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The Parrot And The Lady by Labans(m): 2:52pm On Mar 03, 2007 |
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a Parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to Her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly angry now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, You are really ugly." The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said That she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised he would make sure The parrot didn't say it again. When the lady walked past the store that day after work the Parrot called to her, "Hey lady." She paused and said,"Yes?" The bird said, "You know." |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by cuteass1(f): 4:46pm On Mar 03, 2007 |
poor lady |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by FactorChic(f): 1:46am On Mar 07, 2007 |
lmao ;d |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by Oluwatosin678(m): 1:20am On Feb 18, 2011 |
This is really not just ok. |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by Tunexsy(m): 1:40am On Feb 18, 2011 |
The parrot can not just resist telling her the truth!!! |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by lysaa(f): 2:35am On Feb 18, 2011 |
Hey lady, what a drop off line. Lol. |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by Pogistega(m): 6:25am On Feb 18, 2011 |
Not bad |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by Nelson6(m): 10:37am On Feb 18, 2011 |
ahahahhahah wat a bad way to start a day |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by ARareGem(f): 8:47pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
This is rib-cracking |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by yinkalink(f): 5:17am On Feb 19, 2011 |
well poster, you konw |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by bashydemy(m): 1:45pm On Feb 19, 2011 |
LWKMDFH |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by dani1luv: 1:51pm On Feb 19, 2011 |
LOL , dem supp'se castrate dat parrot |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by bashydemy(m): 2:31pm On Feb 19, 2011 |
Abi jare the parrot tpp stubborn |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by Nelson6(m): 11:37am On Feb 21, 2011 |
@bashy u know |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by bashydemy(m): 11:53am On Feb 21, 2011 |
ask the woman |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by lysaa(f): 11:57am On Feb 21, 2011 |
Nelson**: Finish it. .u dey fear? |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by bashydemy(m): 12:07pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
help am finish am now |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by lysaa(f): 1:06pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
Dunno wat he has in mind but i bet its a disapproval. |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by bashydemy(m): 3:08pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
then you should have hold your breath then |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by lysaa(f): 3:15pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
Sorry i just cant wait. . I love disapprovals LOL |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by Nelson6(m): 4:10pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
@bashy i just wanna remind u, you know?? |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by lysaa(f): 4:12pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
*coughs* LOL Say Im ugly? my 1st thot |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by eldav(m): 4:19pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
Hehe Lysaa i guess u hear dat a lot. |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by lysaa(f): 4:23pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
Somehow i get to figure it out. .When i stand next to another person, they tend to be ugly. . I'm too fine. *whose glasses are these* |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by eldav(m): 4:41pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
LOL,with dat ur belly nd tires around ur waist? well,if u dnt comfort urself,who will? |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by lysaa(f): 4:48pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
U want to act like u've seen my body. .abegy drop the formings Seeing my body is classified. .u nor join biko! |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by eldav(m): 4:54pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
darn! lysaa,4get it.u r one of those girls with big b.reast nd flat ass.notin 2 interest me dere cos im nt a breast man |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by lysaa(f): 4:58pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
U are hallucinating! If u want to know me better ask somebody. Now lemme pass. |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by eldav(m): 5:01pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
stop feelin bad abt urself.I lyk u just d way u r.LOL |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by lysaa(f): 5:12pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
There u go drifting! I'm too fine, too confident and eloquent enough to make shyte look refined LOL So how can i have Identity crisis? Guy free me jor |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by eldav(m): 5:23pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
lol,hmm feisty,good. bt please,cut down on d alcohol. |
Re: The Parrot And The Lady by lysaa(f): 5:25pm On Feb 21, 2011 |
care for rubbis? cheers! |
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