follypimpi:


Tope,i rememba yr 2006 i fink i met this girl online her voice was good n thingz,so we planned to link @ the McDiiz by Camberwell green B/Stop,i got there before she did hoping to see my princess (afta late nite calls n stuff),so i got a txt that she's just coming off bus 484,immediately i saw her i didnt even bother saying hi or be polite i jst walked away kissing my teeth.She was Butters,i blocked her off my msn,infact called t-mobile to block her#.

eldee:

How can she be allowed to have a dream when her face is already a nightmare for everyone??

follypimpi:


Tope,i rememba yr 2006 i fink i met this girl online her voice was good n thingz,so we planned to link @ the McDiiz by Camberwell green B/Stop,i got there before she did hoping to see my princess (afta late nite calls n stuff),so i got a txt that she's just coming off bus 484,immediately i saw her i didnt even bother saying hi or be polite i jst walked away kissing my teeth.She was Butters,i blocked her off my msn,infact called t-mobile to block her#.

TOPE2000!:



I have always told my gfs that ppl with nice cool voice re usually not good looking. u just proved my theory again

InesQor:

TOPE2000, its called evolution. 

follypimpi:


@least if a dude no fine and his money is good,he will get a woman but if a woman no fine,she can only salivate over the pics of good looking dudes,once she stares in the mirror the truth is right there looking @ her in return.

follypimpi:


Of course now,even if u fine and no money,chances of u ending up with a wowo woman is  %100.Thank God for foundation else there will be no way for them to hide.

InesQor:

TOPE2000, ah-ahn? It is the evolution of man, you develop the best you've got, and your weaker attributes further decay. . . I'm sure they found out early in life that they have good voices so they joined a choir or some voice training school   where people would praise your voice and ignore the face  

follypimpi:


What i do now before asking a girl out once i notice em foundation is,can u wipe those lady so i can see the real U.

TOPE2000!:

Oouch. . . .thay was cold
atleast we have foundation

eldee:


There's this girl I know . . . her smile makes babies cry.
She went on Facebook and tried the joint wonders of Mary Kay (No 9211) + Photoshop.
From then all her dates were from Facebook . . . and they always dissapeared after the first date

Woworness will always catch up with you.

follypimpi:


Is easy just dip your finger the depth of the foundation will determine how wowo she is.

follypimpi:

U cant run away from it,even if you try shopping from Mac jacobs itself it will always tell you "am sorry but the products you are adding to your cat is not for the likes of you,your wowo pass our level".

follypimpi:


Is easy just dip your finger the depth of the foundation will determine how wowo she is.

follypimpi:


She worwor so tey i can't even wave to say Hi,Omo walcot aint got nada on me the way my feet was zoomin so fast,i jst hoped on bus 436 without thinkin twice.She was smiling from afar u wld think she's crying.

TOPE2000!:

Its not fair

InesQor:

Yeah, TOPE, i know it works for male and female folk.

Hey Pweety4me howdee? 

Thread derailed. Yeepa!

_{And u still dey get mouth say hi. . . i replied u on d other thread o u gud}?

Secretz:

ah, but come on now aunty, for a girl to be smiling but looking like she's crying, she must seriously be 'unfortunate' looking.  

follypimpi:


She worwor so tey i can't even wave to say Hi,Omo walcot aint got nada on me the way my feet was zoomin so fast,i jst hoped on bus 436 without thinkin twice.She was smiling from afar u wld think she's crying.

follypimpi:


See your mouth.I saved one girls name on me fone as Jason,even Jason sef go bow for am.

~Sauron~:

Hahahaha.
Na Gabourey Sidibe you go meet?

TOPE2000!:

I cant blv u are joining in
very bad of u to say the girl is physically challenged

follypimpi:


See your mouth.I saved one girls name on me fone as Jason,even Jason sef go bow for am.