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Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by akara(m): 4:36pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
See how interested in this thread we are, think its got the highest responses and read, So how many have actually put in applications. there should be a head count of witches and non witches in this forum, seun over to you! |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by BlackMamba(m): 5:06pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
Why don't you save the trip to China and come see me at Okija Shrine. |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Nobody: 5:41pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
why is this on the religious thread. Winching na religion? I have been laughing so much. This is hilarious. |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by debosky(m): 5:44pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
winch na religion oh, go ask the people who worship at the shrines |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Coleslove: 5:51pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
@Jalal I guess he's scared of plane crashes and want to export and import contraband stuffs. Oh Gad damn!!! I wish ma Great Great Grand Ma was alive, She would have done it for you for free. But i can give u her grave number, u know may b a lil nite visit. she might help. Why not try a Wizard? |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Nobody: 5:54pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
Coleslove: ROFL. Bikonu,I'm at work,I don't want to be fired for laughing on duty. This is the only trade I know. Winching cannot pay ma bills even if I attempt to audition. |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Coleslove: 5:56pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
Try Ota, Ogun State. Hope they're still there |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Quitestorm(m): 5:59pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
I'm more a lurker,less a poster.But I'm curious, is the thread starter serious? A bruva wants to know. |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by jgirl3: 7:46pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
Actually winch is a religion oh! It's called Wicca or something like that. We have quite a few in U.S. too. |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by mado(f): 8:47pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
Una who think say the topic na yeye talk, why you not disclose say you sabi go china like must nija witches prophecises. Could it be say true true there are no witches? The greatest lessons here is that we African do get scared of even our shadows and as a result, the whiteman is moving on while we are blaming "W I T C H E S OR OTHERS FOR OUR DOWNFALLS". TAKE MY ADVICE, THERE ARE NO WITCHES and they do NOT EXIT. |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by debosky(m): 8:48pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
mado:I will only accept if you agree to take mine too Take my advice - learn how to spell |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by bunmii(f): 8:50pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
u want to be a witch do u really believe witches cn travel overseas overnite |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by mado(f): 8:56pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
@debosky thank you mr.english teacher. |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by debosky(m): 8:58pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
just teasing mado, no hard feelings? I hope you don't believe that oh, even for obodo oyibo winches exist plenty plenty |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by ogechi84(f): 9:04pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
witches still exist in yorubaland,debo is one of them |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by jgirl3: 9:22pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
Lmao @ Ogechi. It's not only yorubaland abeg. But if you don't believe in witches, let's even find this tornado guy. Have you noticed that he's been scarce since this topic was created? Maybe they've gone to Mouth no fit kill person. |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by sisimose(f): 9:24pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
j-girl: lmao |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Nobody: 9:59pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
j-girl:Did you say "we" as in "You". HOLY GHOST FIRE!!! Winches power powerless power!! |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by mukina2: 10:41pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
hey Razorr hope you remember our deal o some witches have contacted me babyosisi wetin u dey do for here |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Nobody: 1:40am On Mar 14, 2007 |
what mukina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. are yu guys about to start your operation? let me warn you,my blood is bitter O |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by jgirl3: 3:18am On Mar 14, 2007 |
babyosisi, no oh! We as in US residents. Me ke? |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by RiffRaff: 8:59am On Mar 14, 2007 |
i have been flying around since 1765. I'm glad we wizards are now gaining ground. If any of u wants to fly, send some money into my offshore account i will contact u for Ur initiation. any one interested? |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Pain(m): 9:02am On Mar 14, 2007 |
WWW Worldwide Web Of Witches. |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by goldenray(m): 9:57am On Mar 14, 2007 |
While you guys are here drolling, Tornados or wateva just arrived with his first set og goods from China! Guess what they are |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Tornadoz(m): 11:07am On Mar 14, 2007 |
If you are the witch who tried to contact me yesterday please be more specific. At the market yesterday when i walked passed a parrot, am sure the parrot said something like "Nairaland". Maybe its me who was paranoid, but i thought i heard the parrot say "Nairaland". If you are the one, (you know yourself) please how do i know you? Be more specific next time. What do you say to a "parrot" witch? Please the witches here let me know how you greet each other. Thanks. |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Whynot1: 12:37pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
@Tornadoz You better go to the nearest psychiatric hospital in your area, the staff are all witches and wizards. They are very qualified to educate you about witchery. So stop wasting your time on the net. Go there and find all what you are searching for. |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by goldenray(m): 1:25pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
Told u guys he was back. Ask him what he brought back, |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by mukina2: 3:02pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
babyosisi: bitter blood is what is needed pass ur application to me |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by kellorah: 7:11pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
r u for real? |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Seun(m): 7:39pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
To fly to China, you need a witch that has a very fast broom. Something like the Nimbus 2000! |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by kellorah: 8:00pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
make sure it's not rotten, else u might find ur self in deep shit |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by mukina2: 9:00pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
ermm kellorah you interested? |
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