Na food from one restaurant like that

A tecno phone

EnglishPolice:
Used my hard earned money to cajole (buy) a lady into loving me. Now she has left me with a high bp.


Always regret knowing her

sorry about dat, but wit tym u will get ova her ohk

folakemigeh:
I bought a bra, infact it was a push up bra and i realised the day I wore it, all eyes were staring at my boobs, i became so uncomfortable with unpleasant comments by both married men and single guys, that day i couldn't breathe.... Ikeja city mall 2015

Where ve u been?

Durex condom. Waste of money when i could get cheaper brands

planetx13:
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You can keep track of your health by yourself

Price - N 12, 000

Pay on delivery and free delivery. Please note that this only applies to people living in lagos state. For those living outside lagos, it's pay b4 delivery and you incur the cost of logistics

Please feel free to ask me any questions as I expect your orders
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Does it show time, and does it work with an app?

xynerise:

So you don't know your size?

I wonder if she would know her pant size.

planetx13:
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You can keep track of your health by yourself

Price - N 12, 000

Pay on delivery and free delivery. Please note that this only applies to people living in lagos state. For those living outside lagos, it's pay b4 delivery and you incur the cost of logistics

Please feel free to ask me any questions as I expect your orders
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Just bought exactly this same watch for a friend online.

mcocolok:
This mumu horse design

ha ha, e fine now

Locked iPhone 7

Bought education but later realised that business is better

franciskaine:
I av one shoe I bought for same 5k, spent 2k to change d sole to something flat, yet regretting I did.

lol

akeentech:
I bought a book for a particular course for 10k in uni only to be told the course had been cancelled. I had to sell it to Akara woman, very painful then.

too bad

nairaman66:
I bought the idea that APC through buhari would be a hard worker, drive Nigerian economy to heights, accept criticism, create good and meaningful jobs for the teeming population, bridge the gap between the rich and poor, unite the religious bigotry between Christians and Muslims, defend the territorial integrity of Nigeria.

All these I regret as buhari has finally succeeded in grinding Nigeria to a halt!

Please I have a phone for sale. It has an ATM slot which can dispense cash, can fly to you from your bedroom to your living room when it rings so you can pick the call without having to bother walking to get it yourself, uses a latest technology called Caller Environment Video Relay System (CEnVR) which makes you automatically see the environment of your caller wherever they are calling from, has Remote Internet Culinary Provision Technology that allows you to select any type of food on the internet and with a touch of a button, the food is on your table within minutes and most importantly, uses an advanced hi-tech virtual service that lets you select any female celebrity of your choice who will appear in your living room in 4D and dance naked for you. This Smart phone only goes for N500k but because you are my fellow Nairalander, I will let it fly for just N450k.

PM me for my account details.

I bought Jamb form....I regret, if I knw say I go fail jamb DAT year, I for no buy m

Horlartunes:
My apple MacBook pro 2017 I no even Sabi use am money I suppose have used to buy motor for papa in the village ehn

big man big trouble

FrankGathers1:
Got a Mocs when it was still in vogue, needed the shoe so badly that I had to go for smaller size, I wear size 42 but because of how badly I needed it then, I opted for size 38 that was available, I hated myself days later when I couldn't wear it for long cause it was already causing abscess on my toes. Had to give a shoe maker to do some modification and that's how it got spoilt.... My 5K went down the drain and since then I refused buying any shoes that exceed 2K

Now this is super hilarious

The very day I bought a brand new phone in computer village on my way out of village it got snatched and I was left to go home with the charger .... my brother's and sisters this happened 4yrs back but the anger is as fresh like yesterday.

busky101:
My ex gf

wetin she do....tell me

DonPiiko:
Phone for a chic

gv it shall b gvn unto u ohk

My earpiece,wasted money

Infinix note 4 pro

peacettw:


Just bought exactly this same watch for a friend online.

For how much? I'm interested in getting one for myself.

Condom �

Jarus:
Tokunboh Range Rover bought in 2014. My worst purchase ever!

Persistent gear problem that defied all solutions. Later began overheating that also affected the engine.

Replaced gear 2 times. Mechanics duped me.

I'm a salaried person. The car showed me pepper until I sold it after 1 year.

So sad. sorry about it. By the way, You're a salaried person ? Or you were? Aren't u the great Jarus– Human Resource Consultant Extraordinaire?

skales67:


Please I have a phone for sale. It has an ATM slot which can dispense cash, can fly to you from your bedroom to your living room when it rings so you can pick the call without having to bother walking to get it yourself, uses a latest technology called Caller Environment Video Relay System (CEnVR) which makes you automatically see the environment of your caller wherever they are calling from, has Remote Internet Culinary Provision Technology that allows you to select any type of food on the internet and with a touch of a button, the food is on your table within minutes and most importantly, uses an advanced hi-tech virtual service that lets you select any celebrity of your choice who will appear in your living room in 4D and dance naked for you. This Smart phone only goes for N500k but because you are my fellow Nairalander, I will let it fly for just N450k.

PM me for my account details.

I am beginning to think that you just came out of Yaba! I hope not oO because it is not a good time to run mad!!

Naija used Audi A6 2009 model. That car gave me plenty electrical issues. Spare part scarce like say na eyes, good mechanic scarce for Abj. Mehn, that car almost sent me back to the village.

Affordable office shoes. https://www.nairaland.com/4405075/new-designs

i remember sumtime ago, when i pay 4 some pussy.i tok it home,only 2 find out it smell like sawarma..it was like battle 4 survival...i regretted my life ;Di remember sumtime ago, when i pay 4 some pussy.i tok it home,only 2 find out it smell like sawarma..it was like battle 4 survival...i regretted my life

I was coming back from lectures that year, went to the market to get food stuffs, but just at the enterance of the market, I saw sweet red kicks, I was having 10k and ended u buying the the shoe for 8k I had to use the remaining 2k to buy only garri and rice, I went back home, wore it twice to lectures and dislike it for no reason, I had plenty shoes already, I hear wee with hunger that semester because fear no let me tell mumcy or Popcy say money don finish

I regret a land I bought fr 4M which is inside bush and I can't resell after 2years

emilyone:

For how much? I'm interested in getting one for myself.

Can't say the price cos I don't want to spoil anyone's business. Go to aliexpress. They are currently on sales as we speak.