Here we go again!!! We need to hire bodyguards to protect KunleOshob, they are all coming out with knives and machete because he dared express a view. He is not twisting minds, he is saying what many already know but don’t talk about because not many are as brave. Bunch of freaks!

stalliontp:

Here we go again!!! We need to hire bodyguards to protect KunleOshob, they are all coming out with knives and machete because he dared express a view. He is not twisting minds, he is saying what many already know but don’t talk about because not many are as brave. Bunch of freaks!

from which money, our never ending church building fund?
so kunle sef na jealousy jealousy ole pastor

.hmmm.

bawomolo:

from which money, our never ending church building fund?
so kunle sef na jealousy jealousy ole pastor

Gbam!!!
I know that's right bro! It's thieves that know how to follow thieves footsteps!!

@poster! i will be overseeing all the contract and positions to be filled by the human resources, they must all come through me, i and the pastor have already discuss this issue,

I thought I'd come to nairaland for some diversion after a hard day's work and I'm glad I did. This thread has cheered me up no end!

Pastor Agbaje, remember as we dey oh; e fit be true say I dey too yab prosperity "gospel" --- but still , as we dey

can someone clarify Jonathan's denomination?

Pastor jo agbaje abeg leave them make we go open our own website. Then promote ur new church through it.

I believe that there is pictorial evidence of Goodluck's denomination. He even buried his mother, or was it his grandmother together with pastor Agbaje

KunleOshob:

Obviously a lot of of people who are posting on this thread are not privy to the background to it so i would just ignore their daft comments. That apart a lot of people might feel offended that i ridiculed a lot of "church" doctrines here, i have no aplogies either cos the doctrines i ridicled are man made doctrines that have been twisted and presented as the word of God. If the clergy had been upright and going about it's calling based on the true and undiluted bible based teachings the issue of ridicling these false teachings would not even arise. It would also serve to make other christians realize that these are false and ridiculous teachings being perpetuatd by men for their own selfish reasons and not necessarily the word of God. How many of these pastors genuinely use these church collections to do God's work? and what exactly is God's work? i know it is definitely not building churches up and down or spreading the brand name of a particular church franchise, it is more of helping the poor and the needy and very few churches actually engage in this. And to those who fret any time they hear the word pastor mentioned, my question is this who annointed those men as pastors and how do you know they are genuine? There is only one biblically recommended way and that is by the fruits they exhibit. so if any man who claims to be a pastor is exhibiting fruits contrary to what was taught by Jesus i can feel free to ridicle such a person or doctrine knowing fully well that such a person is not known to christ. Jesus himself said that "not all that call him lord [even those who do miracles in his name] shall enter the kingdom of God but only those who do the will of the father.

This is the more sensible thing that i have read all day. THANK YOU!
My question would be, why do Nigerians go running for the hill when they hear the word pastor? Are these not men like yourself? It irritates the hell out of me when i hear them calling them "anointed men of god"! Who anointed them? I if quit my job now open up a place of service, study the bible 24/7 so that i can quote it proficiently and have my congregation support my lifestyle, does that make an anointed man of god?

Kaiser5000:

. . . I if quit my job now open up a place of service, study the bible 24/7 so that i can quote it proficiently and have my congregation support my lifestyle, does that make an anointed man of god?

It does in the eyes of many deceived people! Also, many will be afraid of you because of "touch not my annointed." Only here we "touch", shove and knock all them fake "anointeds"! 

Poster
Praise the Lord. . . .

Big ups to Pastor Jo.
He is nowhere to be found.

abeg pastor no forget to declare enough heineken for boys

Arrant nonsense

This is getting interesting
More more gun fires
Anointed ko Barawo ni

Recardo:

Well congrats to Pastor Jo.
But he is nowhere to be found.


But SERIOUSLY why would the admin put this on the front page? is it to ridicule christianity?

It does not in anyway ridicle christianity however it ridicles man mad doctrines that have been smuggled into christian "worship" and presented as the word of God. True christianity is defined by the bible as thus:

True and undefiled religion[worship] in the sight of God the father is to take care of the orphan and widow[needy] in their affliction and to keep your self uncorrupted by the world. James 1:27

I can asure you that 95% of churches don't view or practise christianity as defined above, in other wards they are practising false christianity ad that is what i being ridicled here.

