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| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:29pm On Sep 12, 2010 |
we ish here some peoples is forgotting their homewack brooks!! yous tish ingrist today?? |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 10:24am On Sep 13, 2010 |
How will i teash empty klass?  |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 5:06pm On Sep 13, 2010 |
English is not our mother tongue, but he surely meant well. For some of you who hitherto have read or listened to this important speech, then this is a refresher! Memorable Speech of Idi Amin Dada After a luncheon hosted by the Queen in London in his honor, the former Ugandan leader Idi Amin Dada had this to say for his vote of thanks. "My majesty Mr. Queen Sir, horrible ministers and members of parliament, invented Guests, ladies under gentlemen. I hereby thank you completely…, Mr. Queen, sir; and also what he has done for me and my fellow Uganda who come with me. We have really eaten very much. And we are fed up completely: And also very thanks to you keenly open up from all windows: so that those plenty climates can come into lunch. But before I go back to my country with a plane from the Entebbe airport of London I wish to invitation you Mr. Queen, to become home to Uganda so that we can also revenge on you . You will eat a full cow: and also feel up your stomach and walk with difficult because of full stomach completely Even when you want to rest at night; I will make sure that you sleep on top of me in the top up stairs of my mansion completely so that you can enjoy all the gravity of fresh air. "But now am sorry because I have to tell you that I have made a short call on you only. But next time I shall make a long call on you to last the whole moon completely. Thank you very much to allow me to UnCloth you completely before these extinguished ladies under gentlemen sir. Lastly but not list, I ask the band to play our international anthem of the republic of Uganda and also the British international anthem, Your majesty sir, I thank you from the bottom of my heart and from the bottoms of all the people of Uganda . With this few words I thank you sir |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by NnellyG(f): 4:34pm On Sep 15, 2010 |
:Dcan one fit really english language? |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by NnellyG(f): 4:40pm On Sep 15, 2010 |
@ Oweniwe of cuz u can't fit teach empty krass abi do u want people to laughing at u regarding u as a mad teacher?  |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 12:06pm On Sep 16, 2010 |
hahahahahahahahhaha,Ben you will is a kill somebody here ooooooooooo,moreover Idi Amin were a genius wasn't even speaking a bad English,seems he's part of is a us,LETS KILL ENGLISH JARE! |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jerodawiz(m): 1:05am On Sep 21, 2010 |
But wait my fellow peoples of this great interneting site. Do yous understanding that we peoples are put straining in of all us brain?? seriousliness o! I want to knew book normally o. Please! and can yous all imagined dbanj sayings him only is badguyes on all over nigeria to hair it! I disappoint in him |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Okijajuju1(m): 1:11am On Sep 21, 2010 |
I wander why una are talking this type of english!!  |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jerodawiz(m): 1:51am On Sep 21, 2010 |
by the ways, haff English dead yet? Please if it haff dead lets be sure it haff deaded well |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Kazashi(m): 3:31pm On Sep 21, 2010 |
 all of u shld commot for here,,ehen,,so all of u think dt it is only u dt sabi english,,,,u people shld jst sitdown for there because i want to tot u hw english is to be spoke, can u fit to beat that? |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jerodawiz(m): 9:53pm On Sep 21, 2010 |
Plix, where was Ben-10 han co.? I had a propositioning, Attension Attension Atize klass. I want we to organize awards to found who wons bestest killerer of inglish langwage. who concored |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 9:56pm On Sep 21, 2010 |
^^yous giving Efe award Efe very goodest in ingrish hask Ben - e telling you Efe is helped him wrote govt. letters me was helps Ben shek for gwamatical horrors all d time! |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 1:33pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
jero_dawiz: I haz awready concoring  |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 3:04pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: you was get the award for bestest liar. |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 3:09pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Ben-10: Told her! And i waz bestest pupil 2 got the award abi?  |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by angelz(f): 3:16pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
me no dey dia o |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 3:23pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Chi, who awarding you? I gotting no idea. |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 3:35pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Ben-10: Ah ah!  You doesnt thinkin my ingrish is gooder dan everyoda ppls?? |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 3:48pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Efe can spoke good grammar more than you. . .putting more effort, my chi-baby. I know someday you will making us proud. |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 3:50pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
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| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 3:53pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
I is not moved |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 4:03pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
 U is broke my heart 2day doesnt tlkin 2 me againz ! |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 4:25pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
I is still not moved.  |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 4:37pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Movin away 4rm infront ov me  Where waz the ingrish awarder person go 2? Pls came and awarded me |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jerodawiz(m): 7:51pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Movin away 4rm infront ov me had to ran away small, me been having headek for 24hour now. shit! Anyways, I fink is a closer one. i nominated chi-babies. any opositioner? |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 10:09pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
jero_dawiz: I sympathetic your headek. i hopes u feelin berra Oh i luvinz u! Help me tellin Ben i is spoke bestest ingrish opositioner ke? No opositionin is welcomin. doesnt u thinkin so? |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:03pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Ben-10: Stopping Said that!! Ben-10: Me's thanked you!! |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 2:17pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
Awarding contenders . . .Chibaby & Efe. Let's voted. |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jerodawiz(m): 5:53pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
Me still vote chi-babies still Me is luvs ha gwamma badtly. where is the oda peoples for contesting?? |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 8:55pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
jero_dawiz: U are verily inteligence |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Vic2k3(m): 9:33pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
Chibaby shuting up there. And stop maked noise |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 12:08pm On Sep 25, 2010 |
You spoked badly, Vic. you making me I hating wrong grammar. |
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