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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 10:44pm On Sep 01, 2010
^ heeyii! shocked shocked Is blacksta is a kidnappin peoples?? shocked
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:46pm On Sep 01, 2010
Ja!! grin grin

Me's telling you - watched your back wella cool
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 10:49pm On Sep 01, 2010
^Thankin u my sista. . u is very nice good person, i will not nearin him again
errr but hu tellin u abwrrit? He kidnappin u b4? shocked
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:51pm On Sep 01, 2010
nearly - verys nearly

but tis longest times ago now! grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 10:53pm On Sep 01, 2010
Really?? But he might changin now oo 2 a berra purzon. u dnt thinkin??
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:01pm On Sep 01, 2010
maybes gal grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 11:09pm On Sep 01, 2010
hmmm. . nwayz if him ryk let him changes. if him doesnt ryk. . let him doesnt changes grin grin
the bottom linin is he cnt tryin it wiv me angry. . i go just cut off hin lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:14pm On Sep 01, 2010
Okay - I's believed yous grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 11:16pm On Sep 01, 2010
Ehen now u av came cheesy smiley
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 11:55am On Sep 02, 2010
i beta walk out of this thread now at this moment cos i cant speak a nice english again too embarrassing,you guys have corrupted my vocabularies. cry cry cry cry cry cry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Eneyufuo: 1:46pm On Sep 02, 2010
Dis is more dan adesuwa in kokomansion
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tope3x(m): 9:35am On Sep 03, 2010
this english is a making me lafin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by kolaoloye(m): 4:28pm On Sep 03, 2010
El Guapo:

i beta walk out of this thread now at this moment cos i cant speak a nice english again too embarrassing,you guys have corrupted my vocabularies. cry cry cry cry cry cry

shocked You mean you was telling us the frank thing? grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 7:21am On Sep 04, 2010
$$strolls into class while sing$$ efemena, efe-omena. . . $looks around and stopping sing$ morring klass. Now let us hav continued from where we stop from our ernglish lersson. As i am said, if the plural of goose was geese, then the plural of mouse was meese. Now can someone be telling the klass the plural of "booth"? cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 9:03am On Sep 04, 2010
Aunty me anwer it
Answer be beeth
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 11:48am On Sep 04, 2010
grin korekt! Be clapping to yourself. Klass, you can saw that jokinmary is brilliance. Now that you hav mastering singular and plurality, let's broke down the meaning of words. Now if election is used for electing, what is a "hammer" used to?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 12:34pm On Sep 04, 2010
Aunty me answer it
hammer been use for hammeting
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 12:50pm On Sep 04, 2010
shocked angry wrong! Hammer was used to harm. Now if bat is used for batting, wat is mat used to?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 12:55pm On Sep 04, 2010
matting sad
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 1:04pm On Sep 04, 2010
Korrect! In oda words, mat were something on whish follypimpi ate a baby's forbidden fruits cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 1:31pm On Sep 04, 2010
Ok anty,
make me sayed trut, i is not understood
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 2:13pm On Sep 04, 2010
Ok, i will have explained. A mat is used to mating. . . U said matting so i will having for cut ya mark. In oda words a mat were something on whish forbidden fruits are eaten. Are you understood?  cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 2:34pm On Sep 04, 2010
Holy smokey shocked
U is really meanting it shocked
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 2:47pm On Sep 04, 2010
I am not meaning it, but will be considered it. By the ways, why are you called me "aunty"? Have i gotten honey pots on ma chest areas?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 2:49pm On Sep 04, 2010
Errm it is wetin what we is called females tinsha
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 2:58pm On Sep 04, 2010
I were not female teasher. I is man teasher so called me uncool, unkul, or uncle. Do you heard? angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 3:04pm On Sep 04, 2010
Sorry unkul cheesy
I is thought u is woman tinsha cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 3:16pm On Sep 04, 2010
Haba kola,i just was a joke how can a good English section like this ones is corrupt me,am jxt a joke abeg.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 3:19pm On Sep 04, 2010
If u is joke, ok na no needed tolding joke again cheesy
We is came, rook u and go laugh
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 3:27pm On Sep 04, 2010
Sorry ma sis sorry ma bros i mean to say,am is a repent no joking again.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 3:30pm On Sep 04, 2010
Stopped the noise making! Now lets gone on wit the lesson. What were called a person dat carry gun and marsh like zombie?   O o o. My battery is lows
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by hollypetex(m): 4:40pm On Sep 04, 2010
i enjoying this well,

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