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Forum Games / Re: You Mistakenly Picked This Wrong Luggage At The Airport, Your Next Step (picx) by 3kay945(m): 6:36pm On Aug 23
Smelling lies.... everywhere
Health / Re: Lady With 2 Organs Shocks Nigerians As She Reveals How She Urinates With Them by 3kay945(m): 10:50am On Aug 23
Ashawokobokobo:


Yes, she does not.

thanks for this update
Health / Re: Lady With 2 Organs Shocks Nigerians As She Reveals How She Urinates With Them by 3kay945(m): 11:16pm On Aug 22
MrAAA2:


She may have 2 sex organs (geni.talia) BUT can only have one pee hole because the person can only have ONE urinary system

Hmm. You may be right or not, that I don't know.
Phones / Re: Number Porting Still Exist I Want To Port To Airtel by 3kay945(m): 11:10pm On Aug 22
wildlife9999:


If you are at ikeja computer village you can't never take call it will show emergency throughout your day imagine losing business deal that people can't reach you. I just left etisalat their office now they couldn't fix the issue I will go to Airtel office tomorrow for porting

9mbile the company is going down

I do experience this problem on my Airtel. I have changed the sim to newer one yet no reasonable improvement. I am thinking of porting to Glo, I have MTN as backup sim.

So don't port to Airtel o. You better go to MTN
Health / Re: Lady With 2 Organs Shocks Nigerians As She Reveals How She Urinates With Them by 3kay945(m): 1:45pm On Aug 22
Ashawokobokobo:


I know her personally. I have done a live video chat with her long before shehim became popular. She showed me her/himself.

Did you ask if she menstruate ?
Health / Re: Lady With 2 Organs Shocks Nigerians As She Reveals How She Urinates With Them by 3kay945(m): 1:41pm On Aug 22
Kelklein:
Creating tiktok content with lies..

She even bought microphone and ring light.

That thing she's showing is not a real organ..

Are you joking or just naive?

There are human that have both sex organs.

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Romance / Re: The Number Of Girls That Are Into Hookups In Nigeria Is Outrageous - Lady (Vid) by 3kay945(m): 10:52am On Aug 22
ARISHEM:
They can call it different names.
When I asked one lady I was interested in on what she does she replied that she is a researcher with job descriptions I am yet to understand.
Just as yahoo and other frauds are engaged by young men who have gone deviant and rogue as a result of the distasteful economy. Olosho and hookup are activities engaged by ladies who went rogue when they get broke.

And just like some of this cunning young men explain that they are into tech, cybersecurity and IT expert services when in reality they are into yahoo and online fraud. A seductively dressed lady can say she is a researcher, health instructor, instagram influencer, masseuse, herbal mixture vendor or sexual wellness expert when in reality she is into olosho and hook up

hmm. thanks for the update.

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Travel / Re: Top 10 Airports In The World For 2024 by 3kay945(m): 10:48am On Aug 22
Thank GOd, have seen that of Dubai. . Na Japan own remain or China cool
Religion / Re: Miracle In Indian Church That Got People Talking by 3kay945(m): 10:36am On Aug 22
India peeps cant be docile like our peeps here. they will manage the situation grin
Education / Re: Kwara Student Found Dead After Being Paid ₦15,000 To Act As Girlfriend by 3kay945(m): 8:30pm On Aug 21
So no bra on sign out day,...? I don't think she was a good girl.

Anyway, I pity for her parent. Her chapter is closed.
Celebrities / Re: BREAKING; Prices Of Pepper, Perishable Items Crashes by 3kay945(m): 9:50pm On Aug 20
My tomatoes plants are growing steadily cool
Crime / Re: Man Dies While Undergoing 19 Days Dry Fast In Lagos by 3kay945(m): 9:40pm On Aug 20
doggedfighter:
undecided


His corpse should be flogged before burial to teach him sense angry😁


What am I even saying ?

That man no try at all !!

Supported. ! grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Rhuthee And Wanni×Handi Fight Dirty Over Eviction (Pics, Video) by 3kay945(m): 11:46pm On Aug 18
Na only peeps wey still dey pocket pocket money from their parents dey watch this devil sponsored show.

