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| General by Labans(m): 12:47pm On Feb 07, 2007 |
Note this is an exact replication of National Public Radio interview between a female broadcaster and Nigeria Army General Bans, who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Bans, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your post? GENERAL BANS: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL BANS: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL BANS: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers ! GENERAL BANS: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one , are you? |
| Re: General by PoDeep(m): 2:18pm On Feb 07, 2007 |
Ha,ha!  |
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