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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Lolajoy(f): 7:10pm On Oct 15, 2010
Sorry i mean @ayanfemy not @kyle is 2 mush of watch watch film
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by DaWizard47: 10:02pm On Oct 15, 2010
Vic2k3:

[size=14pt] shocked shocked what i a see? Ma name? No cannoted be . Me a giraffed kid? U're shortened so everything is too tall to ya [/size]

Vic2k3:

The corrected thing to say is--> what i a do to love that names

angry  angry Olodo,  will u knowed the rightest english when you giraffed alot. Spier and by the ways, I is tall guy. *sigh*  grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by nateevs(m): 10:30pm On Oct 15, 2010
Which is all this efrybody is write?
All nonsense.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 10:34pm On Oct 15, 2010
smh. sad
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 11:35am On Oct 16, 2010
Vick could i see u in my closet now
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Vic2k3(m): 1:55pm On Oct 16, 2010
^^first u're a thief ma location, secondedly u want to raped me. Pls left this class this momentes.

tanimz:

smh. sad

Who is this illiterated human being that cannot spoke gulder english?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 2:44pm On Oct 16, 2010
me saw some 'o yous no paying skool fees yet! angry angry

I is naming 'an shaming dem now tongue tongue

Offenders Listings

1. El Guapo (has owed 3 terms now)

2. Chi-baby (has owed 3 terms now)

3. Vicks (has owed for 2 terms now)

4. Onweinu (has owed for 2 terms now)

5. Xynerise (has owing for 1 term now)
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by xynerise: 3:15pm On Oct 16, 2010
Efemena_xy:

me saw some 'o yous no paying skool fees yet! angry angry

I is naming 'an shaming dem now tongue tongue

Offenders Listings

1. El Guapo (has owed 3 terms now)

2. Chi-baby (has owed 3 terms now)

3. Vicks (has owed for 2 terms now)

4. Onweinu (has owed for 2 terms now)

5. Xynerise (has owing for 1 term now)
I thought say it was free education Baba fashola put into the educational sector?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 3:18pm On Oct 16, 2010
u thinking everything is free for life?? shocked shocked shocked

you paying now else you no coming skool lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by xynerise: 3:24pm On Oct 16, 2010
Efemena_xy:

u thinking everything is free for life?? shocked shocked shocked

you paying now else you no coming skool lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
I go stop school what is that sef?
Afterall Daddy showkey no went to school and he make am. grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 3:25pm On Oct 16, 2010
u is missing road then tongue tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by xynerise: 3:27pm On Oct 16, 2010
I no sent u message grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 5:18pm On Oct 16, 2010
Vic2k3:

Who is this illiterated human being that cannot spoke gulder english?

Drunk illiterate. undecided
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Vic2k3(m): 6:17pm On Oct 16, 2010
^^Who was drunk? Are u blinded? Shutting up ma friend
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 6:30pm On Oct 16, 2010
You was drunk, and is still drunk. undecided
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by kpokpoti(m): 6:47pm On Oct 16, 2010
grin grin kai. i likes d way u kills zem wit ya inglish wallahi. nice one!!!!!!!! cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 6:51pm On Oct 16, 2010
^^ Who you be, where you come from?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Vic2k3(m): 7:31pm On Oct 16, 2010
Taz one days i will para for u o
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 7:32pm On Oct 16, 2010
Thunder fire your keyboard for that sentence you just typed. angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 8:23pm On Oct 16, 2010
^^Haha!!! grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 8:24pm On Oct 16, 2010
Hello. cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 8:33pm On Oct 16, 2010
Hey u!! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 8:37pm On Oct 16, 2010
How body?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 8:38pm On Oct 16, 2010
My dear, I'm fine o!

abi I ish dey very well grin grin

& u?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 8:41pm On Oct 16, 2010
Same, same. cool
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 8:42pm On Oct 16, 2010
cool smiley
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 10:51am On Oct 17, 2010
Wait a second, Who was keep this correge payroll record?@efemena,was that you?,cos i see know reason why i were owing 3 terms skul fees,go re-check that record,cos it was seem to me a bursary blunder.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 10:53am On Oct 17, 2010
Wait a second, Who was keep this correge payroll record?@efemena,was that you?,cos i see know reason why i were owing 3 terms skul fees,go re-check that record,cos it was seem to me a bursary blunder.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:57am On Oct 17, 2010
I ish good bursar - I no is making mistakes

now u paying up man

3 terms + interest tongue tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 12:00pm On Oct 17, 2010
Hmmnn, ,am is going to go angry ooo,i wasnt owe the correge any ransom,moreover @efemena u was not money inclined so a mistake is inevitable,*bangs door in anguish,headeth for the proprietor's office to reporteth case*

*Walks into office,@efemena,proprietor was is a call u now*
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 12:04pm On Oct 17, 2010
Hmmnn, ,am is going to go angry ooo,i wasnt owe the correge any ransom,moreover @efemena u was not money inclined so a mistake is inevitable,*bangs door in anguish,headeth for the proprietor's office to reporteth case*

*Walks into office,@efemena,proprietor was is a call u now*
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 12:30pm On Oct 17, 2010
I is only reporting to Ben10

each term is costed £450

you is owing the skook £350 x 3 = £1350

(I is kepting £300 for ma self - need to finish built house 4 village na!) tongue tongue tongue

now u is paying quick-quick!!

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