go rub minds

U see? its very simple. i dnt knw y da dude is stressing ova small things like this. Abeg there are more complicated things 2 stress abt in a r/s 2 work urself up wit status only.

@ pat

ah se u don join amaka wa wan flog me koboko

please 4give me i'm a sinner

No forgivenez in helluva! . . .se yu knw dat one ni

i neva reach there now a leat i still de alive

Dump the girl ^{*replacement de repete*}