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Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by kellorah: 9:04pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
i don't want to freeze to death |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by mukina2: 9:13pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
hahahaha winches do not freeze to death |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by debosky(m): 9:30pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
they have thick hairy skin @ kello what did you do to seun that he changed your name? |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by kellorah: 9:30pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
but they fly, up in the air, @ night |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by kellorah: 9:31pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
lol, i served him fish for dinner |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by mukina2: 9:35pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
kellofish when i saw it i was wondering who this was . . debo you up for winch hunt to china? |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by jgirl3: 9:35pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
Muki, who's paying you to be the ambassador of witches? abi is there something you're not telling me? @ tornado, well done oh. There is something called schizophrenia - i think you should check it out. |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by debosky(m): 9:37pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
you're in charge muki, i'm just assisting you and razorr |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by kellorah: 9:39pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
i knw i want to go to china, but i'm not that desperate mukina, go, come, then gist us |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by mukina2: 9:43pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
J Girl i am just a show promoter now Debo big man like ambramo[b]witch[/b] na form this venture he get cash from . Kello i am not flyin .i am just findin potentila winches |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by jgirl3: 9:46pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
Lol! Muki, they will initiate you soon. Continue your promotion and wait till you yourself start getting free transport to china. |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by mukina2: 9:49pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
me . .nah . . i wont even be at the broomport when they are taking off |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by debosky(m): 10:08pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
yes you will, you're the winch manager |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by mukina2: 10:14pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
well razorr will be on the ground not me . i'll be collecting the cash i'll far way from the take off |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by vinna(f): 8:16am On Mar 15, 2007 |
Wat in witches name is going on in here? Oh! Did i just say 'witches'? |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by star01(m): 8:20am On Mar 15, 2007 |
de witch obviously gonna ve stop in RED SEA |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Angelheart: 1:20pm On Mar 15, 2007 |
Ehh!!! Is this for real? You know, I have heard of stories where people go around the world on a loaf of bread or a saucer even. This is sheer darkness. |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by kike001(f): 1:38pm On Mar 15, 2007 |
i doubt it darling only if u could like build somethin up with science |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Brymore(m): 1:47pm On Mar 15, 2007 |
I heard over the banana peel radio that some of those that went on a broom trip to China last weekend was left behind in Shanghai. The resulting consequences; severe brain damage leading to memory loss, split persona, and multiple contusion. |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Bulga(m): 1:52pm On Mar 15, 2007 |
@Angelheart It's in no way real. It's all about African superstition or a mental disorder called Schizophrenia. |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by lizzy47(f): 1:55pm On Mar 15, 2007 |
the guy searching for a witch, why don't u become a witch or wizard urself |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by simmy(m): 3:52pm On Mar 15, 2007 |
man, this must be the funniest thread on nairaland yet!! the weirdest thing is i cant make up my m ind if the dude who started this thread is serious or not! if ure serious tho dude, i think uve hit on a concept (along with razor and muki, or something) that'll make u and i rich, note the words u and i im from ijebu and enuff winches dey my villa, i sabi winches boku!, so if ure serious send me ur business plan and i'll hire u a witch, email me on simmy@rentawinch.com or mail an executive summary to the CEO, RENTAWINCH plc. EBIPEJO LANE IDUMOTA LAGOS |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by simmy(m): 3:57pm On Mar 15, 2007 |
man, this must be the funniest thread on nairaland yet!! the weirdest thing is i can't make up my m ind if the dude who started this thread is serious or not! if ure serious tho dude, i think uve hit on a concept (along with razor and muki, or something) that'll make u and i rich, note the words u and i im from ijebu and enough winches dey my villa, i sabi winches boku!, so if ure serious send me your business plan and i'll hire u a witch, email me on simmy@rentawinch.com or mail an executive summary to the CEO, RENTAWINCH plc. EBIPEJO LANE IDUMOTA LAGOS Due to harsh economic realities; winches are quite expensive. to rentawinch 4 30mins u'll need about a million naira and for special duties like flying which is dangerous to their health, u'll need about 5million/hour. As the agent i collect 10% of all the monies that exchange hands. thanks for ur anticipated patronage |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by texazzpete(m): 10:49pm On Mar 15, 2007 |
well, I do know of two wizards, one's a boy callled potter or something like that. d other one must not be named! all d benin witches r at the quidditch world cup, |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by gbadex1(m): 11:36pm On Mar 15, 2007 |
Word out is that Potter gave the minister o' magic the middle finger. Someone needs to get 'em sonsa bitches to provide more Nimbus 2000s for transportation. |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Angelheart: 9:52am On Mar 16, 2007 |
@ Bulga I honestly think that such happen. I went to some church one day and several ladies started confessing that they were once witches. It sent shivers down my spine and believed them. Its part of the satanism religion. |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by trendy(f): 10:47am On Mar 16, 2007 |
Hoe i dont die of laughter with the outrageous posts on Nl fly to china as a witch |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by Bulga(m): 12:00pm On Mar 16, 2007 |
@ Angelheart Are you talking about churches? Didn't you know that they have become business venture? Most churches are not playing the role they should play in our society but making money out of our poor and innocent people. And sometimes they secretly and carefully organise dramas to entice people. I am very sure that the dramas (the so called confessions) you witnessed were carefully stage-managed by the inner circle of the church. Shine your eyes, darling . For me as I can read and pray to God I would not let pastors who make money out of their people take advantage of me. |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by mukina2: 12:05pm On Mar 16, 2007 |
simmy: hey oya simmy slow ur role mind yaself o you chop winch @potentla winches apply fast |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by simmy(m): 12:59pm On Mar 16, 2007 |
muki opportunities like this must be seized with both hands o, thats how millionaires are made, i wanna be the next Bill Gates, a winch contest !!!!! perfect idea!!! especially considering the fact that im the no.1 agent for 9ja winches |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by mukina2: 1:10pm On Mar 16, 2007 |
you can participate but we wont share |
Re: How To Fly To China As A Witch? by stellose(f): 1:52am On Mar 17, 2007 |
my guy tonadoz have you asked all the old men and women in your compound? sure one of them will have the wesite as benin,s are professionals |
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