CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!

Busy_body:

_{Sagamite my husband, olowo ori mi, thanks for covering my yansh jare And for lying to save my yansh, you ^{not Sauron} get to sleep in your rightful place on the bed beside me tonight, who knows sef maybe this could be the making of bomboi number 19}  

I know what to say to get myself some nookie tonight.  

ibkaye:

Mixtures are always nice, how about a mix?

Yes it is nice and that is the reality for most girls. But which do you want to be dominant when a guy sees you?

Sagamite:

Yes it is nice and that is the reality for most girls. But which do you want to be dominant when a guy sees you?

Cute, I guess.

ayettymama:

not, to me she confirms the existence of vampires

and makes me think if u stand too close she go finish your blood!!!

You definately get it.  

She looks like the type that would have bloody sex that when you finish you would be wondering what just happened but still be in a euphoric state.  

madlady:

CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiya, cutie. You look lovely today.

ayettymama:

not, to me she confirms the existence of vampires

and makes me think if u stand too close she go finish your blood!!!

Thank God I'm not the only one who feels this way.

@ topic

I'd personally take the smokingly sexy instead - all that cuteness might be hiding some serious passive-aggressive type behaviour. At least with the sexy one, you're guaranteed hot meet up sex, fight sex, make up sex, happy times sex and all the other variants you can think of.

Sagamite:

I know what to say to get myself some nookie tonight.  

You know you don't have to say the word boo, afterall as my hubby, I belong to you 100%



[s]Oniyeye oshi, see Mr put-it-in-its-already-been-in-for-the-past-20-mins-wham-bang-thank-you-Ma'rm, even hin mouth dey redundant for bed sef E nor sabi say girlfriend's back needed a break and diversion from the bedmantics incurred under the almighty sledgehammer of the Jackal Sauron every night, hence the reason for my miserly token offering him a share of my bed tonight, shior ^{Maybe I should even install Sauron in the guest room sef, knowing I have to top myself up afterwards} [/s]

debosky:

Thank God I'm not the only one who feels this way.

@ topic

I'd personally take the smokingly sexy instead - all that cuteness might be hiding some serious passive-aggressive type behaviour. At least with the sexy one, you're guaranteed hot meet up sex, fight sex, make up sex, happy times sex and all the other variants you can think of.

I'm guessing you sort of like sex

Busy_body:


You know you don't have to say the word boo, afterall as my hubby, I belong to you 100%



[s]Oniyeye oshi, see Mr put-it-in-its-already-been-in-for-the-past-20-mins-wham-bang-thank-you-Ma'rm, even hin mouth dey redundant for bed sef E nor sabi say girlfriend's back needed a break and diversion from the bedmantics incurred under the almighty sledgehammer of the Jackal Sauron every night, hence the reason for my miserly token offering him a share of my bed tonight, shior ^{Maybe I should even install Sauron in the guest room sef, knowing I have to top myself up afterwards} [/s]

debosky:

Thank God I'm not the only one who feels this way.  

@ topic

I'd personally take the smokingly sexy instead - all that cuteness might be hiding some serious passive-aggressive type behaviour. At least with the sexy one, you're guaranteed hot meet up sex, fight sex, make up sex, happy times sex and all the other variants you can think of.  

madlady:



CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!

Laangtime, whatagwan, happi nu year babes

Sagamite:

Hiya, cutie. You look lovely today.  

Hey stick to the rules like moi, no thread derailing  

debosky:

Thank God I'm not the only one who feels this way. 

@ topic

I'd personally take the smokingly sexy instead - all that cuteness might be hiding some serious passive-aggressive type behaviour. . .

You wanna lie you don't like the manifestation in bed of the serious passive-aggression I exhibit, whenever you rub me up the wrong way

Busy_body:

Hey stick to the rules like moi, no thread derailing  

She is very sensitive. She said I was mean to her just because I disagreed so I am going to be as nice to her as hell to make sure I am not saying anything that can be intepreted as "beef" between us.  

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-387020.0.html#msg5380178

debosky:

Thank God I'm not the only one who feels this way.  

@ topic

I'd personally take the smokingly sexy instead - all that cuteness might be hiding some serious passive-aggressive type behaviour. At least with the sexy one, you're guaranteed hot meet up sex, fight sex, make up sex, happy times sex and all the other variants you can think of.  

Boredom sex, break up sex, birthday sex, holiday sex, emotional breakdown sex, surprise sex, pity sex . . . I can go on

But at the end of the day, you base the whole thing on sex . . . it's not as much fun anymore.
They're hard to resist.

You: Hey baby, shit, I had a bad day at work, my boss is killing me.
Michelle: I know what'll help you, naughty boy.

Maybe i shouldn't have used the idiom "rub you up the wrong way", don't want you to start thinking I am no longer the good girl I am But on using the free internet dictionary service, the other meaning that came up included:

1. To apply pressure and friction to (a surfacebody).
2. To clean, polish, or manipulate one's body by the application of pressure and friction.
3. To apply to a surfacebody firmly and with friction: rub lotion on the hands and apply to body;
4. To move (an object or objects) firmly along a surfacebody, especially repeatedlyerotically: rubbed fingers over the sore spot.
5. To cause to become worn, chafed, or irritated from too much body rubbing.
6. To remove, erase, or expunge into another body:  


DON'T SHOOT ME OH, ABEG, NA ONLY HUMBLE MESSENGER I BE, ABEG, NA WETIN I SEE I RELAY, WORD FOR WORD, INCLUDING THE BITS IN RED

IF IN DOUBT, SEE http://www.thefreedictionary.com/rub+up+the+wrong+way

Sagamite:

She is very sensitive. She said I was mean to her just because I disagreed so I am going to be as nice to her as hell to make sure I am not saying anything that can be intepreted as "beef" between us.  

