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A 'lucky' Driver by wisdan1(m): 2:13pm On Mar 05, 2010
A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt.

"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asks.

The man responds, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."

His wife says, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

The guy in the back seat pops up out from under the blanket and says, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."

Just then a knock comes from the trunk and a voice calls out, "Are we over the border yet?"
Re: A 'lucky' Driver by Jezzybrown(m): 2:46pm On Mar 05, 2010
lol 9ice 1 grin
Re: A 'lucky' Driver by sulad82i(m): 11:07pm On Mar 05, 2010
;d ;d
Re: A 'lucky' Driver by sulad82i(m): 11:07pm On Mar 05, 2010
nice grin grin
Re: A 'lucky' Driver by Kunbee: 11:17pm On Mar 05, 2010
Nice
Re: A 'lucky' Driver by rickie4us(m): 9:36am On Mar 06, 2010
Re: A 'lucky' Driver by Kunbee: 11:11pm On Mar 06, 2010
Ndo
Re: A 'lucky' Driver by Jezzybrown(m): 7:30am On Mar 07, 2010
Kunbee:

Ndo
meaning?
Re: A 'lucky' Driver by Kunbee: 1:06pm On Mar 07, 2010
Sorry
Re: A 'lucky' Driver by slysite(m): 9:26pm On Mar 07, 2010
Guy e make sense. U 2 much.
Re: A 'lucky' Driver by Kunbee: 10:34pm On Mar 07, 2010
I know cool
Re: A 'lucky' Driver by Jezzybrown(m): 10:33am On Mar 08, 2010
Kunbee:

Sorry
i knw wat ndo means bt wat has it got to do wif d damn joke
Re: A 'lucky' Driver by clemcykul(f): 12:13pm On Mar 08, 2010
lol
Re: A 'lucky' Driver by cbase: 2:27pm On Mar 08, 2010
lol
Re: A 'lucky' Driver by Kunbee: 9:43pm On Mar 08, 2010
Jezzybrown:

i knw wat ndo means bt wat has it got to do wif d damn joke


If you used your senses i wasnt talking about the joke undecided
rickie4us:


Kunbee:

Ndo
Re: A 'lucky' Driver by Jezzybrown(m): 2:46pm On Mar 09, 2010
Kunbee:


If you used your senses i wasnt talking about the joke undecided
comot jor
Re: A 'lucky' Driver by Kunbee: 3:06pm On Mar 09, 2010
cool

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