Three pastors were discussing, one said his problem is stealing, he can not stop stealing from the church's money and if his church members find out, it would be disastrous. The second pastor said his own problem is adultery, he had slept with almost every woman in the church both married and unmarried. His church members must not find out. The third pastor said his problem is that he can not do without gossiping, and everybody must know what he just found out. He then excused himself and immediately the other two pastors fainted.

To surprise her husband an executive's wife decided to stop by his office. On entering the office,she saw the secretary on her husband's laps. In order to defend himself the husband said "budget cut or no budget cut management must do something. I and my secretarycannot be sharing this office with just a single seat."

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cant stop laughing . . . . .

budget cut or no budget cut nl jokes have to be funny, lol. just kidding, nice one.

luv d second 1 as 4 d 1st luk lik hav hear it b4

Mauricemoh:

Three pastors were discussing, one said his problem is stealing, he can not stop stealing from the church's money and if his church members find out, it would be disastrous. The second pastor said his own problem is adultery, he had slept with almost every woman in the church both married and unmarried. His church members must not find out. The third pastor said his problem is that he can not do without gossiping,  and everybody must know what he just found out.    He then excused himself and immediately the other two pastors fainted.  :    

To surprise her husband an executive's wife decided to stop by his office. On entering the office,she saw the secretary on her husband's laps. In order to defend himself the husband said "budget cut or no budget cut management must do something. I and my secretarycannot be sharing this office with just a single seat." 

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Poster, nice jokes. A humour a day keep you days away from high blood pressure.

Spyker:

Poster, nice jokes. A humour a day keep you days away from high blood pressure.

na true u talk!

@poster seen the 1st joke b4 but love the 2nd one though

keep 'em coming pls

In a Secondary at Ibadan, a teacher saw an SS3 student beating a JS2 student. The teacher invited both to the teachers' common room and asked why the senior student was beating the junior one and the following ensued:

Teacher: What did he do?

Student: He rude!

Teacher: Hen en!

Student: He rudes!

Teacher: Ha!

Student: He ruded!

Teacher: What!

Student: He ruder!

Teacher: J E S U S  C H R I S T!

Student: He rudest!

Teacher: Correct yourself.

Student: 'A lo ri mi fin.' (Meaning: He was rude to me).

Teacher: See him, common simple English, he cannot spoke!

dovefinger:

In a Secondary at Ibadan, a teacher saw an SS3 student beating a JS2 student. The teacher invited both to the teachers' common room and asked why the senior student was beating the junior one and the following ensued:

Teacher: What did he do?

Student: He rude!

Teacher: Hen en!

Student: He rudes!

Teacher: Ha!

Student: He ruded!

Teacher: What!

Student: He ruder!

Teacher: J E S U S  C H R I S T!

Student: He rudest!

Teacher: Correct yourself.

Student: 'A lo ri mi fin.' (Meaning: He was rude to me).

Teacher: See him, common simple English, he cannot spoke!

lmao @ d teacher n ss3 student joke. .

Nice 1