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If I can, not again,nooo, neverrrrr!

MELAA:

Things has really!really!! fallen apart. now i under better what the time is all about.
it is no more our husband has gone made again it is now our ladies that has lost ther succulent juice in them has gone made again
our ladies (not all ladies) has lost there morals for what i don't really know
a doom generation.!!![/color][color=#990000]

phew ibon

H2O2:

phew ibon

Really?!? Just ibon?!? Did you actually understand what s/he was going on about?? Would anyone be willing to translate?

No, I did not understand o. Was too busy dodging the bullets. My dear life.

Well it has the phrase "succulent juices" in it which means its obviously well. . . a juicy comment. . . Therefore, I'm now really curious and interested and really do want to understand what the poster was trying to say. So honestly, if anyone is inclined to attempt a translation, I would be grateful.

Tatase:

Well it has the phrase "succulent juices" in it which means its obviously well. . . a juicy comment. . . Therefore, I'm now really curious and interested and really do want to understand what the poster was trying to say. So honestly, if anyone is inclined to attempt a translation, I would be grateful.

Aside from responder's cryptic entry, what is your own take on being married to a virgin male? Are you one of the supporters of the codswallop that virgin men are incapable performers?

It's worth a try

MELAA:

Things has really!really!! fallen apart. now i under better what the time is all about.
it is no more our husband has gone made again it is now our ladies that has lost ther succulent juice in them has gone made again
our ladies (not all ladies) has lost there morals for what i don't really know
a doom generation.!!![/color][color=#990000]

Things have REALLY, [emphasis on really] REALLY fallen apart.
Now I understand better what **our time**(obscure) is all about.
(I'm guessing it means "I now understand why/how things have degenerated to this level" )

We no longer hear "our husband has gone mad," it is now our ladies that have lost their "succulent juice" (??) . Our ladies (not all ladies) have lost their morals for reasons that I don't understand.
(I don't get this part)

Their generation is doomed!!!

No I already responded to this thread ages ago. I'm too lazy to go and find and quote myself, but I was on Team Virgin men! There are lots of men having gratuitous intimacy. who still don't know anything about it because they're selfish and don't bother to learn.

And there are people who aren't having any but who are educating themselves or if they're not, are willing to when the time comes. It isn't nuclear physics, anyone can learn. I have a lot of respect for the men who eschew peer pressure and abstain, so of course I can happily and proudly marry a virgin!!

H2O2:

It's worth a try Things have REALLY, [emphasis on really] REALLY fallen apart.
Now I understand better what **our time**(obscure) is all about.
(I'm guessing it means "I now understand why/how things have degenerated to this level" )

We no longer hear "our husband has gone mad," it is now our ladies that have lost their "succulent juice" (??) . Our ladies (not all ladies) have lost their morals for reasons that I don't understand.
(I don't get this part)

Their generation is doomed!!!

Yay!!!!!!!!!!! An attempt! You tried! Maybe "succulent juice" is metaphoric for madness or virginity or something. I don't know, I don't understand either. Thanks for the rest though!

Tatase:

Yay!!!!!!!!!!! An attempt! You tried! Maybe "succulent juice" is metaphoric for madness or virginity or something. I don't know, I don't understand either. Thanks for the rest though!

Succulent juice = sangwegwe water na

Lol @ Team Virgin Men.  Goofy.

You touched on an important point there btw.  Many of these men end up having sex for their own selfish fulfillment, with no regard to the partner's own state of pleasure.  They could care less whether she climaxes or her sexual appetite was sated in the process.

H2O2:

Lol @ Team Virgin Men.  Goofy.

You touched on an important point there btw.  Many of these men end up having intimacy for their own selfish fulfillment, with no regard to the partner's own state of pleasure.  They could care less whether she climaxes or her sexual appetite was sated in the process.

Lol. . .what you doing concerning yourself with another man's performance?

doyin13:

Lol. . .what you doing concerning yourself with another man's performance?

Emi ke. My innocent prick minds its own business. Just a few glaring issues picked up from human sexuality class, articles, and of course discussion sessions

Tatase:

Yay!!!!!!!!!!! An attempt! You tried! Maybe "succulent juice" is metaphoric for madness or virginity or something. I don't know, I don't understand either. Thanks for the rest though!

Succulent juice na palmwine. Emu fun fun. It sets off imaginations of hunger-quenchers that are both succulent and juicy. Can you name any


I wouldn't even lie sha, first thought that sprung to mind for me was boobs.

doyin13:

Succulent juice = sangwegwe water na  

I think you've further confused the issue. . . what is sangwegwe water? And if it is what I think it is, then how does that work with what MELAA was trying to get across?

H2O2:

Lol @ Team Virgin Men.  Goofy.

You touched on an important point there btw.  Many of these men end up having intimacy for their own selfish fulfillment, with no regard to the partner's own state of pleasure.  They could care less whether she climaxes or her sexual appetite was sated in the process.

About Team Virgin men, I think I'm going to print t-shirts. Then I'll wear them around Lagos. Please NL, contact me for all your Team Virgin men t-shirts and assorted merchandise. We can start a movement. . . for virgin men, so people can stop mocking them. I'm [size=4pt]semi-[/size] serious!  

But on the other note, yeah it's true. People think just because they're sexually active, they're experts and it's like no, there's more to it than that.

