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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 8:04pm On Sep 04, 2010
Unkul me
Answer be is carrygun woka like zombie sad
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by throttler(f): 9:00pm On Sep 04, 2010
he is to be calling a soldier man. undecided
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 9:15pm On Sep 04, 2010
oweniwe:

$$strolls into class while sing$$ efemena, efe-omena. . . $looks around and stopping sing$ morring klass. Now let us hav continued from where we stop from our ernglish lersson. As i am said, if the plural of goose was geese, then the plural of mouse was meese. Now can someone be telling the klass the plural of "booth"? cheesy

'an me's said you stopping doing that now!! embarassed embarassed
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 7:04pm On Sep 05, 2010
*chi-baby shouts out raisin her hand up* Tisha, Tisha! Can i answered? grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 7:42pm On Sep 05, 2010
^^ where ish tisha sef??
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 6:59am On Sep 06, 2010
She is wenting vacation lefting crass on moi cantrolles tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by kolaoloye(m): 11:23am On Sep 06, 2010
throttler:

he is to be calling a soldier man. undecided
RUNG answer.
These is the answer :Gunner grin

El Guapo:

Haba kola,i just was a joke how can a good English section like this ones is corrupt me,am jxt a joke abeg.
Joke another joke for me now before the teacher was arrives.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 11:40am On Sep 06, 2010
Ya all gotten is wrong! Throtter says "soldier"- is wrong ernglish. The correct answer were soja or sojar. As for the guy whose says gunner, gunner no de marsh. Gunner is" haya killer"
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 11:45am On Sep 06, 2010
Efemena_xy:

'an me's said you stopping doing that now!! embarassed embarassed
ok. Is not by forcing. If you are not wanting to be mine infatuator, me'll started looking for another infatuator. Is you happy now? angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:18pm On Sep 06, 2010
oweniwe:

ok. Is not by forcing. If you are not wanting to be mine infatuator, me'll started looking for another infatuator. Is you happy now? angry

**shrugging indifferent**

Doing as u pleasing - so y you has frowned face?? tongue tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 2:13pm On Sep 07, 2010
Tisha and pupils havin infatuator. i tinkin i shud being new tisha crass loom grin cool
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 3:23pm On Sep 07, 2010
Shakes head in pity
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by ThinTima(f): 4:28pm On Sep 07, 2010
Wats i am doing in this places that is fool of peoples who cannot fit to speak englis
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 12:24am On Sep 08, 2010
chi-baby:

Tisha and pupils havin infatuator. i tinkin i shud being new tisha crass loom grin cool

Efe's no getting time for wor-bish. . .me's too busy makes moneys grin grin grin

Chi-baby u seeing JokingMary?? - I's getting job him do tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chrysolite(m): 2:42pm On Sep 08, 2010
angry angry angryyour're girl is an typically representations of what we teaching them in hour school, you has better gaving her the jobs before you're laps-stop crash, crashed, crasheing. angry angry angry angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by hectorswag(m): 2:46pm On Sep 08, 2010
mtchheeww!! then spits tongue tongue tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 5:26pm On Sep 08, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Efe's no getting time for wor-bish. . .me's too busy makes moneys grin grin grin

Chi-baby u seeing JokingMary?? - I's getting job him do tongue

Hmmm u iz busy makes moneys and busyin 2 with ur fellower infatuator . .u think i dnt seeth una? tongue tongue

Jokingmary sayin i cn havin it. .he cnt management it cheesy grin

chrysolite:

angry angry angryyour're girl is an typically representations of what we teaching them in hour school, you has better gaving her the jobs before you're laps-stop crash, crashed, crasheing. angry angry angry angry

Are u mean 2 tlk Dey shud gave me de job??
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:03pm On Sep 08, 2010
^^ Has laughing!!! grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 6:05pm On Sep 09, 2010
grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 6:59pm On Sep 09, 2010
Thank god for fashola
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 7:50pm On Sep 09, 2010
Ok kola,what is a joke do u want me to is a tell u?@efemena,am i is a kept isolated in d love frame?if u is a want an infatuator am is a available to reach in with, Eem sorry to ur wants nt needs ooooh!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 9:46pm On Sep 09, 2010
^^ Trys making sense man!! undecided undecided
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by hectorswag(m): 12:09pm On Sep 10, 2010
:p
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by andyjell01(m): 12:19pm On Sep 10, 2010
Dis is a goodest poster dat a peson hv posted since
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by hectorswag(m): 12:29pm On Sep 10, 2010
;d ;d ;d
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 8:40am On Sep 11, 2010
@Efemena its a too a bad tin to respond to beautiful guy like me that is a way angry angry angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 9:13am On Sep 11, 2010
Stop killed the English this way! grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 3:06pm On Sep 11, 2010
@Ben

Pls taking Mr El Guapo to crass woom - go teaching im berra ingrish pls. . .

im spoking full of gwamatical horrors!! undecided undecided undecided
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by ifyegede(m): 3:08pm On Sep 11, 2010
Open the whndow and let the climate came in.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 3:11pm On Sep 11, 2010
??
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 6:03pm On Sep 11, 2010
I is laffingz my heads off. . i needed 2 tot ppls engrish i swearin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 10:05pm On Sep 12, 2010
Where were everybodies? shocked

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