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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 10:44pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
^ heeyii! Is blacksta is a kidnappin peoples?? |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:46pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Ja!! Me's telling you - watched your back wella |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 10:49pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
^Thankin u my sista. . u is very nice good person, i will not nearin him again errr but hu tellin u abwrrit? He kidnappin u b4? |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:51pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
nearly - verys nearly but tis longest times ago now! |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 10:53pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Really?? But he might changin now oo 2 a berra purzon. u dnt thinkin?? |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:01pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
maybes gal |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 11:09pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
hmmm. . nwayz if him ryk let him changes. if him doesnt ryk. . let him doesnt changes the bottom linin is he cnt tryin it wiv me . . i go just cut off hin |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:14pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Okay - I's believed yous |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 11:16pm On Sep 01, 2010 |
Ehen now u av came |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 11:55am On Sep 02, 2010 |
i beta walk out of this thread now at this moment cos i cant speak a nice english again too embarrassing,you guys have corrupted my vocabularies. |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Eneyufuo: 1:46pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
Dis is more dan adesuwa in kokomansion |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tope3x(m): 9:35am On Sep 03, 2010 |
this english is a making me lafin |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by kolaoloye(m): 4:28pm On Sep 03, 2010 |
El Guapo: You mean you was telling us the frank thing? |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 7:21am On Sep 04, 2010 |
$$strolls into class while sing$$ efemena, efe-omena. . . $looks around and stopping sing$ morring klass. Now let us hav continued from where we stop from our ernglish lersson. As i am said, if the plural of goose was geese, then the plural of mouse was meese. Now can someone be telling the klass the plural of "booth"? |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 9:03am On Sep 04, 2010 |
Aunty me anwer it Answer be beeth |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 11:48am On Sep 04, 2010 |
korekt! Be clapping to yourself. Klass, you can saw that jokinmary is brilliance. Now that you hav mastering singular and plurality, let's broke down the meaning of words. Now if election is used for electing, what is a "hammer" used to? |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 12:34pm On Sep 04, 2010 |
Aunty me answer it hammer been use for hammeting |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 12:50pm On Sep 04, 2010 |
wrong! Hammer was used to harm. Now if bat is used for batting, wat is mat used to? |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 12:55pm On Sep 04, 2010 |
matting |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 1:04pm On Sep 04, 2010 |
Korrect! In oda words, mat were something on whish follypimpi ate a baby's forbidden fruits |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 1:31pm On Sep 04, 2010 |
Ok anty, make me sayed trut, i is not understood |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 2:13pm On Sep 04, 2010 |
Ok, i will have explained. A mat is used to mating. . . U said matting so i will having for cut ya mark. In oda words a mat were something on whish forbidden fruits are eaten. Are you understood? |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 2:34pm On Sep 04, 2010 |
Holy smokey U is really meanting it |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 2:47pm On Sep 04, 2010 |
I am not meaning it, but will be considered it. By the ways, why are you called me "aunty"? Have i gotten honey pots on ma chest areas? |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 2:49pm On Sep 04, 2010 |
Errm it is wetin what we is called females tinsha |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 2:58pm On Sep 04, 2010 |
I were not female teasher. I is man teasher so called me uncool, unkul, or uncle. Do you heard? |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 3:04pm On Sep 04, 2010 |
Sorry unkul I is thought u is woman tinsha |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 3:16pm On Sep 04, 2010 |
Haba kola,i just was a joke how can a good English section like this ones is corrupt me,am jxt a joke abeg. |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 3:19pm On Sep 04, 2010 |
If u is joke, ok na no needed tolding joke again We is came, rook u and go laugh |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 3:27pm On Sep 04, 2010 |
Sorry ma sis sorry ma bros i mean to say,am is a repent no joking again. |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 3:30pm On Sep 04, 2010 |
Stopped the noise making! Now lets gone on wit the lesson. What were called a person dat carry gun and marsh like zombie? O o o. My battery is lows |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by hollypetex(m): 4:40pm On Sep 04, 2010 |
i enjoying this well, |
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