Impossible, how could I miss three pages of fun
Errrr pastor don't mind these greedy people, I only want the post of strategic adviser so we can move you to the next level which is to be the official Pastor to the saudi royal family, there we will begin to achieve our potential.

Remember you have to dig deep so we can reach tha top of ya game.

Yours transperently,

so this is what we(Christains) have become? a laughing stock before people? an object of mockery?

and who do we have to blame for it if not ourselves?


But there is one thing I know, there is no justifiable excuse for anyone not to obey the word of God.

bawomolo:

from which money, our never ending church building fund?
so kunle sef na jealousy jealousy ole pastor

I am definitely NOT a pastor talkless of a thieving one . Call me a preacher and i might accept but definitely not a pastor.

Who the fu/ck is Pastor Agbaje

@ poster, seriously, i'll advise u should know there is a limit to indulging in 'misyawn' towards God & what is God's, fine, i admit there has been (and there would always b)bastardizg, but frankly if u must express ur frustration & anger, my advise; do it with the fear of GOD, or better still, why not choose to be among the few who would live for the truth,

why una dey take this thread personal?
theres alot of money involved here
if the pastor need to cool im temper with a mistress ,i'm available

silliest, typical nigerian behaviour going on here! wtf?

Becareful of whom u mock and compliment. Shalom

I have decided not to "mock" my anointed no harm and l am really pissed-off at this parsin called Kunle!
May anointing pursue you day and night!
May you eat the tomatoes of your garden
May you waka and stumble (onto Opeke )
You are rude Kunle, you are usefully useless, talking to a "possible billionaire" like that or dont you know that Anaconda (sorry, l mean Lukuman) has resigned? What if Pastor Agbaje becomes the next Anaconda, where do you think you will end-up?

By the way, did l tell you l am now related to Pastor Agbaje? We hail from the same village.

Back to the table jare, my dear lofely Pastor Agbaje, dont mind some of this people,
Whomsoever has worked hard all this days, investing time and prayers in "other people's pockets lives" , deserves a break, You just got yours and "the boys" will be looking out for after you, you know what they say about "chop alone" naaa?

Me, l will not apply for any office in your "Ministry", l will gently and honorably request for my share of the "percentages and fruits" (need not remind you l am now a vegetarian ).
And to think that someone from Olumba-Olumba is trying to swindle us of our priced Jonathan! Not at this crucial time, they can have him when he has completed this term an and his "official" two terms after that!

Meen, ground done level o, just like dat?
How do we re-brand this Ministry now, so that people like Kunle, rich-boy, Jagunlabi and some others will not be disturbing us?
I mean these guys just dont know how to a "package business franchise" and they are now whining about "our" good fortune!
Where were they when we were fasting (l know u dey chop behind at times but that one na "mugun story", me sef they 'hammer omaale' at times).

I will suggest we concentrate our efforts on just a few boys with spiritual agro, u know, the 20/80 rule! We just hammer intercede for Ministers, D.G's, Bank Excos, e.t.c, no general business masses again, those ones can go to Kunle's church, at least him go teach them Bible well-well, and we go dey roll for money!

Kunle, you are hereby assigned to run CEC, Yenegoa branch,  on a 4year lease while we concentrate on a fatter kind of sheep (those once in abuja and Aso-rock areas.
Sheep na Sheep sha, as long as them get some fat.

BTW: I am recommending that thisthread be locked, as is usually the case, anytime Pastors name is lovingly remembered

Can l have a dagger in my backside?
And if you have not read the other threads, pls dont comment on this one, afterall, no one starts to read a Novel from the back page?

Genius, lastpage.   

@lastpage, Beautiful

Jesus loves me i died for me, nobody loves me like Jesus. Thy lord is good all the time, lets share the grace in fellowship.

@KunleOshobo,

you see what happens when a christian pays and believes in the message of tithing.

Congrats my man Joe Agbaje. God is always faithful!. 

Tonye-t:

@KunleOshobo,

you see what happens when a christian pays and believes in the message of tithing.

Congrats my man Joe Agbaje. God is always faithful!.

Abi oh! i am actually considering to start paying my tithes but i don't know which church i should pay it to. My be if joeagabje drops his church account details i would be remitting it to him.