ALAGBARI NI E, e don tay wey you be player

Busy_body:

Maybe i shouldn't have used the idiom "rub you up the wrong way", don't want you to start thinking I am no longer the good girl I am But on using the free internet dictionary service, the other meaning that came up included:

1. To apply pressure and friction to (a surfacebody).
2. To clean, polish, or manipulate one's body by the application of pressure and friction.
3. To apply to a surfacebody firmly and with friction: rub lotion on the hands and apply to body;
4. To move (an object or objects) firmly along a surfacebody, especially repeatedlyerotically: rubbed fingers over the sore spot.
5. To cause to become worn, chafed, or irritated from too much body rubbing.
6. To remove, erase, or expunge into another body:


DON'T SHOOT ME OH, ABEG, NA ONLY HUMBLE MESSENGER I BE, ABEG, NA WETIN I SEE I RELAY, WORD FOR WORD, INCLUDING THE BITS IN RED

IF IN DOUBT, SEE http://www.thefreedictionary.com/rub+up+the+wrong+way

Psycho Agbaya lunatic always misyanning rubbish and dust!

Busy_body:


ALAGBARI NI E, e don tay wey you be player

Me ke!

I am just a genuinely sweet guy.

Sagamite:

She is very sensitive. She said I was mean to her just because I disagreed so I am going to be as nice to her as hell to make sure I am not saying anything that can be intepreted as "beef" between us.  

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-387020.0.html#msg5380178

Dis your mouth




You cool miss Busy_body, long time no see

madlady:


Dis your mouth

What did I do wrong now?

Sagamite:

What did I do wrong now?

Leave my liverless self.

debosky:

Thank God I'm not the only one who feels this way.

@ topic

I'd personally take the smokingly sexy instead - all that cuteness might be hiding some serious passive-aggressive type behaviour. At least with the sexy one, you're guaranteed hot meet up sex, fight sex, make up sex, happy times sex and all the other variants you can think of.

Lol . . u've chosen well aburo

Busy_body:

Maybe i shouldn't have used the idiom "rub you up the wrong way", don't want you to start thinking I am no longer the good girl I am But on using the free internet dictionary service, the other meaning that came up included:

1. To apply pressure and friction to (a surfacebody).
2. To clean, polish, or manipulate one's body by the application of pressure and friction.
3. To apply to a surfacebody firmly and with friction: rub lotion on the hands and apply to body;
4. To move (an object or objects) firmly along a surfacebody, especially repeatedlyerotically: rubbed fingers over the sore spot.
5. To cause to become worn, chafed, or irritated from too much body rubbing.
6. To remove, erase, or expunge into another body:

Hmmn! na fine girl like you dey talk all these things, Busybody how busy are you really?

I prefer to appear cute and innocent initially. It works because you are less likely going to get guys hitting on you, and thinking that just because you exude sex appeal that you are 'ripe' for the taking.

I have many friends who because of their big bosoms say that this is a problem.

Also, it's nice to feel like you can be wild and unleash yourself with your boyfriend/spouse, not the whole world can imagine what you look like unclothed.

With appearing cute, you have the option to sex things up if you feel, like what's to stop Jessica Alba wearing a v-neck (and she has brought out the sexy before, so we know she's got it.

I have a male friend, who says he can always tell if a girl's going to be great - in bed by just looking at them, that he can tell even those who look innocent.
As you know you can't always judge a cute book by its cover, so this 'gift' of his is pretty nifty .

Baibe no ned of arguing abt cute or sex. Experience is d best teacher as pple do say. Wat of u av d oportunity of metn sm1 cute n hotter evn if nt hottest in sex dan uv experience. I pry u met me n let juggle d thing 2geda. Shld i drop my num so dat we hook up. Ok 08055593, @ hm im nt droping it. It wil only b drp 4 VIPs. Strictly on request. Jt request im waitn.ur hands up in d air baibe

ibkaye:

I'm guessing you sort of like intimacy

Cuteness is but for a season - intimacy lasts forever.

B_B

Don't worry, I'll investigate what kind of 'rubbing' you meant when we meet in the bedroom later tonight.

debosky:

Cuteness is but for a season - intimacy lasts forever.

B_B

Don't worry, I'll investigate what kind of 'rubbing' you meant when we meet in the bedroom later tonight.

w.r.t. the bolded, it does? debosky stop trying to be poetic jo. . .fact is men get tired of sex at some point in time, and if thats the only(or should i say major?) thing that you have going for you, when your 'assets' start to obey the law of gravity, you'll be on a long thing!(or should i say drooped thing. . .lol)

netotse:

w.r.t. the bolded, it does? debosky stop trying to be poetic jo. . .fact is men get tired of intimacy at some point in time, and if thats the only(or should i say major?) thing that you have going for you, when your 'assets' start to obey the law of gravity, you'll be on a long thing!(or should i say drooped thing. . .lol)

Who dash Debosky poetic??
'Intimacy' is the auto-correct translation of the word 'sex' on Nairaland.

[color=#990000][/color] I would go for No.2

Any woman dat is cute will definetely no how to do da thing.i can prove it anywhere!

Sometimes I dress for the "come f-me" effect, but the vast majority of the time I would rather display a "classy and cuddly" look. I have never responded to a guy that approached me when I was dressing overly sexy, because I have alot more going for me and I would rather a guy be attracted to me for my brain, more than my body.