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Teen Ten Commandment by galatico(m): 9:14am On Jan 10, 2007 |
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long) 2. Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.) 3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection) 4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this) 5. Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money) 6. Thou shall not get into fights. (Cat fight anyhow, just start them.) 7. Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off) 8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class. (Hooters pays more) 9. Thou shall not think about having sex. (like Nike says, "just do it") 10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (just leave 'em in the middle) |
Re: Teen Ten Commandment by eslynera(f): 12:06pm On Jan 10, 2007 |
are those commandments from the devil?? like:tho shall not help old old ladies across the streets?? yeahhhhh wryte. |
Re: Teen Ten Commandment by funkydiva(f): 12:18pm On Jan 10, 2007 |
lol. Raising a generation of EVIL Teens. |
Re: Teen Ten Commandment by eslynera(f): 12:30pm On Jan 10, 2007 |
hahaa |
Re: Teen Ten Commandment by Stallion84(m): 11:35pm On Sep 15, 2010 |
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: Teen Ten Commandment by pappy4real(m): 11:42am On Sep 16, 2010 |
the last and overall should be "THOU SHALL NOT LEARN FROM ANY OF THESE" |
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