How would a reasonable person with jobs have time for this rubbish?
TV/Movies / Re: FLORUISH Evicted From The Big Brother Naija 'no Loose Guard' House by 3kay945(m): 11:39pm On Aug 18
The Devil sponsored show. Na peeps wey still dey collect pocket money dey watch it now. They will learn too.
Romance / Re: Palm Pay Gave Me Loan Without My Consent by 3kay945(m): 10:44pm On Aug 17
Una better take action before they started calling un family and friends. cool

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Politics / Re: Breaking: No Rain For 60 Days In All The States In South West, Nigeria. by 3kay945(m): 10:34pm On Aug 17
cocolacec:


This is not true.How many South westrn states did you visit?It rained in Osogbo last month and yesterday.

Was it serious rain? Cos, in Lagos here, am just wondering what is going on..
Properties / Re: Lagos Government Seals Church, Others For Environmental Infractions, Noise by 3kay945(m): 10:28pm On Aug 17
If any church disrupt my sleep, my prayer point will be for their generator to spoil. grin
Properties / Re: Lagos Government Seals Church, Others For Environmental Infractions, Noise by 3kay945(m): 10:21pm On Aug 17
hopefulLandlord:
After independence, in order to build a great nation, each country went to work. But in Nigeria, after independence, our people went to pray and fast. So, while we were praying, Malaysia came here and took our palm seedlings and built a great factory of it. While we were praying, Singapore went into investment in technology. While we were praying, India went into ICT. While we were praying, China went to massive industrialization. While we were shouting Allah Alakuba! UAE went into massive infrastructural development. While we were binding and casting Lucifer, Japan went into technological development. While we were speaking in tongues, Denmark went into education of her citizens. While we were mounting big speakers in our places of worship, USA was mounting man on the moon.

After our prayers, God, being a wise God decided to reward us according to our labour. Since those that went into industrialization, technology, infrastructural development, ICT, education etc have been rewarded accordingly. It's only wise God rewards us with our efforts in prayers. That's why today, Nigerian pastors are competing in building the biggest churches.

That's why there are more prayer houses and worship places than hospitals and schools. That's why people rush to prayer houses for medical and business solutions instead of hospitals. That's why we don't do business proposals before jumping into business since we are going to back it up with prayers. And when it collapse, we blame devil. That's why it's a sin to say anything negative about pastors and imams. That's why our pastors don't consider the opinion of engineers while building and blame devil when building collapse. That's why faith in God replaces building pillars and when it collapse we blame it on Lucifer. That's why our pastors are making sure they plant church branches instead of schools in every streets in Nigeria. That's why we always wait for gods to do that which ability to accomplish we already have in us. That's why we want our teachers to labour on earth and go to heaven for their rewards. Nigeria is a prayer loving, god fearing nation. Religion has taken the place of technology, infrastructure, education and all. When we are traveling, we ignore all the necessary road requirements, servicing of our vehicles and pray. And, once we pray, we can put a half fit vehicle on the road and blame our step mother or mother in law if anything goes wrong. That's why there are more people dying on our roads. Because, we pray and fast and leave everything to God when we have all we need to survive and build a nation....... I hope it made sense to you

....and we are still praying!
grin cool
TV/Movies / Re: Kellyrae And Kassia Kiss (Photos, Video) by 3kay945(m): 10:02pm On Aug 17
So ? Make we fry beans

Devil sponsored show. cool

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Sports / Re: “I Almost Killed Myself When My Wife Left” – Idah Peterside by 3kay945(m): 10:32am On Aug 16
She left with his Kidney
grin

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Politics / Re: Porn Video Interrupts Nigeria’s Investors Call On Dollar Funding by 3kay945(m): 9:41am On Aug 16
Maybe those advert sites that always pop up porn, I am struggling with those site too, it embarrassing sometimes. A young girl almost got a glimpse of it yesterday when i was downloading some stuff on my laptop. Imagine that, she would have thought; so na porn this bros dey watch for office. grin grin
Education / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Receives Adeola Adefemi, The Best Teacher In Nigeria by 3kay945(m): 8:43am On Aug 16
I am happy for her and her family.. really glad to send congratulatory message across to her.

Good news to our hearing, not the devil sponsored BBnaija. grin

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Health / Re: What Is The Solution To This Pattern On Tongue? by 3kay945(m): 10:44pm On Aug 14
This used to happen to me while growing up and I don't have issue with it.

