• A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
• I bought my wife a new car.
She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I said, "Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."
• The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
• I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
• Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that
• Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
• Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
• A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
• A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?"asked the friend.
The woman replied, "A billionaire.
• The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.
• A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
• The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
• I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Not a bad joke for real. Have seen it before and it still made me laugh.
Cheers