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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 2:24am On Oct 24, 2010 |
Lol!! |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 10:08am On Oct 24, 2010 |
Tanimz, if i slaps you on ya faces ehn, yor name would turned from tanimz to zminat just be thanking my dad o. I will nut beats you coz my dad, he no de beat women. |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 12:35pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
Oweniwe??!! yous violent man?? yous beat womans?? no is touching ma sister man |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by bashydemy(m): 12:45pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
Him never slap her now still making the move so let am slap am first before you respond ok |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 1:02pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
^^ thanked you mai brother. I is not intended to slaps her. Women sha. Them are the cause of them problems. A girl wore skimpy klot and wen men touch her, she'll komplain for sexual harasment. Dat girl (tanimz) komes hia abusing efery body wit her razor sharp tongue. If person told her to shuts up, dem will komplain of violent against woman. Mmsttcheewww |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 1:11pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
er. . . but you is a mans now, abi?? man is 'spose be strong 'n silent abi?? you 'spose bear it in silence nor complain - be strong 'n no talking too much and erm. . .if we's put on mini skirt, b/4 nko?? no looking us then |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 1:35pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
Man ish made to look na. Even you girls, if yo sees a muscle man for short nikar and singlet, won't you be looking? |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 3:19pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
Efe, this your pupil, Oweniwe needs to be disciplined! What type of institution art thou runningst here?! |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 3:28pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
^^ korrektion! I were not a poopil. I is a teacher |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by bashydemy(m): 3:30pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
Sexiology now but why woman too dey complain true true and they are the cause of there problem dem go wear jeans and jumper untop okada ceom dey take hand draw the jumper down to cover there ass dem force una wear am abi dem wear am for una ni i beg i tire for ladies |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 3:30pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
Oweniwe, then you need to be dis-employed from your job. |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 3:34pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
Efe, where was jokingmary? I were missing that brilliant poopil @ tanimz: so what were my offences? Remember is you which started it all |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by bish2(m): 3:35pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
U feofles are beta comots dis fost as me I dey hia ram says Cameroon (Oyinbo frimes ministers) I dey comings Nigeria por gbagaun-gbagaun meetings. Ip Cameroon I catchs am por anybodys my hands I no dey ooo!!! |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 3:37pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
oweniwe: gud - then going back to crass to tish bashy_demy: u is tinking too much - now pay me skool fees 'n enter crass let Mr O. tishing u good ingrish tanimz: Is tell Ben10 giving him 1st warning |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 3:39pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
Efe, are you not the principal? Oweniwe, you have been warned. |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 3:41pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
oweniwe: yes, JM clever pupil - dat's y I giving him skull-her-ship but im no wanting shake ma hand wiff £100 so me say no enter skool **must finish build house 4 village na** tanimz: No I is Burssar - Ben10 im principal but Ben always absent, so Efe running & Control skool now spreaking gud ingrish girl!! |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by bashydemy(m): 3:43pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
i no pit raff ooo wear is dani olora is be long i hear from am ooooo and also Ben10 i greet for dem sha going to watch Man city VS Arsenal its gonna be tough outta here |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 3:44pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
I were teashing wen razor blade mouth comes for scatter the klass. Be warning her not to scatter klass again o |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 3:45pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
Efe, so you mean to tell me that Benny is dysfunctional? Wonders never seem to end. |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 3:46pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
T_z ur killing the mood - c'mon modifying your ingrish (pls?) |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 3:48pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
^^ No vesk. |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 3:52pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
gud gal! |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by bashydemy(m): 6:24pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
this ingrish crash dey boiling |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 7:19pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
Chei!!!,i wassh fed up wit the skull's admin but it was a gud news that am is back,so where was we?@Sir benyc,hw many class is i miss?@tanimz,i was recieved ur report on ur frequently bad sparked engrish,seems u're nt a learning fast, u was beta find a new teacher@efe,my own V.P,am is sori for been awol,hope u were recieve my fee pay in? |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 7:22pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
yes, yes - me is getting your skool fee now come take handout for crass - but u bringing £70 with u too **house 4 village im coming up very nice!!** |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 7:49pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
Handout were nt a problem<gives her £100>,am is a dashing u 30k for a drunk,so where ws dis ur village,wasnt mind pay u visited. |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 8:01pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
<takes d cash to kash l8er in d bank> <smiles sweet for him> go back to crass loom - u is miss plenty work now |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 8:15pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
diesel generator is spoilt my laptop charger |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 8:16pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
diesel generator is spoilt my laptop charger |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 8:23pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
^^ Good! |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by bashydemy(m): 8:26pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
throw am for gutter jare am late for crass and dont wanna get spanked by Efe |
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 8:27pm On Oct 24, 2010 |
<raises eyebrows> shey you know now?? |
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