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Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 12:22am On Aug 07, 2010
cynthoney:

@ Efe,my dear no be small tori

na one babe wey trip for wetin studio dey talk for mouth

d girl con think say na heaven e go be

but she was disappointed sad

d girl cant even compare d tin wit a dead leaf wink

not surprising seeing as im na nland's one and only ashi. . . tongue

besides, I see am yesterday as im cover face commot for sexual health clinic

I'm body dey riddled with STD lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 8:09am On Aug 07, 2010
Wetin una stop spreading wicked rumours about me- that place u see me dey come out from na church - and i go drop my tithe.

Make una try dey fear god and stop tarnishing my image- the international community dey watch.
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by blacksta(m): 8:16am On Aug 07, 2010
cynthoney:

c mumu oh,im talking abt scalding u blind and u r talking abt valuables

i ll c hw u ll use those valuables wen u r blind!

<makes to pour water on his face,blacksta rises and starts running around like a mad man with me on his heels giving him a hot chase>


Lol - them no tell u say my middle name na usain bolt - hot water ke - please no near me pounds sterling dey my pocket.
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 6:49am On Aug 09, 2010
sterling my foot!

u don even hold naira all your life?

i here evrything u hv ever bought in life

was bought with kobo!
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 10:18am On Aug 09, 2010
^^Firebrand!! wink

How was your weekend babes??

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 1:01pm On Aug 09, 2010
my weekend was great!!!

i wished it never ended.

hope urs was ok too

talk to u later extremely busy today

kisses kiss kiss kiss
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 3:42pm On Aug 09, 2010
And never come back or else. . .
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 5:01pm On Aug 09, 2010
U wan take body stop moving trailer?

stop me and see! tongue
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by sledge406: 10:38am On Aug 10, 2010
Cynthoney and "I wish my weekend never ended".
When you go change that ringtone So much for weekend hustle. Next stop for the weekend Tinapa wink

Bloody bats!!!
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by marcus1234: 10:39am On Aug 10, 2010
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 1:04pm On Aug 10, 2010
I cant stand dis people
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 2:00pm On Aug 10, 2010
Sledge stay on topic jor!

Do you want your blood back?? tongue
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by sledge406: 6:31am On Aug 11, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Sledge stay on topic jor!

Do you want your blood back?? tongue
Can't get enough of Sledge abi U go soon drink dat blood when u dey crave for. Wen ur period dey start Oops next 2 hours according to Studio who don observe u and Cynthoney finish.
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 9:25pm On Aug 11, 2010
sledge406:

Can't get enough of Sledge abi U go soon drink dat blood when u dey crave for. Wen your period dey start Oops next 2 hours according to Studio who don observe u and Cynthoney finish.

**smacks a couple of old, smelly used pads on Sledge's face**

Here, have that for starters then. . . tongue
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by blacksta(m): 9:28pm On Aug 11, 2010
yuk angry
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 9:31pm On Aug 11, 2010
^^ oh c'mon - stop pretending

like you've not been there before??

eh blacksta? tongue
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by blacksta(m): 9:31pm On Aug 11, 2010
i thought this thread was sealed off by the UN
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 9:37pm On Aug 11, 2010
Well, as long as you guys keep demanding to get your blood back. . .

Then I guess this thread will live on - abi? cool
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by sledge406: 12:53am On Aug 14, 2010
U nor dey sleep

Sango wife wen dey see her period continually. Bloody bat tongue
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 12:57am On Aug 14, 2010
^^ Bloody clown

Dracula wetin you dey do 4 dis hour now??
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 4:49pm On Aug 14, 2010
Na wa'o
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by Kunbee: 11:16pm On Aug 14, 2010
E dey pain u cos u no dey menstrate
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by sledge406: 11:29pm On Aug 14, 2010
Efemena_xy:

^^ Bloody clown

Dracula wetin you dey do 4 dis hour now??
U don dey clean chair for meeting 2nite Carry studio blood make u give kunbee so dat im go get some to drink after menstrating.
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 2:24am On Aug 15, 2010
^^is that your best shot??!!   shocked shocked shocked

c'mon man - you don dey dull. . .
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 8:19am On Aug 17, 2010
CHAI!!!

shebi na because i no dey na em make these small small boys wey i kw the time dem dey na.k.ed baff dey talk to my one and only Efe anyhow?!!!

wonders they say shall never end!!!

studio! sledge!! kunbee!!! blacksta!!!!

make una carry una two left left legs come here NOW!!! angry angry angry
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 8:26am On Aug 17, 2010
Studio & Sledge na 1 and the same

u nor see as their names rhyme?

**nland's only Adam & Steve!** lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 10:44am On Aug 17, 2010
;d ;d ;d
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by blacksta(m): 11:06am On Aug 17, 2010
Did u call me loff if it is for pads I have cancelled the debt
wink
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by cynthoney(f): 11:24am On Aug 17, 2010
go call d rest and come here angry angry angry
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by EfemenaXY: 11:25am On Aug 17, 2010
blacksta:

Did u call me loff if it is for pads I have cancelled the debt
wink


oh, that's good then. . .
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by blacksta(m): 11:26am On Aug 17, 2010
Choney my loff  missed u so much  kiss kiss

My sweet potato  - abi how dbanj sing am again
Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by StudioCFR(m): 1:40pm On Aug 17, 2010
Cynthoney why u dey shout my name like dat? Are u on heat again?



@Efe, u are on your own.

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