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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by debosky(m): 11:19pm On Sep 28, 2010
chi-baby:

Ehh?! which of my ear is fullin of waxes?  angry  prease doesnt aggravated me
I see u rykin 2mussh rumours. i tinkin u needed the waxes 2 coverin yo ears  tongue


I thinked it is your left ear that are fulled of waxes. Has you visiting a doctor to checks it? grin

I am not ryke rumours at all. I loved telling truthed. grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 11:25pm On Sep 28, 2010
debosky:

I thinked it is your left ear that are fulled of waxes. Has you visiting a doctor to checks it? grin

I am not ryke rumours at all. I loved telling truthed. grin

U are still talked my ear fulled of waxes?? angry oya goin away prease. . . i not interestin in met u
Goin and met Efe. . she rykin u lipsrsealed. dnt tellin her i saided ds to u oo grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by debosky(m): 11:46pm On Sep 28, 2010
chi-baby:

U are still talked my ear fulled of waxes?? angry oya goin away prease. . . i not interestin in met u
Goin and met Efe. . she rykin u lipsrsealed. dnt tellin her i saided ds to u oo grin

Haba. . . ok I am sent apologied to you. Your ears are not fulled of waxes at all. They are fulled of earrings. grin

Can I met you now that we resolves our mistakings? wink
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by DaWizard47: 10:03am On Sep 29, 2010
debosky:

Haba. . . ok I am sent apologied to you. Your ears are not fulled of waxes at all. They are fulled of earrings.  grin

Can I met you now that we resolves our mistakings?  wink

stopped that now.  angry Haba,   chi-babies not wanting meeting shoo! must you have to aggravated her. And how is you saying her eares are fulls of hairrings. Debosky is looked for troubles well enough

chi-baby:

He sayin my ears is fulled of waxes and u are lafted  sad
Efe was deceit fweend. She crant be trust
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 8:27pm On Sep 29, 2010
debosky:

Haba. . . ok I am sent apologied to you. Your ears are not fulled of waxes at all. [b]They are fulled of earrings[/b]. grin

Can I met you now that we resolves our mistakings? wink

My ears are fullin of noting stopin it now! angry
prease jus goin away sad

DaWizard47:

stopped that now.  angry Haba,   chi-babies not wanting meeting shoo! must you have to aggravated her. And how is you saying her eares are fulls of hairrings. Debosky is looked for troubles well enough


Helep me told him. . he lookin my troubles indeed well enough angry

DaWizard47:

Efe was deceit fweend. She crant be trust


Hmmm i doesnt say anyting oo. . .i doesnt wanted Efe wahala
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by rhymz(m): 8:37pm On Sep 29, 2010
chi-baby:

My ears are fullin of noting stopin it now!  angry
prease jus goin away  sad

Helep me told him. . he lookin my troubles indeed well enough  angry

Hmmm i doesnt say anyting oo. . .i doesnt wanted Efe wahala




,. . . I am goin to shuk my finga among Ur eyez if you spoke dis kind of english again.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 8:58pm On Sep 29, 2010
rhymz:

,. . . I am goin to shuk my finga among your eyez if you spoke dis kind of english again.

Werrin waz my ingrish problem? undecided U doesnt un'stand brilliance ingrish ranguage?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:42pm On Sep 30, 2010
chi-baby:

U are still talked my ear fulled of waxes?? angry oya goin away prease. . . i not interestin in met u
Goin and met Efe. . she rykin u lipsrsealed. dnt tellin her i saided ds to u oo grin

Is really??  shocked shocked shocked

DaWizard47:

Efe was deceit fweend. She crant be trust

Likes you??  angry

Hmmm i doesnt say anyting oo. . .i doesnt wanted Efe wahala

but yous a saying prenty , pwenty na!!  sad sad

. . . I am goin to shuk my finga among your eyez if you spoke dis kind of english again.

Yes o! Pls is shooking dem wella inside of Chi-baby  eyez!!  grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 5:15am On Oct 01, 2010
sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad school was spoilt and scatter sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 12:04pm On Oct 01, 2010
Am is a enjoying myself despite the fracas in my locality(hehe, vick2k3
catch is that chicken before its a miss a slaughter)
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Vic2k3(m): 12:12pm On Oct 01, 2010
Crazy are u? Catch wetin? Chicken ko rat ni
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 6:29pm On Oct 01, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Is really??  shocked shocked shocked

embarassed i doesnt meant it. . . i only play play said u rykin him embarassed
but err doesnt u do? grin tongue

Efemena_xy:

but yous a saying prenty , pwenty na!!  sad sad

What plenty sed i? me does no comments cheesy

Efemena_xy:


Yes o! Pls is shooking dem wella inside of Chi-baby  eyez!!  grin grin grin

shocked you are in supported of ds shocked
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 7:30pm On Oct 01, 2010
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 8:06pm On Oct 01, 2010
^ Ah ah! wat is problem u? prease yo faces are urgly in those way you fold am
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by DaWizard47: 8:52pm On Oct 01, 2010
Oweniwe wanted to spoilt face. remembered it took fourty somethings muscle to flown but only just ones or so to smiles grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by DanChina(m): 10:22pm On Oct 01, 2010
yesterday we made a mistate, the tin we did yesterday, we are going to did it again
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 10:41pm On Oct 01, 2010
I is sad becorse efe is not friending and love for me embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 10:51pm On Oct 01, 2010
Chi baby, could i seeks solace in yor warm, comforting and motherly bosom? sad sad sad sad sad
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by DaWizard47: 1:40am On Oct 02, 2010
Oweniwe you jamming rock o, berra stopped flowning and stopped try to tapp currents in kwass
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Mobinga: 6:24am On Oct 02, 2010
what is goeth on here cool
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 2:57pm On Oct 02, 2010
oweniwe:



Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked

why's u getting so many flies on you head man?? angry angry angry

Go Baff!! grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 3:11pm On Oct 02, 2010
^ ben 10 were right wen he says efe is wickeding
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 3:13pm On Oct 02, 2010
^^ No's true!!

i is very gentle-ing!!

c'mon grin grin

oweniwe:

I is sad becorse efe is not friending and love for me embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

you's no wan learn book in cwass??
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by DaWizard47: 6:12pm On Oct 02, 2010
^I didnt know wat is did Oweniwe. He comes cwass to tapps current only and left book
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Vic2k3(m): 7:28pm On Oct 02, 2010
^^Left Oweniwe. That boy are sometin else. He don't know anytin, don't he? grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 8:14pm On Oct 02, 2010
^^ Vicks

you's tries to spoking good ingrish now!! wink
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 7:48am On Oct 03, 2010
Vic2k3:

^^Left Oweniwe. That boy are sometin else. He don't know anytin, don't he? grin grin
which klass? Dis klass is spoil and scatter. Can anyone told me wat is been teach in this klass 4 de past 5 day? Nothin except bad co-ordinated gwammar
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 12:25pm On Oct 03, 2010
you's forgot you homework book (again) embarassed embarassed embarassed

u gonna copy Efe answer??
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 10:37pm On Oct 03, 2010
i cnt fit shouted 4 ds klassloom. . .2many of unsewioz pupil
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Vic2k3(m): 6:52am On Oct 04, 2010
^^ includement u
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 10:52am On Oct 04, 2010
oweniwe:

^ ben 10 were right wen he says efe is wickeding
I was taught this obsession was a over?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tayo200(m): 3:52pm On Oct 04, 2010
U guys dont know aw 2 spoke best english. Com and luk at me at my home, i will taught u aw 2 spoken better englich

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