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Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 11:40am On Aug 02, 2010
wait oh,

is Black still asking for his blood back?

this time u ll drink it undiluted,walahi!!!
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by blacksta(m): 12:23pm On Aug 02, 2010
black rams a fistfull of bounced payment pads down c_honey mouth and she love its

lol
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 12:43pm On Aug 02, 2010
i never give bounced pads,so not 4 me,guy tongue
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 12:46pm On Aug 02, 2010
black,Dyt no far,either Efe,we go gv u drip of used blood all over

dont try me oh,

reserved ones till plenty oh
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 1:58pm On Aug 02, 2010
U dey use dem do pillow?
Cuz nothing poverty no dey cause
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 2:56pm On Aug 02, 2010
i dey use am wash ur cloth

one-eye bat! tongue
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by sledge406: 3:51pm On Aug 02, 2010
All dese product of leaking condom jst dey make noise anyhow.

Cyn & Co. make una take a dive on top rock.
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 3:58pm On Aug 02, 2010
sorry,i dont talk to dwarfs,

try d next thread

baby monkey tongue
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by Dyt(f): 4:17pm On Aug 02, 2010
babe dat bag still dey diia e b lyk say sledge don cm 4 e own
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by blacksta(m): 4:35pm On Aug 02, 2010
Dyt:

babe dat bag still dey diia e b lyk say sledge don cm 4 e own

give it up - dear
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 4:46pm On Aug 02, 2010
blackie i ll feed you to d dogs walahi!!!
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by blacksta(m): 4:49pm On Aug 02, 2010
cynthoney:

blackie i ll feed you to d dogs walahi!!!

I have been monitoring u over the last couple of days - and i can assure you going to get a big one soon

ok.   grin
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 4:54pm On Aug 02, 2010
cynthoney:

sorry,i dont talk to dwarfs,

try d next thread

baby monkey tongue

*tehehe* grin
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 4:57pm On Aug 02, 2010
blacksta:

I have monitoring u over the last couple of days - and i can assure you going to get a big one soon

ok. grin

big wat?

tell me oh,i hv seen enof big things to last me for a life time

if na d other big thing,im not interested oh wink
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by sledge406: 6:16pm On Aug 02, 2010
cynthoney:

sorry,i dont talk to dwarfs,

try d next thread

baby monkey tongue
Wat has an Aki and Pawpaw got to do wit a dwarf abi dem nor know where deir mate for height dey
U wen dey use ladder climb bed of 1 feet in height dey make noise make we for notice u. Zacchaeus!
Fowl pikin grin cheesy

Dyt:

babe dat bag still dey diia e b lyk say sledge don cm 4 e own
C dis victim of rape. U nor go find where sell ur bad market Na bad blood from period na im dey sweet u to play wit. Nor go play wit sand.
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by Dyt(f): 9:00pm On Aug 02, 2010
sledge s got a prob wit dem gals i think he s gay
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 10:12pm On Aug 02, 2010
Chai
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 10:50pm On Aug 02, 2010
Dyt:

sledge s got a prob wit dem gals i think he s gay

So Sledge na gay then??  shocked  shocked  shocked

**that explains the recent female-hate posts from him on nland**

**fetches a long, long rope made of decayed used pads - and ties up sledge and studio tightly together**

**also drapes a blood-stained bedsheet over both of them**

**locks them both in a blood-stained sewer - and throws away the key**

**laffs wickedly**
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by Dyt(f): 10:56pm On Aug 02, 2010
dyt knowin sledge cld prove lyk jack bauer den shows him d tricks of bond
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 7:25am On Aug 03, 2010
sledge406:

Wat has an Aki and Pawpaw got to do wit a dwarf abi dem nor know where deir mate for height dey
U wen dey use ladder climb bed of 1 feet in height dey make noise make we for notice u. Zacchaeus!
Fowl pikin grin cheesy

chai,sledge r u always dis dry or u cant yab?

i thot u cud do better dan this

talk to me wen u r taller

baby-bush!
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 1:24pm On Aug 03, 2010
^^ Lol!

I dey try determine which 1 worse pass. .

Sledge or Studio??

Sledge           vs      Studio??

^^                            ^^
Iron-bender   vs       Pepper-seller
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 3:46pm On Aug 03, 2010
I dont want to kw who is better

all i kw is that two of them ll die by my SWORD angry
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by blacksta(m): 3:59pm On Aug 03, 2010
C_baby - Come now - and stop fronting - You know i am the best
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 4:27pm On Aug 03, 2010
i ll hv to roast d best b4 beheading

do u still want to b d best?
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by blacksta(m): 4:36pm On Aug 03, 2010
If it is the kind of roasting and beheading i am thinking off then why not

r u coming ?
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by Ben13: 4:53pm On Aug 03, 2010
Please use the chat thread for chatting and offtopic posts.
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 5:26pm On Aug 03, 2010
blacksta:

If it is the kind of roasting and beheading i am thinking off then why not

r u coming ?

Good

Efe,get me the firewood

<Efe brings firewood,Dyt helps me set it and then sets it on fire.

Cynthoney ties Blackie up and places him on top of d fire.

He begins to roast. Wat a delicious sight!

Efe brings the knife and Gbam!!!

Blackies head is on the ground.

Congrats Blackie,u died for a just cause!!! grin>
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by blacksta(m): 5:35pm On Aug 03, 2010
<shakes head


see this yeye people - them no say na cloned blackie i give them

suffering from mad cow disease -

eat at your own peril>

Haahahhahahahahhahhhhhaaaa
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 9:09pm On Aug 03, 2010
@Cynthoney - u nor try at all angry

why you wan give me Blacksta's head?? - the guy dey too gentle

I wan either Studio's head or Sledge's head cool

infact na Sledge I desperately need want tongue

Oya Sledge! Stop hiding and come to Efe - I wan behead u 4 a berra cause!! c'mon!! grin grin
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by Kunbee: 11:05pm On Aug 03, 2010
I dont like it here, it stinks of menstral blood
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 7:37am On Aug 04, 2010
Yeah me too

Efe and cynth menstruates every 2hrs
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 6:34pm On Aug 04, 2010
Studio CFR:

Yeah me too

Efe and cynth menstruates every 2hrs


ROFLMAO!!

Good!! and don't come back to this thread - ever!!

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