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Am Not A New Yorker by bashydemy(m): 7:50pm On Sep 07, 2009 |
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog. |
Re: Am Not A New Yorker by Nobody: 4:10am On Sep 08, 2009 |
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Re: Am Not A New Yorker by D1KeleVra(m): 11:48pm On Sep 09, 2009 |
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