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Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by honeric01(m): 6:18pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
dayokanu: correct man. ![]() ![]() |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:19pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
davidylan: I don't think anyone hates Naija just the situation of little things that ought not to be 'luxury'. |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by skfa1: 6:20pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
Damn, I miss Naija sha ![]() ![]() |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by honeric01(m): 6:21pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
FL Gators: that's why you must mellow if you have money, don't try splashing water on your neighbors oo, if you do, once those boys come visiting, none of them go help u oo |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by tkb417(m): 6:22pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
i swear, the only thing that will make me run is when this religious and ethnic thing gets out of hand i can still cope wth the heat, bad roads, corrupt police and armed robbbers ( cant count how many times ive been waylaid and beaten blue black) Dayo, can i get a witness? ![]() |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by dayokanu(m): 6:24pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
criminal No lele. We know as we dey do am. Those who hate naija are in the majority. Not that they hate Naija but they just opted for a better life i swear, the only thing that will make me run is when this religious and ethnic thing gets out of hand na lie. No be Robbers dey pursue you, Na men and boys you snathed their wives and girlfriends dey chase you. ![]() ![]() |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Sauron1: 6:24pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
stillwater: Una nor get transformer? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:24pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
Naija is the place to be . . . at least there you have real friends not wasting your time on FB and Nairaland. ![]() |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by chic2pimp(m): 6:24pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
dayokanu:Shame no catch you abi? ![]() Rubbing those poor women up and down, Agbaya oshi ![]() ![]() |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by honeric01(m): 6:25pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
davidylan: For real? |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by TOPE20001(f): 6:26pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
tkb417: Really? ![]() My skin n body are too delicate for stuffs like that ![]() ![]() chic2pimp: As if u havent done it before. oniranu ![]() |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:27pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
~Sauron~: Even with the transformer, will they give you light? ![]() |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by tkb417(m): 6:28pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
TOPE2000!:Not once!! i dont know o. Maybe Dayo is right i think some people are planning to kill me ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by TOPE20001(f): 6:29pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
tkb417: Yea . . . . . prolly some ladies u have messed with. ![]() ![]() |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Sauron1: 6:30pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
stillwater: What other stuffs do you hate about Nigeria? |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:30pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
tkb417: That is what you get for acting like a 'big' boy. ![]() |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by tkb417(m): 6:30pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
stillwater:Our transformer b4 it was taken off used to act like a scud missile the thing blows up like twice a day rubbish and nonsense |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by dayokanu(m): 6:31pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
Shame no catch you abi? Na the women dey rub me to collect free "effects" from me. Another thing Refusing to pay conductors in Molue buses was also the thrill. Honeric those Iyana-Ipaja to oshodi Molue. The trick is stand in front, when they ask you for money tell them someone would pay at the back. By the time the Molue conductor gets to the back we are already at "Ikeja along" and he discovers nobody wan pay for me. By the time he comes back to ask me I pick a fight by the time the fight settle down we are already at ladipo/Bolade. If he wants to start a fight tell him "You sabi Sir-kay? Na my friend. In every area theres always a Sir-kay who is a bully. TIPS: Dont try this during peak traffic hours because you would still be at Iyana Ipaja when the conductor would throw you out. |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by chic2pimp(m): 6:32pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
davidylan:Hehehehe ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Are you by any means referring to the likes of. . . . . . ![]() ![]() TOPE2000!:Me Ke? ![]() ![]() ![]() Mba, o ti oo ![]() ![]() Whilst I haven't, friends of mine have. Some of em' have even gone as far tapping those poor women's backsides and grabbing their bobbies ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:32pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
all the people shouting NEPA, how many times did you skip paying your NEPA bills? ![]() Did you ever pay taxes? and you want water abi? Yeye people. Naija is a lot of fun . . . suya, kilisi, even NEPA's problems are the reason some of us can remember being told tales by moonlight while lying on the mat outside in the shade. |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by honeric01(m): 6:33pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
tkb417: hold the supplier accountable, the transformer must have be made in aba ![]() |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by TOPE20001(f): 6:33pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
dayokanu: ROLFMAO ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Sauron1: 6:33pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
tkb417: Our own neighbourhood transformer is the worst i have seen. It has no cover and my neighbours used to carry a long bamboo stick to hit it when there's low voltage. The shyte blows like 5 times a week and those corrupt NEPA officials would ask everyone to contribute to bring a new one. I also hate land phones in Lagos. FFS, you cannot dial and get a connection to the next door neighbour. The line jams and you can hear hundreds of strange voices of other people trying to connect. I enjoyed the disses though. ![]() |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:34pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
~Sauron~: Everything that has been cited on this thread. ![]() But it's a good place to grow up. Wont trade my childhood for anything. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() tkb417: Roflmao!!!! ![]() |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:34pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
dayokanu: Those buses can be funny. . . . . . Na only naija you can buy holyspirit water and God's grace for #20 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by tkb417(m): 6:34pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
dayokanu: ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by jumobi1(m): 6:35pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
Cos there was better life and reward for effort outside Nigeria. Plus my parents could afford it with their hard work. |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:36pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
~Sauron~: u're lucky your own even responds to bamboo sticks. Ours got blown a few days to WC 94, after mobilising a group to the NEPA office they replaced it with immediate alacrity. Well after the WC it was taken back and we had to endure 4 months of black out. ~Sauron~: Which part of naija were u living? Our land phones worked just fine. you only needed to call NITEL every once a month. |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by dayokanu(m): 6:36pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
Really? Fights and getting beat up are normal runs for lagos boys Quick secret: me and tkb were in rival gangs growing up but in 2005/2006 when we grew old we closed ranks. Whilst I haven't, friends of mine have. Some of em' have even gone as far tapping those poor women's backsides and grabbing their bobbies In those postures, you would be praying for the Molue to enter gallop and your reaction would be exagerrated. I know someone who grabbed a girls boobs trying to get his balance after Molue enter gallop. See curses that day. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Sauron1: 6:36pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
stillwater: Even with those blood-hungry mosquitoes? Have you been bitten by Ikeja mosquitoes before? They are like butter-flies. davidylan: It responds to bamboo sticks but it's risky as well too.
Ikeja. . . . . .The load was just too much for the exchange to bear. Calling anyone on landfone and connecting was a miracle. . . |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by TOPE20001(f): 6:37pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
davidylan: rofl . . . .david we are not 10yrs old anymore, not having electricity is not amusing and fun anymore jor ![]() Me Ke? Tsssssk . SMH ![]() |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:37pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
davidylan: Gerraway, I can proudly say we paid ours, we are not like that ![]() ![]() |
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