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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 3:56pm On Oct 04, 2010
Vic2k3:

^^ includement u

Includement me in wat naa?? undecided
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Vic2k3(m): 8:02pm On Oct 04, 2010
^^Includement u in underserious students
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 8:05pm On Oct 04, 2010
hw darin u 2 said dat?? angry u darriz alwayz wanna copied my answers angry angry i no openin and showed u my answer hagain! angry tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Vic2k3(m): 8:10pm On Oct 04, 2010
Hehe who was spoken? I were peeping so as to make sure u were not copying both ma names.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 8:14pm On Oct 04, 2010
huh? wat are u spoke abwt i doesnt get? anyway these waz the 1st and last i seein ur big head and big eyes copied me. if i caught u ehh?? angry angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ibomade1: 8:17pm On Oct 04, 2010
why are you people spoken bad english. Did you went to school at all?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Vic2k3(m): 8:19pm On Oct 04, 2010
Chibaby cooled down now. U no i was a gentleman thats y i saided the truth.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:18pm On Oct 04, 2010
El Guapo:

I was taught this obsession was a over?

I is a tiring - you's asking my bwother!! undecided undecided




wa ish dat??!! shocked shocked shocked

yous cashing some of onweniwe's flies 4 ur head man!!

Goes baffing 2!! grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 8:26am On Oct 07, 2010
Hey is help me peeps am is a pursued by kidnappers,i was told my aunt that coming to ABA were always a cubersomic risk.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Vic2k3(m): 7:57pm On Oct 07, 2010
Continue ranning my brother. If not u might get despoilment .
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 9:29am On Oct 08, 2010
Fanks vick,u're was a gud adviser am is a keeping ranning non-stop
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Feraz(m): 3:05pm On Oct 09, 2010
God, i has been laugh my bombom since. You people wants to killed me abi?? Thanks you for revives me on the about the afternoon grin but God eh!!! to spoken wrong queen englich are very very hard o!!!!!!!!! grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 3:13pm On Oct 09, 2010
ingrish in crass is most baddest shocked shocked

is fool of gwammatical horrors!! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Vic2k3(m): 7:23pm On Oct 09, 2010
And who was spoken? Are u not one of the teacher?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Beync(f): 8:30pm On Oct 09, 2010
i wanted to be registering my childs in thish crash, but i saw u teashera are spoken bad ingrish.
verily bad.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 10:23pm On Oct 09, 2010
i going to school lately my plincipal saided i must form tow single rines i lefuse and he saided i must went home and brought my palents and my mother
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by xynerise: 1:54pm On Oct 10, 2010
Men it has tay I came to class.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Beync(f): 6:52am On Oct 11, 2010
today was monday and teashers hav never came cras unti now
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 4:27pm On Oct 14, 2010
Beync:

i wanted to be registering my childs in thish crash, but i saw u teashera are spoken bad ingrish.
verily bad.

its a bad you were recommend our illustrious achievement with a many bad impression,but is believe me no other institution have is given your ward the tutoring he\she might has recieved here.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 4:43pm On Oct 14, 2010
xynerise:

Men it has tay I came to class.

your condition were ever permanent.  grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by DaWizard47: 12:39am On Oct 15, 2010
Ben-10 is lwazy principal,  He come in and out of klass anyhow and not tooks note of some giraffed kids like Vic2k3 and flies in onweniwe's head  shocked. this is serwious. we need disciplined in our skool plix. bad ingrish and long necking is not and void  angry  angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 12:47am On Oct 15, 2010
^^Lol!!

I's no talking o! grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Vic2k3(m): 12:51am On Oct 15, 2010
[size=14pt] shocked shocked what i a see? Ma name? No cannoted be . Me a giraffed kid? U're shortened so everything is too tall to ya [/size]
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 12:52am On Oct 15, 2010
vicks

$Rock

unfinishing business wink
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by kelyxy: 4:17pm On Oct 15, 2010
his bad for him nei
england sorry english it is booboo!! grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Lolajoy(f): 4:33pm On Oct 15, 2010
Pls oh i was needed u peoples help.This dude was wanted 2 askin me out n he askeded 4 my name n i say Joy n he saysing what can i do 2 b loving dat name?
I raffed n raffed bcoz i now is not go 2 school b4 but i corrected him sha oh! I said "olodo boy simple englich u know cud not speak well,it is what has i bn doesing 2 roving dat name".*sad*n n he begun 2 laugh.I'm i not correct if i bn not then what was correct then.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Vic2k3(m): 5:25pm On Oct 15, 2010
Are u asked me? wink
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Lolajoy(f): 5:58pm On Oct 15, 2010
I'm askeded all of yous now.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Vic2k3(m): 6:03pm On Oct 15, 2010
The corrected thing to say is--> what i a do to love that names
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by ayanfemy(f): 6:18pm On Oct 15, 2010
I wanting to employment pimpus to taught mine chindrends gulda ngrish, whom we taught they?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by makapella(m): 6:47pm On Oct 15, 2010
u guys r crazy.common english u guys cannot spoke.stp behaving like a kit.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Lolajoy(f): 7:07pm On Oct 15, 2010
@Vic2k3,ha! Is true oh why was i forgeted it like dat.Thks 4 remainder me.@kyle i was ready but it wil costed u big moni oh! bcoz i spended 20 million 2 traveling at England 2 learn kings oh! I was 4geted queens engnish.Brougted ur childs 2 my school and deposited 2millones 2 my account,
I was maded it cheap 4 u coz u r my sister friend brothers uncle 2nd but divorce wife sons oh!

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