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Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by Newest: 8:14pm On Jun 22, 2010
Rapist beware!!!!!!!!!!, for the kingdom of condom teeth is here grin grin grin grin
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by dobodobo(m): 5:32am On Jun 23, 2010
will the teeth cut of penis, what would happened if your girlfriend mistakenly forgot it and you penetrate too my mistake and even some girls will uses it to punish guy and love peddlers will start using this most,
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by Nobody: 5:39am On Jun 23, 2010
dobodobo:

will the teeth cut of manliness, what would happened if your girlfriend mistakenly forgot it and you penetrate too my mistake and even some girls will uses it to punish guy and love peddlers will start using this most,
oh really? Or do you just want us to divulge the secret to you?

Well,then ti ti e ti dabaru ni yen.
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by Ranoscky(m): 6:21am On Jun 23, 2010
^^^If u know what the condom is all about u xplain it him na?. .his only asking a question and u'r insulting him.
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by akwaowoudo(m): 8:07am On Jun 23, 2010
Hi! My fellow Akwa Ibomite. I'm not against you but are you a virgin?
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by akwaowoudo(m): 8:17am On Jun 23, 2010
skyndyp:

Can a virgin use it? Won't it disvirgin her?
Akwa Ibom, i can't say if okay! But are you a virgin?
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by dozai: 9:13am On Jun 23, 2010
Please does it bite??
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by Basildon1(m): 9:22am On Jun 23, 2010
Some gal is bound to use this as a set-up, definitely
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by wazobiang: 9:57am On Jun 23, 2010
i doubt if girls will wear that stuff. girls are rebellious in their own way. it will feel like being grounded to them i am sure.
where u say a girl should not go, in the evening, she's just coming back from there. for women, thats another matter.
and who know's when are girl will be raped meaning they have to put it on always.
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by Ranoscky(m): 10:48am On Jun 23, 2010
@basildon1

some gurls wey go use'am as set up, shey na for dia boyfriend? undecided or if b'cos of rapist, then does she knows that she'll be despoiled?  undecided. . .Omo mehn, dat condom of a thing sef  don tire me. i don try make i figure out the real reason of the invention to that rubbish but i can't. even some gurls in naija no dey like guys to sex dem with condom, talkless of this rubbish. shey dem (gurls) go wear'am dey waka up and down abi on what INCIDENT are they to put it on?  undecided  RUBBISH! just waste of material invention!
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by dobodobo(m): 12:15pm On Jun 23, 2010
I will never Bleep any lady again, everyone will begins fucking themselves
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by whiteroses(f): 2:46pm On Jun 23, 2010
this one no go work for our boys jare, in fact the teeth will serve as a smooth lubricant, they should make a naija version and replace the teeth with yerepe, walahi won afi ma ho igi ni.



BTW this mad woman want start trouble, if person jump you and your toto they bite they will beat you
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by Adolak(m): 6:05pm On Jun 23, 2010
The doncom go still dey costly for nigeria girls to buy. So hurry up you despoilers. Good luck. Maybe your last chance
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by Rmc1(m): 6:53pm On Jun 23, 2010
wonderfull invention, lol but ladies pls dont wear the condom inside out ohh or forget to remove it b4 sex with your man grin ouch
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by Myself2(m): 10:00pm On Jun 23, 2010
O boy no be small tin o
Let dem send shipments of this shiit to 9ja,to our campuses and let all corpers have them so that all those useless urchins that r.a.pe and murder female corpers will meet their waterloo
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by Myself2(m): 10:05pm On Jun 23, 2010
Warning

All you champions of cunninglingus,your tongues are in trouble  cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by Ranoscky(m): 9:34am On Jun 24, 2010
Story-story. . .story! once upon a time. . .time-time! the title of my story is. . .THAT CONDOM NA NON-SENCE!!!

Daz the end of ma story! ***class dismiss***
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by Kx: 9:49am On Jun 24, 2010
And they call it invention? shocked shocked shocked

Does a rapiisst give u time to condomise?
With all the beating and slapping,will they ever remember that they are carrying condoms?
With a gun pointed at u, u piss and shi-t on the spot,is that the time to remember condom?
What about bre--ast condom?

This south africans have always proven with the way they think
that they are neither oyibo nor black people.
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by Akwasi(m): 9:54am On Jun 24, 2010
Seriously this is one of the most important inventions I have seen. I think there will be some updates though before it comes out. Other upgrades like how to hide it properly to avoid detection by the rapist and they might also make the teeth so sharp that the rapist will concentrate all his attention on the pain once he is "caught".

Ladies, I think this thing is for you. You should not walk in fright anymore. If the guy thinks your "NO" means "try harder", then maybe using the condom on him will serve the best notice grin. But once he is caught, make sure you immediately take to your heels. That will give him no chance to recover and hurt you.