I will check my tongue tomorrow to see if it still appear. grin

Mine wasn't this much though.
Family / Re: Nigerian Woman Born With Male And Female Sex Organs Fathers Two Children by 3kay945(m): 12:20pm On Aug 13
rock86:

You turned gay for some minutes right. Lol


Well, I was looking at a babe with nice boobs... bro.. so no gay cool
Family / Re: Nigerian Woman Born With Male And Female Sex Organs Fathers Two Children by 3kay945(m): 9:00pm On Aug 12
When I stumbled on a porn site on one fateful day, I was shocked seeing pretty ladies with big gbola... I opened my mouth for minutes wondering,. What da hell is this
Family / Re: Nigerian Woman Born With Male And Female Sex Organs Fathers Two Children by 3kay945(m): 8:41pm On Aug 12
If she has both sex organs... hmm is someone thinking what am thinking?

On a serious note, this is weird and I feel sorry for her. shocked
Education / Re: Secondary School Students Arrive For Prom In Benin City In Expensive Cars(photos by 3kay945(m): 3:03pm On Aug 12
Zonefree:
Ask 96.863% of them to define "Photosynthesis", and watch them disgrace their lineage.

One is even wearing wedding gown undecided

The definition ehnn... almost all the olodos know the definition during my time in secondary school grin cheesy
Family / Re: "Girls Are Now Selling Their Eggs To Buy Human Hair In Warri" Lady Says (video) by 3kay945(m): 7:12pm On Aug 09
surrogatesng:
Someone might be in need of this money.

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Payment is
100,000 Naira (Ilorin)
150,000 Naira (Lagos)


Call/Whatsapp 07067866986.

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Una no need males own?
My Y is very dominant o cool
Family / Re: "Girls Are Now Selling Their Eggs To Buy Human Hair In Warri" Lady Says (video) by 3kay945(m): 7:08pm On Aug 09
siofra:


So many idiots on this forum. Men that sell their sperm, do they find it hard to impregnate women after doing it?


Not idiots but ignorant. There are things you don't know too.
Nairaland / General / Re: Snake That Wanted To Kill Me by 3kay945(m): 6:55pm On Aug 09
Madewithlove:
Venator venatur

When the hunter become the hunted. These past couple of weeks is by God grace am surviving. From battling the intenst heat, dodging bullet gwo gwo gwo gwo ngwo and calming the hungry worms staging protest in my stomach. It not been easy. Genesis of my delimar started, when some weeks back HQ said we should pack our bags and equipments we are going to Port Harcourt for reinforcement and reconnaissance.

Before 0600 hours we have already load our personal effects on the TATA (lorry), while we wait for buses HQ called we should stand down no movement again, by then our personal effects (containing our dry rations, tent, blankets, gas cooker e.t.c) has gone far. I went to mess (kitchen) to collect lunch they said "no food for us" that how we started fasting.

On a normal day I don't use to eat food from the mess I cook or I eat my dry rations to avoid food poison. My gas cooker and pot by now would have reached Port Harcourt by now. After much deliberation and consideration, base said they would only give us lunch. The lunch they gave me that day was the final nail hammer into my torment.
For the next two days I was having serious running stomach and pass piosion fart to kill an elephant. I thought it was normal fart I want to fart, I adjust and set my bum bum only to discover I have shit on my pants. I had to wash my uniform and tire wrapper. Everybody was just starting at me like Ashawo.
As I was waiting for my uniform to dry (advantage of Borno sun) that was the time BH said they should attack our base. Come and see how I jump inside trench to take cover. It turns out be false alarm. That was the time uncle snake decide to come and find food and what food tastes better than my fresh laps. Without wasting time I expanded two rounds to kill uncle snake. A feet that was not easy considering uncle snake was cunning. Fire ready, snake meat roasted at least it will reach me five days or more, no more watering beans.

Venator venatur(The hunter is hunted)

Kindly enlighten me, how many bullet dey the 2rounds?

On that snake I usually kill with My rain boot?
Sports / Re: Tobi Amusan Fails To Qualify For 100m Hurdles Final by 3kay945(m): 12:45pm On Aug 09
zebszebs:
When she started fixing acrylic nails, fake eyelashes and pierced her belly button,

thats when I knew, the former Tobi of Deeper life, life don spoil

This is the end of her career.

grin grin

But other great personality across the globe do same na.

Why would her own led her to doom? grin

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Romance / Re: The Weird Family My Ex Girlfriend Came From by 3kay945(m): 12:32pm On Aug 09
tommy589:


I wonder why paint with the same brush. The influence of the first and second child most times affect the remaining children. Do I need to stereotype after witnessing where an all male children in a family became armed robbers.

Seriously grin

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