Businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed
to spend the afternoon with her for N50,000.
They did their thing, and, before he left,
he told her that he did not have any cash
with him, but he would have his secretary
write a cheque and mail it to her, calling
the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office, he regretted what
he had done, realizing that the whole event
had not been worth the price. So he had his
secretary send a cheque for N25,000 and enclose
the following typed note:
"Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque for N25,000
for rent of your apartment.
I am not sending the amount agreed upon,
because when I rented the place, I was under
the impression that:
#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat;
and #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't
any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
" Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for N25,000 with the following note:
"Dear Sir: First, I cannot understand how
you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain
unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of
regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the
management. Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady

what an appartment

Damn