H2O2:

I wouldn't even lie sha, first thought that sprung to mind for me was bosoms.

I think most guys' first thought (about anything) is bosoms. . . and maybe sangwewe (which is the funniest word I've heard this year, how do you pronounce it so I can use it) water if you're doyin13.

Tatase:

I think you've further confused the issue. . . what is sangwegwe water? And if it is what I think it is, then how does that work with what MELAA was trying to get across?


About Team Virgin men, I think I'm going to print t-shirts. Then I'll wear them around Lagos. Please NL, contact me for all your Team Virgin men t-shirts and assorted merchandise. We can start a movement. . . for virgin men, so people can stop mocking them. I'm [size=4pt]semi-[/size] serious!  

But on the other note, yeah it's true. People think just because they're sexually active, they're experts and it's like no, there's more to it than that.

hehehehe. . .this my rubbish one track mind sha. Tends to associate anything juice with err. . . Hmm, I don talk enuff sef

On the T-shirts and tings, be careful o, Richard Branson has some good lawyers.

Just link the shirts on ebay and send me a referral, I'll be sure to shyly take one for Doyin's team

Tatase:

I think most guys' first thought (about anything) is bosoms. . . and maybe sangwewe (which is the funniest word I've heard this year, how do you pronounce it so I can use it) water if you're doyin13.

Free us o please, we aren't all gutter-minded dogs.

H2O2:

Just link the shirts on ebay and send me a referral, I'll be sure to shyly take one for Doyin's team

Haaa. . .me I am not embarrassed at all. I AM A VIRGIN. Don't believe in pre-marital sex.

Ay good point about Branson. . . Hmmmm. . . Ok my line "Team Firgin Men" or "Team Vahgin Men". . . haven't decided yet, should be available  soon! So support the movement o NL!! [size=4pt]Also coming soon "Eau de Sangwewe" Perfume for men[/size].

doyin13:

Haaa. . .me I am not embarrassed at all. I AM A VIRGIN. Don't believe in pre-marital intimacy.

Good for you jare!!

doyin13:

Haaa. . .me I am not embarrassed at all. I AM A VIRGIN. Don't believe in pre-marital intimacy.

Seconded.  great!  A pioneer for the ages.  We are no longer afraid  

Hehehehehe. . . . Tatase, I think you should make one for ''MISFIRING MEN''.

We don't want to leave H202 outta the parry now do we.

what a joker. When I haven't once fired?

The ersatz experiments conducted individually don't count.

doyin13:

Hehehehehe. . . . Tatase, I think you should make one for ''MISFIRING MEN''.

We don't want to leave H202 outta the parry now do we. 

LOL!!!!!! That's mean o. . . But will be taken into consideration.

H2O2:

  what a joker.  When I haven't once fired?

The ersatz experiments conducted individually don't count.

No I agree, they don't count. 

H2O2:



The ersatz experiments conducted individually don't count.

Eewooo. . .The revelations here are fit for a classic News of the World front page.


So tell me. . .Your preferred solvent during these experiments inspired your ID abi?

Lol you two are jiving and pulling my pants. I never imagined my little entry would be interpreted in that way.

This is fast becoming a schadenfreude at my expense.  Although I must say I don't consider it a misfortune.

doyin13:

Eewooo. . .The revelations here are fit for a classic News of the World front page.


So tell me. . .Your preferred solvent during these experiments inspired your ID abi?

LOL
I pleade the 5th.

Come guy man. . your english don dey reach Igodo Megodo proportions o.

Ersatz, schadenfreude. . .I don tire to dey open dico abeg.

Soffry soffry shake monkey na.

H2O2:

Lol you two are jiving and pulling my pants. I never imagined my little entry would be interpreted in that way.

This is fast becoming a schadenfreude at my expense.  Although I must say I don't consider it a misfortune.
LOL
I pleade the 5th.

Um. . . what other interpretation is there? Please clarify, by all means purify our dirty minds!

doyin13:

Come guy man. . your english don dey reach Igodo Megodo proportions o.

Ersatz, schadenfreude. . .I don tire to dey open dico abeg.

Soffry soffry shake monkey na.

Lol don't take umbrage at my inclusion and usage of those words. They are byproducts of useless, expensive standardized tests. Just inculcating for purposes of GRE preparations.

Tatase:

Um. . . what other interpretation is there? Please clarify, by all means purify our dirty minds!

Dear, through mere observation. But of course I don't expect you to believe that tarradiddle.

I think the widely held perspective and belief() has always been that men MUST sow their oats before marriage.

I don't know if encouraging indulgence in these practices is expected to liberate, prevent and restrain them from cheating afterwards.

H2O2:

Lol don't take umbrage at my inclusion and usage of those words. They are byproducts of useless, expensive standardized tests. Just inculcating for purposes of GRE preparations.
Dear, through mere observation. But of course I don't expect you to believe that tarradiddle.

you caught me lol

Umbrage ke. . . Far from it.

I think your penchant for bombast though is a symptom of
the peripatetic state the Nigerian phenomenon has transformed
our teeming youths into. (Me sef I try na)

Now back to matters of a virginal nature

I was watching Judge Mathis or Judge Joe or whichever on channel 2 earlier and was amazed to hear a pastor, who was suing his wife for their honeymoon expenses, proclaim himself an avid supporter of pre-marital sex.  In his words, he belives in "test driving" and would never marry a woman he has not slept with.