I seriously think that if your wife or girl uses this thing on you, then its simple, "she doesn't deserve you." On the other hand, if you go out cheating and its used to catch you like a mouse trap, then make sure you have enough money to handle any demand the lady will have. Such a disgrace!

I am for the invention
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by Ranoscky(m): 10:20am On Jun 24, 2010
^^^shey d gurl go wear the condom dey wait for the rapist? undecided or the gurl go tell the rapist to hold on make she wear her condom? which 1 u dey mean?
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by Akwasi(m): 10:25am On Jun 24, 2010
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Under the circumstance, whenever you are going out or feel insecured in your house, you have to wear the condom. Believe me, that is more comfortable than getting raped.
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by Ranoscky(m): 10:44am On Jun 24, 2010
^^^for how long are they gonna keep wearing the so damn rubbish? undecided
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by Akwasi(m): 11:01am On Jun 24, 2010
@Ranoscky
How long do you live with the experience of a ra.pe in your head? As I said, it is much comfortable than being ra.ped.

Remember it also protect you from STDs.

Ladies, the fear of being killed has led most people to live with bodyguards all their lives. The fear of failure have kept most people from doing anything at all all their lives. Use the condoms all your lives for the fear of being ra.ped.

As someone said, all ra.pists are apes. If any guy here have ever ra.ped a woman before, that guy should know he is not human. You have no right, even if she said 'NO' faintly.
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by Ranoscky(m): 11:11am On Jun 24, 2010
^^^Guy mind u, i'm not in support of rapping both u talk as if u don't know what naija is all about.

for a gurl to tell a despoiler make em (despoiler) wait make she wear her condom just be like person wey thief come em house, em come tell the thief to wait make em go bring GUN. but on the other hand, if a despoiler does not know about the condom stuff and a gurl ask the despoiler to xcercise patient, for her to put on her condom is like telling the despoiler to wait for some1 to come and catch him. when he knows he has no time to waste, and that he wanna hurry up sharp-sharp and take off and u tell him to wait for u to put on your condom?  undecided if u say it's good to put it on when going out or at home if not safe then that means the gurl will wear it on for the rest of her life. (wearing a condom til u get old does that make any sence? undecided) i still dey talk am say the person wey invent dat rubbish never talk the main reason for inventing that rubbish and that rubbish is just a waste of rubbish. in conclusive, That thing is rubbish!!!  sad   thaz ma opinion, thanx!
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by skyndyp(f): 11:14am On Jun 24, 2010
@Akwaowo do u want to find out? Seeing, (or is it doing?) is believing grin grin grin
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by Newest: 11:18am On Jun 24, 2010
dobodobo:

I will never bleep any lady again, everyone will begins bleeping themselves

Nope all u have to do is test it with a rubber, of course na once the teeth go bit, if the teeth has been removed i can now insert my sim-card, shey e make sense? grin grin grin grin
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by Ranoscky(m): 11:30am On Jun 24, 2010
@Akwasi

If u ask me, i'll say u and i don't know why dat rubbish was invented. na GOD dey save somebody and not that rubbish wey u say gurls need to put on for the rest of their life just for them not to get raped. no gurl dey pray to fall a victim of rape and i also pray no rapist will go unpunish.
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by Akwasi(m): 11:46am On Jun 24, 2010
Ranoscky:

@Akwasi

If u ask me, i'll say u and i don't know why dat rubbish was invented. na GOD dey save somebody and not that rubbish wey u say gurls need to put on for the rest of their life just for them not to get despoiled. no gurl dey pray to fall a victim of despoil and i also pray no despoiler will go unpunish.

@Ranoscky ,
Don't get me wrong. The inventor of the thing gave the reason. Believe me, the most important thing is invention. All the other fine tuning will come up.

There are going to be improvements on the invention and who knows who the condom is gonna protect the next time. It might be your wife or mine. Lets just give these things the chance. Big ups to you
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by Ranoscky(m): 12:14pm On Jun 24, 2010
^^^best wishes to all the gurls. big ups too u too!
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by kodewrita(m): 12:28pm On Jun 25, 2010
I guess I'll be the one to invent Kevlar armored condoms for rapists. That way you can express your repressed sexual fantasies without a south african doctor spoiling the fun. Money money money.
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by Nobody: 4:03pm On Jun 25, 2010
Ranoscky:

^^^for how long are they gonna keep wearing the so damn rubbish? undecided
good question ? grin
Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by akwaowoudo(m): 11:00pm On Jun 25, 2010
skyndyp:

@Akwaowo do u want to find out? Seeing, (or is it doing?) is believing grin grin grin
Yes! As your choice lies; certainly my command.

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