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Pioneering Surgery by yomivirgo(m): 11:22am On Jan 15, 2007 |
A man goes to see the doctor. 'Sorry to bother you, but I seem to have problem getting it up.' 'No problem,' says the doctor, 'I will give you some pioneering surgery. I can take th muscle from an elephant's trunk and fit it into your penis and you'll never struggle again to get it up.' The man has no hesitation: 'Fix me up, Doc.' So he has the operation, no problems - all is great. The day comes for his first date. Candles, fine wine, a beautiful woman across the table all is perfect , The man's trousers then start to stir as he begins to get a little aroused. He feels his penis growing and growing. Suddenly it breaks through his trousers, grabs the bread from the table then disappears. The woman sees this, and with a twinkle in her eye and a smile forming on her lips asks. 'Can you do that again?' 'Sure,' replies the man, 'but I don't think that I can fit another bread roll up my arse! |
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